What's your best chat up line?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?

If I write my number on your hand will you rub me off?

You are cute, wanna come home with me?

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Actually one of my friends used to use this line on women ALL the time: So... wanna go back to my place and I can show you my Play Station?

Sometimes it actually worked.

You're a naughty boy, go to by room!

Soo... are we gonna fuck? Or should I apologise?

Or... from the Australian movie "wogboy":

You know the expression "you are what you eat?" well... tomorrow... I think I'm going to be you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

I must say, I have never seen it work.

Do you fuck on first date?

Can I take you out tomorrow aswell?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Any more Matt?

Hi. I have 135 posts on an ex-pat internet forum!

Ok Renia if you insist. This ones for you... hehe

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Oh my God. That has to be the cheesiest pick up line I've ever heard.

Thanks.

Me: My watch says you're not wearing any underwear

Her thinking: Haha jerk, I am

Me: Damn thing must be 5 minutes fast

Oh thats a good one too cabbagefairy!

@Matt, I would have to agree with JennyL, but very amusing nonetheless!

Wanna come back to mine, do drugs and fuck?

Excuse me, I don't want to appear rude but, do you know where a guy can get a really good fuck in this town?

It works incredibly well, because the lady can say, "No" without you having inferred that she was the object of attention... so that very often she really says, "Yes. Me.". It works a blinder in Chicago... 6 times.

To take a cricket analogy...

it's not the line thats so important, but the length.

"My mate over there wants to know if you think i'm cute?"

Though in fairness the most successful has to be:

"look i just can't be bothered with this can i just kiss you now?!"

I like the plain and simple

"I'm sure I know you from somewhere/haven't we met before"

cos the answer is "possibly, I work at the local GUM/STD clinic"

or

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

The answer is always "Yes, but not with you."

Good one.

I don't know if this was meant to be a pick up line, but I had one of the regulars at the bar I worked at use this one on me:

"Hey, Sweetheart, why don't you lift up your shirt for me so I can take a lick, I mean a look."



I wouldn't recommend trying this one, however, as you'll most likely not get the result you wanted.

Do you like jewels?

Suck my knob... it's a gem!

Attempted on me (without success and totally straight faced:)

Hi! I'm a horny gorilla.

Wanna come back to my place?

I promise I'll share my banana!

Me: Groan.. That has to be the worst pickup line ever. Excuse me while I leave now.

~Rose

I got told yesterday "you have the chi of a large caged animal" it wasnt a chat up line but it could be...anyone who wants to try it at the pub feel free.

From Max and Paddy...

Here's 20p ring yer Mam and tell her you won't be home tonight.

Pick a number between one and ten..
5
You lose, take yer top off...

Can you catch?
Why
Cos there's a couple of balls coming your way...

Sid the Sexist: Alreet pet can a get ye a drink?
Girl: I wouldn't want a drink off the likes of you!
Sid: Sorry, you must have misheard me, what I said was, what are you going to do for a face when godzilla wants his arse back!!

Are those space jeans you are wearing??

Why?

Cos yer arse is out of this world

definitely one of the best.

my favourite

Excuse me, ...(pause, gain eye contact) hmmm...i think ...i love you.

and...

if your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, can we meet between the holidays?.

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass."

Works whilst out dancing Up North in England anyway ...

"I like maths. Do you want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?"

"Do you want to go halves on a Bastard?"

I'm no good with lines (shy little me... )

Basically I think that lines don't work. Or do they?
Can we have a success ratio here, so I know which ones to use?

Used to hang out with an Irish bloke who used this one ad nauseam and without any success as far as I can tell:

You got any Irish in you?
(Girl: Em, no)
Would you like some?

I would like to hear more chat-up lines from females. Any time I have been chatted up they have been straight to the point (no wit, no romance). Sure as hell beats eyelash batting and 'obvious' female body language.

From a mans perspective, I don't do the whole chat-up line thing. A bit cheesy.

I fell for this one once. But substitute "Irish" for "English". I thought it was quite clever actually.

I have a friend who always keeps some screws in his pocket. He goes up to women with one and askes "want a screw?".

One day he's going to meet somebody who's had a bad experience with MFI...

That's the only way he'll get a yes...

Oh! It does happen. Came in to Gunther Murphys from playin' footie in the Englisher Garten one Saturday afternoon in July 2000 and there was this rather nice Irish girl at the bar reading Fanny Hill. All I did was ask what she was reading, and all of a sudden we're in a conversation about this and that and nothing. Then she leans forwards and whispers in my shell-like, "I can only offer you a hard floor and a sleeping bag". I answered, "I'll raise your hard floor and sleeping bag and see you with a double bed and a duvet". She said, "Drink your drink and let's go". I really, really miss her now, even if she was a monster when drunk.

Jeez, have to tell J.

It does work!

Mind you - he wouldn't go for the 'English' version. He's that way, you know...

I don't think I would have admitted that.

For women, and if the guy is cool enough at first sight, ask them "Can you cook well?" and smile...

Guaranteed success, believe me!

If it wasn't for my in-built decency... this one could have brought me all the results I ever dreamed of, and even more! Hm. But finally it brought me a delicious dinner and I stopped there.
Nice pick-up line.. and it worked - it is tested! We people need to be original sometimes...

I find the usual "I feel like being naughty" is a pretty good pick up line for women to use. Always worked well for me anyway.

I dunno - in the day, the "Oh my gawd I think I'm drunk" line worked for my blonde friend pretty well.

That's the way it should be done. Everyone take note.

Blonde's mating call, init?

A bird once came up to me and simply said "come back to mine and you'll get a shag". I did and I did. Unfortunately her nickname around Halls was 'fat Sam'. Did exactly what it said on the tin

used a chat up line once, snared me the underwear model I mentioned on a previous thread. I can't for the life of me remember what the line was though as I'd been drinking absinthe. Still bugs me. Don't use them any more as that success will never be repeated!

Dey don't call me 'Sin' fer nuffink.

And if we have no sleeping bag?