I need a controversial discussion on TT

So lets see, we have done:

• Israel-lebanon
• Jebus and all the associated flavors
• relationship advice, from moving in, splitting up, whether she likes anal or not, swingers blah blah
• Bush and "lets bait the Americans" topics in general
• screwed about with the advertisers on TT
• Pikeys

In the past few days I haven't really seen anyone getting riled on anything, being passionate about their point of view etc.. I mean the hot topics running are "the vent" and "what are you listening to now".

Have we done it all?

I want to really open a packet of popcorn that has been lying on me table for a week now! So people please please suggest something that TT'ers can pounce upon!

Don't forget the "fur trade" topic.

You haven't read the Sex Offenders thread then have you?

The law on defending your property is one of my favourites. Right now you're not allowed to badly beat somebody who breaks into your home. Most of TT thinks you should be allowed to kill somebody who's broken in.

That or Fox Hunting. OG loves the hunting ones.

ONLY 6 pages in 15 days...NOT HOT...(Buzzer sound)

If not for me, do it for EB.

Ok Arshoo. Given that there is a general feeling (as per a "you gov" poll") of people feeling unsafe sitting next to, or being in a nearby situation with people that look either Asian or North African, for fear of them being a terrorist, do you think that white people should be allowed to carry arms?

Try the death penalty then.

Other peoples' obviously, because they'd need their own arms to...

...get their coat.

suggest a different location for the curry night, as its your national cuisine ;-)

of course i would hate to blow up white people without arms...even terrorists have a thing for the disabled you know!

seriously, i think all white people had guns waaay before asians...thats how we became colonies! white man ruled with fire stick!

Looking here, it would seem that the Twisted Bavarian is good for a bit of banter. So what's happening at that location these days? Anything new opened?

Other than that, bombs, muslims, pikeys and people with miserable lives are always crowd pleasers.

'Tis true, I thought internet porn, sheep shappers plus S&M would have gone off the scale but no, 12 posts.
Fat Americans did well with 9 pages tho.

oooh...just got this in a PM...

"incest on the increase in the TT sexual merry go around"

that would be quite opening a can of worms me thinks

thanks dude!

How about "Should TTers be forced to cross the Isar to go to a do, or is it ok for them to remain in their own part of town?".

How about fur wearing nordic-walking muslim pikeys? Love 'em or Loath 'em ?That should split TT down the middle.

I could create a fake account and claim to be near suicidal. Then Keydeck and my real ID could say 'Well fuck off and die then - you're a troll' and then Topsy et al can say 'Jimbo and Keydeck are c***s because he's obviously real and needs help'. Something like that.

Or we just try to find out how to use this little toy?

well shes right because your both vaginas and you need help. no "popcorn factor" in that. next.

Don't forget the standard Topsy "and he/she is just a good and honest working class person!"

I forgot to mention that we'd need at least 3 pages of gideon's grammar-free whingeing to make it complete.

Thread appears to be taking shape on it's own.

whether jimbo and keydeck are vaginas and the other tt'ers c**ts! sounds like a fight

-relationship troubles, are always good for some pages.

-hot babe next door and you discover a peephole in you bathroom, and she is a lesbian with hot babe girlfriend, what to do?

-any ethical issue-

come on Arshoo you are a smart man, start an interesting thread, why don't you entertain us.

easy peasy

first, wank off
second, sell tickets and tissue to other TT'ers who will also no doubt wank off!

With the Irish destroyer on my team I'd happily take those odds. Anything to give Don Riina a good slap.

ooooh Irish destroyer with lawyer and team of fembots takes on TT

all snacks courtesy the Don!

And then figure out how to convince her to let you plug that hole.

errr...that would be 4 holes keydeck!

SIM, your fur wearing nordic walking muslim pikeys sounds good, especailly if they want to plan a swingers party on TT ... would you give them one?!

maybe some music would help?

You use the little toy for that.

This is a trifle embarrassing... but I think I have just sketched a way of making a real light sabre. It could work, but it requires a TEM01 beam profile and a light injector at a secondary wavelength.

how interesting...now shove it in that hole we mentioned.

if i used grammer it would be 4 pages. at least i have opinions unlike your souless notar self...

Sweet Jesus. 3 pages is quite enough. And I have opinions too - the only difference is that mine are based on intelligent thought and fact, not just a bunch of blind suppositions made by a blithering Northern idiot who drives a Volvo.

jimbo, reciting the sun's editorial isn't intelligent, thought nor fact. but as you're an oyster card bearing suvener who thinks its cool to live in an overpriced shoebox and call it urban living then really your brain and its actions are of little importance to the world.

i see 3Lions reading this too...come on just a bit on your latest TT sexcapades...who is your latest victim...how do you do it? lessons and techniques other TT'ers will no doubt love to discuss

Bah! How wrong can you be. Yes, I do have an Oyster card, but I don't have a shoebox, nor do I believe in urban living. I live in rural hertfordshire, drive a Golf GTi and own a cat. I'm practically a horse I'm so horsey set these days.

rural? you couldnt tell the back end of a cow from the front. last time you saw one you were puzzeled as to where the tetra packs came out. golf gti = poor mans sports car phhh.

thats all you the TT collective could think of!!! the situation is worse than i thought...

Bring'em on! (maybe this would help)

Meh! I'm a proper country gent, mate. The only wildlife I like is the kind you can shoot - and whilst I suppose you could shoot a cow, they're big fuckers and gonna take some serious punishment before they die, and are therefore, ultimately, a waste of ammo that would be better expended on working class people like you.

As for GTi's being poor man's sports cars you're very wrong. And you drive a Volvo.

in which i can fit a cow if neccesary... i'm sending you some go faster stripes for your birthday. anyway i dont think we're contraversial enough here. lets bugger off and go home.

how about "Are TT'ers the best to give relationship advice?"

I have yet to see any with a truly healthy relationship.

I think your second comment in itself is probably controversial enough, Arshoo...

And Gids - agreed. We're too old for all this. Give my best to the family.

duhh yes like we post..

i'm truely happy in my relationship. could somebody give me any advice?

Nazis
Vegetarians
Smokers vs Non-smokers
Saffers
Apartheid
Aids
Vegetarian, smoking Saffer-Nazis with Aids who believe in Apartheid.

Good day, ladies and gentlemen. I tried.

Looks like Turkey will not be joining the EU. Allah be praised.

i stand by what i said in that line!!! and not many could try and prove me wrong...so lets keep it at the first line Jimbo

woof.

Anyone working at Airbus? What the f*** are you playing at? Boeing is going to bitch slap you soon.

will do im off to see em now... have a nice day in tha smoke...