Bubble Gum
Aug 29 2006, 3:31 pm
... I don't really have anything profound to say about this. I just felt we needed some entertainment stuff posted. You can read more here:
Paris Hilton is a failure. If you are too lazy to click:
QUOTE
"The international outlook is not much better for her," one industry source told Page Six. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can't back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can't sing live." The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but "obviously she didn't listen."
according to
pagesix.
Marshbot
Aug 29 2006, 3:43 pm
Nah, it must be pretty amazing. I read a quote from her somewhere that every time she listens to her own album she cries because it's so good.
So she has at least one fan then.
Eleanor Rigby
Aug 29 2006, 3:44 pm
It hasn't bombed as much as I'd like. I still have to hear it everytime I go into a gas station.
Bubble Gum
Aug 29 2006, 3:44 pm
I read that too! She reallllly loves herself doesn't she (but apparently that's obvious from the sex tape).
Ahhh another thread for jelou.. I mean well adjusted women to pick o.. I mean, offer constructive criticism about someone cos they are sexier and richer and less sexually repressed, and more successful and actually achieving their goals than the.. oh I mean.. More materialistic and greedy, and talentless or something yeah thats it
Cracks me up every time.
Owain Glyndwr
Aug 29 2006, 3:49 pm
Paris hilton may be rich than any other women but she is certainly not sexier. she is totally skanky!
Katrina
Aug 29 2006, 3:50 pm
She looks bored in that tape. Really bored. And not very into sex either.
Doubt she'd get knocked back though by many.
@OG You would still give her one.
Bubble Gum
Aug 29 2006, 3:51 pm
@kza
. Trust me, I am not jealous of her, I wouldn't want to be her for all the money in the world. I actually have respect for her. The girl has no need to work and still does so, and always has a ton of projects running at once. She earns her own cash and I can respect that.
I respect any woman who makes a home made porn and it gets out on the net.
Lassie
Aug 29 2006, 3:54 pm
I actually thought her single was a rather catchy (I am being serious). But I suppose one half decent song doesn't make an album.
Agree with OG too - she is skanky. That vid which got posted all over the net was extremely unsexy.
But then, with the amount of money she's got, maybe one could park those reservations
Eleanor Rigby
Aug 29 2006, 3:54 pm
I still like other beautiful, successful, rich, sexually liberated women. It's just that this one, in particular, is totally useless.
Yeah and I just want to clarify I dont like her music, in case anyone thought I was THAT much of a fan. She was ok in simple life though.
bluedave
Aug 29 2006, 3:56 pm
Jordan ( Katie Price ) earns her own money and no bugger seems to respect her . ...
Marshbot
Aug 29 2006, 4:02 pm
QUOTE (Kza @ Aug 29 2006, 4:47 pm)
Ahhh another thread for jelou.. I mean well adjusted women to pick o.. I mean, offer constructive criticism about someone cos they are sexier and richer and less sexually repressed,
Ahhh, another thread where jelou.. I mean well adjusted men jump to the defence of their soggy wank-fodder.. I mean, jump to the defence of a pretty girl on the basis of her rootability.
Just because you like her ass and feel like you've been unfairly passed over for other sexier, richer and less sexually repressed males than yourself, dear, doesn't mean she can carry a tune.
Eleanor Rigby
Aug 29 2006, 4:04 pm
QUOTE (Kza @ Aug 29 2006, 4:50 pm)
@OG You would still give her one.
I wouldn't be so sure.
He's saving all his free passes for Heidi Klum.
Owain Glyndwr
Aug 29 2006, 4:04 pm
mmmmmmmmmm Heidi!
Lassie
Aug 29 2006, 4:05 pm
QUOTE (Eleanor Rigby @ Aug 29 2006, 5:04 pm)
He's saving all his free passes for Heidi Klum.
and I bet she's saving all her passes for him
Eleanor Rigby
Aug 29 2006, 4:06 pm
I dunno, have you seen her husband?
i hear she has a thing of "balding" men.
Timmeh
Aug 29 2006, 4:09 pm
OG mate, you just missed out. I just posted something to Heidi, I coulda put a little summink from you in there...you never know, coulda worked...as long as it wasn't like an old wank rag or something, you know, something kinda nice.
Bubble Gum
Aug 29 2006, 4:10 pm
Heidi looked really good at the emmys (can't find pic now).
Lassie
Aug 29 2006, 4:10 pm
QUOTE (Eleanor Rigby @ Aug 29 2006, 5:06 pm)
I dunno, have you seen her husband?
i hear she has a thing of "balding" men.
those Welsh tribal initiation scars might do it for her too
Eleanor Rigby
Aug 29 2006, 4:13 pm
Those are called hoof prints.
Most often found on the shins and/or thighs of welshmen depending on how tall the welshman and/or the sheep in question is.
Owain Glyndwr
Aug 29 2006, 4:15 pm
QUOTE (Timmeh @ Aug 29 2006, 5:09 pm)
OG mate, you just missed out. I just posted something to Heidi, I coulda put a little summink from you in there...you never know, coulda worked...as long as it wasn't like an old wank rag or something, you know, something kinda nice.
ah man! i could have sent her a little message, you know, along the lines of
Dear Heidi,
my girlfriend is having an affair with your husband. I think we shold get back at them in the same way. Interested?
Owain
ps feel free to bleat and sing in welsh whilst we are making love
Marshbot
Aug 29 2006, 4:20 pm
Send your message seperately Owain. It might just work and I think Timmeh will simply end up arrested after posting off those grubby photos of himself anyway.
Uncle Nick
Aug 29 2006, 4:42 pm
The title is very interesting, since when is Paris Hilton a member of the islamic Jihad?
Timmeh
Aug 29 2006, 4:43 pm
They're not that grubby, the blokes off the gaymen.com forum said that I, vegetables & animals in the shots work very well together, especially in the interaction scenes.
Bubble Gum
Aug 29 2006, 4:46 pm
Found it:
source:
http://www.popsugar.com/25131That's Heidi btw not Paris.
bluedave
Aug 29 2006, 4:47 pm
I didn't even know she was stagnant !
Timmeh
Aug 29 2006, 5:02 pm
Ooooooh yuk, she's got an alien growing in her. That's disgusting, she's got no chance with this chappie now.
Yeah sorry about that, gotta be quicker next time buddy.
Timmeh
Aug 30 2006, 12:00 pm
The only benefit of her being preggers is that you know she puts out.
Kza
Aug 30 2006, 12:05 pm
Nothing wrong with preggers chicks, if you do it right, you can get a fuck, and head at the same time.
Still, takes up to 9 months before you find out if your half gay or not.
Lassie
Aug 30 2006, 12:07 pm
QUOTE (Kza @ Aug 30 2006, 1:05 pm)
Nothing wrong with preggers chicks, if you do it right, you can get a fuck, and head at the same time. Still, takes up to 9 monhts before you find out if your half gay or not.
brilliant
Timmeh
Aug 30 2006, 12:10 pm
Oooh, never thought of the gay implications of shagging a preggers bird. Something to keep in mind
RB-Tee
Aug 30 2006, 12:26 pm
Timmeh
Aug 30 2006, 12:46 pm
That chick's got really musclular arms and no tits, she almost looks like a bloke with that haircut too.
Wee Mun
Aug 30 2006, 12:55 pm
That's why Real sold Figo, him and Beckham were just taking their goal celebrations too far!
Johnny English
Aug 30 2006, 12:57 pm
QUOTE (Timmeh @ Aug 30 2006, 1:00 pm)
The only benefit of her being preggers is that you know she puts out.
And if she is already up the duff you can be pretty damn sure you ain't getting her in the family way yourself.
Topsy
Sep 4 2006, 8:18 am
Paris Hilton targetted in CD prankQUOTE
Hundreds of Paris Hilton albums have been tampered with in the latest stunt by "guerrilla artist" Banksy.
Banksy has replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For?
He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head.
Apparently, loads of the doctored versions have been sold, but not one person has complained
Thats pretty flattering in a way though, Banksy doesnt go all out for just anyone.
Malcolm Spudbury
Sep 6 2006, 7:47 am
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