Funny things that children say

This morning, my 3 year old au pair kid was playing with an airplane keychain. Later at breakfast, she looks up at me and goes, "Kaaaaate, do airplanes have feet?" I pretend to think on this and go, "No, of course they don't." She gets a very serious look on their face and says, "No, they DO, silly Kate!"

I can't believe I forgot that! Silly me.

I was in the bedroom changing my 9-month old son's nappy. My 4-year-old nephew walked in, had a look, and proudly announced "mine's bigger". Then dropped his pants to prove it.

Oh my God, that is hilarious! I've been waiting for my eldest son to say that to his baby brother...

@ Spuds - And? Did you resist the temptation to join the competition?

No, I didn't want to embarrass myself.

"Mummy....if you swallow Daddy's seed, will the baby grow in your tummy?"

Eeeeeeeeeeek - from my 8 year old having had some sort of 'baby' project at school.

And what was your answer?

Some Hotwheel ad airs:
4 yr old PezSon: Oooo Mom! I want those toy cars for Christmas

Me: You must be a good boy then maybe Santa Claus will give you the toy cars for Christmas

Vanish laundry detergent ad follows:

Pezson: Mommy, you want Santa Cwaus to give you Vanish so you can get these stains outta my shirt.