The next Pope

His Holiness Papa Ratzi is already 79 years young... and some people might think it's perhaps time to look for his successor. So, if you were a member of the papal conclave, or Him, who would you choose as God's, or Your, messenger?

My pick would be Bono, not only 'cos he's a Catholic, but also because there's never been an Irish pope.

how about a female pope, the papal dress just looks wrong on a man anyway.

JML

Nah, it should be Uncle Fester. He got some bright ideas!

Keydeck. Doesn't the Bible say somewhere "Search and ye shall find"?

I always thought Gollum stood a good chance.

I vote Kza for the next pope. I reckon the world needs a pope from rural NZ, a real salt of the earth type leader

Cheers bro

Not against the Empire

I'll do it.

Do I have to be Catholic?

As far as I'm aware, no, the only prerequisite that I'm aware of is that you need to have read the rule book at least twice.

Lets have a female pope. I vote for Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton? shit...at least there'd be alcohol and orgies all over the vatican...doesn't sound like a bad idea.

However: she's ugly, she'd be all over the TV...and she'd be giving fucking speeches. Do we really want that?

At least we've got a fairly good chance of being able to say "I fucked the Pope" with Paris

Dunno, im sure theres a few locals around that grew up in catholic boys orhpanages.

That shit goes on all the time anyways. It's ROME for gods sake* those guys have always known how to throw a good party.

*see what I did there.


Good point, but if she was Pope then maybe she would at least wear some clothes.

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She can talk?

And sing!!!