Fembots are out; Femtroopers are in

The latest craze for horny sci-fi geeks - Femtroopers.





Discuss.

I think Don Riina may freak when he sees this!!

I want one for my girlfriend...

That, and a female chewbacca suit...

fuck...machines!

so you can not only do it with twins but an army of the same!

Probably be a bit of OK if the chicks were anything to look at.

Just go to greece man..

Absolutely, he spent a pretty penny on those white fuck-me boots just like that chick on the right is wearing, now all the geeks've got them.

As a moderator I believe this kind of posting is incredibly unfair of you Showem.

You could at least post tips on how don riina is going to clean the screen and keyboard.

EDIT: OMG!!! I do believe I had better pop down the Patentamt first thing on the morrow and register my application for The Lightsabre Dildo

will he hit it...those were clearly born post star wars

I want one those FTs!

I read that "porn star wars".

Indeed. Give me Jane Seymour dressed up like that, or Susan Kennedy from Neighbours, and we have a point from which to perhaps have a discussion. As it is currently, I find this femtroopers shit rather vile.

Mate - Susan Kennedy has cut her hair too short, its...its just not the same anymore!!

Is it me, but does the Storm Trooper in photo one have a lipstick mark on her cod-piece? Lesbian storm troopers? Sweet Jesus.

Errrr...so this is where Elvis has been hiding all these years.

Fuck it, lets get down to it then - stormtroopers are clones, and if you are gonna clone a bird, you are gonna choose a far better specimin than those on display here.
(considers fucking about in photoshop for a bit with a picture of that Boomer bint from the new Battlestar Galactica. Decides to drink beer instead)

What about Libby. She's quite fit.

Yeah, but then I'd need to get a crappy job, like a lawyer or summit, to pay for the breast implants. Flat as 3 day old coke that bitch.

Princess Leia in a stormtrooper outfit...

That's the point - in the Storm Trooper get up the girls don't need knockers - they're moulded into the breast plate of the body armour. Just as well Don, as there's no fucking way on God's Earth that my illustrious profession would let you join.

Yeah, being 100% hetero closes lots of doors in life.

Indeed it does - I'm surprised a goat fucker like you knows that though.

I'm surprised your ultra-sharp legal intellect has not yet worked out that I only talk about goat fucking to titilate your tiny mind and get you excited enough to actually buy a round for once.

For once? You tight fisted ginger fuck. The only time I'm anything less than prompt at the bar is when your persistent fucking whingeing has almost crushed the very will to live out of me. Or I'm laughing too hard at the idea of a grown-man 1. Playing with a PSP 2. Playing with a PSP in A PUB and 3. Playing with a PSP in a pub and then spilling beer all over said PSP and getting angry.

I think you will find, young man, that EVERYBODY needs to drink fucking quickly when you are around to block out your continual bleating about what z-list celeb you claim to have worked with this week. Seeing as all you are fucking good for is legally changing somebody's name, you are fucking worthless, unless I decide to become an Islamic, and want to change my name to Abu Abu Mohammed Abu al abu Asheed.

Oh! Bliss! This is gonna be fun.

I'll draft the name change document now. Aside from 'Gaylord', do you have any other middle names?

Rules of the world state that using "gaylord" in a sentence must be either preceeded or followed with another sentence stating how "skill" you are. Uncooth little Sezar-from-big-brother-alike.

Oh, sorry. I'm well skill. And less of the Sezar comparisons please - it's just about possible he's in police custody at the moment. How true that is I couldn't swear to on a public forum.