My neighbour is depressed

So, here is the thing. I have this neighbour and his wife left him for another man and took one of the dogs with her leaving him with the young terrier that has been discussed on a separate topic. Anyhoo. I am very worried as he is looking very depressed. Well, he does not look that depressed actually. He is selling the house for 750.000 Dollars, drives a brand new Lincoln, has 2 motorbikes and a rather stunning new girlfriend and looks pretty happy but apparently he is depressed because his ex-bitch left him...

So, I am considering getting his dog taken away, or shot, or something which, apparently, will only add to his despair and cause him to run amock, gunning down anything and anyone that stands in his way...

So, should I let the dog stay and get him institutionalised?

Is this now the neighbour-thread which compliments the annoying-dog-thread?

Have them both institutionalized

Pop a cap in the dog's ass.

24 hour surveillance services by Crawlie. Ring the ex wife and get her to take the dog, borrow one of the motor bikes, crash it into the lincoln, shag the girlfirend and then he will be depressed and we can help him...

If only I could be so depressed...

Just get him to post on here and he will receive all manner of wonderful ideas to solve his depression

Ask the neighbour to post details of his troubles here on TT .
Arshoo might get his controversial thread that way so everybody's happy

Not sure about the dog, though. Fighting dogs - ever met one with an owner without some mental problems?

Got a daytime job yet, Crawlie?

Fcuking hell Crawlie are you trying to tell us something...

Where do you live with a neighbour who can sell his house for $750k!!!??? And how much is your house worth?

Yes. I am a hamster sexer... Good hours, fairly good pay... Get to keep the rejects if I want them.


I live in Napa. The house we are in is worth 550k. Housing market in Napa is terrible at the mo though. Everybody wants to sell and cash in on inflated house prices but nobody is buying. However, because the selles really do not need the cash so badly, they are just keeping the houses at the high price and waiting... Totally bizarre situation

Shoot the neighbour, adopt the dog. Problem solved. Next.

Next problem would be what to do with the stunning new girlfriend.

Tie the neighbor to a tree, force him to run around it five times and leave him there for three days, visiting him twice for five minuntes. Sell the rights.

God, how anyone could be so lousy in bed

Yeah great. Then the neighbour gets taken away. It does not solve the problem and may only add to those the dog may have, causing an even deeper depression. Maybe I should go around and have a chat with the dog before I take such a course of action. I mean, I need to know what the dog is thinking right?

Tell the dog that you are willing to take the neighbor off of its paws unless it cleans up its act and does its best to keep the family together.

They woof from the other end.

Yes, even our very own BD, despite accusations to the contrary.

No, no, no, no you do not understand U.S. customs. If you shoot his dog then Homeboy rules dictate that he shoot yours, but he will miss and probably hit your brother in law. Which then you would have to shoot his brother in law , and since his wife left him then you would have to shoot...

I would suggest he takes up The Blues. Guy seems to have all the right qualifications. Ah said, "Haw-haw-haw-haw". You know it makes sense.

Think it takes many many MANY years of experience with the blues before you can Haw like John Lee.

Not true, and I can prove it. Ever heard the line, "Ma woman done left me many many MANY years ago"? Of course not. It's, "Ma woman done left me". Recent. This guy is qualified.

perdido - you're thinking of the rules east of the big river. the Hatfield-McCoyin clan wars that started with a dispute about a pig.
west of the big river, you shoot his dog, he shoots you.