Just back from the Oktoberfest

It was probably the donut.

Propabl7y

legendary, thanks

If I'd have known SiM was staying up, I would have chatted with him, too.
Funny thing is, I know where he starts work next Wednesday

dammit, had an early night last night and missed all this
let's have a quick sweepo on when he'll make it to work
I reckon he'll be an hour late and blame it on the s-bahn, finally rolling in looking even scruffier than usual at 9am

hee can't wait for the SIM post:
"oh no, I can't remember doing this" probably some time this afternoon.

Oh dear.
The temptation to ring him up and laugh down the phone is quite, quite massive.
Need a magic 8 ball to decide this one in fact. Decisions, decisions...
If he's eaten my packet of Barry's Tea (which he hasn't handed over yet) thinking it was a kebab, he's in for a kneecapping though.

Okay, I'm up and awake...and I found a Mass glass in my kitchen. I hope I didn't PM anybody last night. I still don't remember how the evening finished or how I got home.

Yes, yes, yes, are my tea bags ok?

Yeah they are okay...I'm not though.

i found SIM on the platform at Donnersbergerbrücke this morning, looking like he'd come straight from the Wiesn but had just popped home to pick up his sunglasses
i managed to get a few pictures on my mobile phone, including one where i managed to slip his sunglasses off when he briefly dropped off on the s-bahn
i haven't figured out how to post piccies yet, though...

And to make matters worse, when I turned on my PC this morning for some reason it had decided to reset the display settings and I had huge icons and not much else...Still not sure if I have found the old setting .

Let this be warning to everyone, Don't drink and post!!!

SIM, your a star. I‘ve tears running down my cheeks. this thread must be preserved for ever. pure comedy.

it is just after 10 and I'm still pissed. Got back in the wee hours after an after-wiesn party. 1 hour to go till i have to go back there.

bollox

Maybe somebody will now take my oft quoted request seriously and come up with a breathalyser to fit to your computer without a pass on which you cannot operate your keyboard

Spoilsport - bet in a former life you were a moderator.

wow, the wonders of technology... i finally managed to figure out my mobile phone/lappy interface, so here are the pics i took on friday morning of poor, hungover SiM

this is on the platform at Donnersbergerbrücke where i found him (please note, it was overcast, verging on foggy on friday morning)


and here's the one i took on the train when he'd briefly snoozed off and i managed to sneakily remove his sunspecs to take a snapshot - doesn't he look pretty?

Who's this latest derelict you've picked up Topsy?

he's nowt to do with me! i just found him and had a couple of schadenfreude-tinged chortles before i had the brainwave of getting me mowbile pherrn out, innit?

I think he's just in shutdown mode with the facial screensaver running.

Ok, I am already entitled to post in this thread for this year... currently I am drunk and I have already vomited at the Theresienwiese this year... even though it hadn't started yet at that point of time.

Well, since i have to work lots during the wiesen, I will enjoy this thread since I probably won't be posting on it myself don't let me down, peeps!!

Drunk as fuck. Yahey!!!

Already?

Been there since 12. Got free beer at the Hippodrom. Met the Oktoberfest playmate(happy days). Then to Victualienmarkt.

la di da di da lalalalalalala!!!

I drowned!

i am hust back form the otberewast and and i cant tye

WE went to watch the parade...6 maß later and sarabyrd is in bed...and i am not really here (body is functioning but the mind is ...)

i a thisty

i need to go to bedb but I dnt wwatnt ot because I am hungry, i nee to eat and sleep

sparty order a pizza,a liter of coke and go to bed

otberewast, fabulous. They should rename it.

My turn next week.

fried egg bacon and beens short sort it all out mate

i am pissed out of my head and hand 2 kiwi birds but all is drunk ya

oh oh a bit tipsy from the tent wot the big maß on the top. beenther since 4pm

Not Oktoberfest but not quite typeable:

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Either we're all on water and non-alcoholic beer or everyone has installed a breathalyzer. I am setting my hopes on Sunday - a total of at least 80 TTers should be able to provide a couple of drunken posts.

I will be trying my hardest not to be one of them!

If they can still locate this thread whilst drunk then they simply aren't drunk enough.

Several new "Drunk" threads may appear, confusing their authors when merged.

I still remember watching the original thread in action.

Was thinking the same Kd

The best Post OKtoberfest Threads may be lost forever due to the sequential problems.

1. Poster returns home from Oktoberfest.
2. Poster discovers some walls in apartment have been rearranged
3. Poster discovers kitchen and makes snack, hopefully opening fridge rather than mistaking fridge magnets for potential sandwich contents.
4. Poster moves towards PC/Laptop/Mac/Storage heater, tacking against a strong southeaster and foiling snack escape attempt.
6. Poster logs on to TT and creates new thread, the world is not ready for the incredibly truths about to be revealed but in every revolution there will be casualties.
7. Poster watches fingers typing, sometimes the fingers pause for thought , sometimes to talk to Snack, their new best friend.

Several hours pass.

8. Poster wakes up, snuggled up to Snack who has really let himself go and shed much of his modesty and his contents over the keyboard.
9. Poster discovers that not only does he now possess hairy teeth and the shrunken skull of the victim of Javanese headhunters but that he has forgotten step 5.

5. Poster switches on computer.

Yeti

so then reminder to every TTer before they go the Fest:

Leave your computers switched ON.

... and already open up this thread, hit the Add Reply button and then go to the Oktoberfest.

I found my glasses next to the computer this morning instead of on the telephone shelf and immediately checked this thread.

talking about breathalysers, anyone do the novelty ones floating about the tents?

first attempt - 1.07
second attempt - 5.41 (7.22pm)

i think to be able to drive you have to score less than 0.5, dont imagine these are that accurate but banter nonetheless. bit of a waste of money but its hard to resist the hotties that come round with them!

Schotte, me old mate! How's it going? I'm recovering from a kilted trip to the fest last night...rough, very. Let's watch Celts soon.