Just back from the Oktoberfest

.heloo just back
kinda dunkkkkkkkkk

Thats the most sense you have ever made.

please ignore CANT TYBE...

WAS in hofrau amd I j

drnk

Nice work my friend, nice work.

what a nigt ...shit koads of statg e widoemws start ipening.

last daay of work tomorrtoew...

You gotta watch out for those windows.

Isn't there some requirement for native English ability? Maybe like so many other rules, it gets waived during Wies'n. Seriously, anyone want to attempt a translation?

can't stot em

Well apparently there are loads of windows being opened...or something. Actually I have no clue.

that rifht kezdeck.
I KEEP getyting something othefr thsn I want,,..

well why not, did you pay them first. try doing a little dance in your underpants that might get them more in the mood.

JML, keep...the...sentences...short. Unsere SiM is a touch wonky.

funny night ...didn't need to dasnace

whats that sir? your not getting what you want? hear now, you should have a chat with the management.

@keydeck - noted but what the hell eh.

I'm kinda drunk...

Mods, please preserve this...forever. It's beautiful.

You should call everyone you know to share it SiM. Dont forget to make "wonky touching" noises or whatever it was keydeck recommended above. Dont bother looking up, its what he said.

Nah mate, not at all. Have a drinkski, it'll sort things out.

I tird to ...somehting...forgot...fucjking c asdps lodk

call someone, go on and tell us what they say. btw why arent you eating something or watching porn. i figured thats what you ought to be doing. go on governor whats on the telly?

I MUST GET UO AT 630...

It's on the left of the keyboard.

Who knew, I speak jibber-jabber.

oI HAVE NOTV ,,

SiM - message all your past loves - they'd love to hear from you - feel free to speak your mind.

Ah yes. I had read that about you somewhere on here. surprised you'd admit it. Its a bit akward innit. You really should just go to bed now.

SiM, send me a PM with your phone number. I wanna give you a call.

i@M FINE

JUST Q A BIT DRUNK..

I'VE LOST MUY LIGHRT

Call the fire department I bet they can sort you out.

Just had a chat. SiM's lost his lighter, so if anyone's in the neighbourhood and has fire, perhaps go knock on his door.

found it..no prob wiith tat

musy have a somke AND RTHEN SLEEP

GOOD MIGJHT EVRTY ONE

It's 1am and there are 8 users reading this thread! That has to be some kind of record. For a Thursday night, anyway.

Goodnight SiM, sleep well mate.

WHATYT ARE RHEY DOINGH UO?

NIGHT NIGHT .okaay just fixedf t jhe cspa lock

not quiet sleppless at momernt

haha . I was about to sleep and just found this thing. Definitely I went too late to HB tonight. I'm not even half as drunk as SiM, well maybe next time.

They're watching, SiM, watching and warning against surprise attacks from alien galaxies.

amd i a wqasa in th e gardeb for thr e night

gardsen

Garden?

shit...I thought ai couod spelpl

I' must get uo to morrow at 6 30

It really looked a lot more like the garderobe, but I guess it's difficult to get pissed in there.

Okaz I onlz had 6 mass don@t why I am si fucjed