GBV Night Out - it's back

I'm gonna have to be fairly well behaved, sadly.
Just had a 9am meeting with some big cheeses scheduled for the next day

*sobs inconsolably*

hey, speaking of "doubts about sexuality", where's Rus? Maybe he'll show up in one of his snazzy "I'm secure in my sexuality" pink shirts

I've got to take it easy this week too pet.

I've drinks tonight, some visiting dolly trolley friends who drink like fish. A birthday on Friday followed by more Müllerstrasse and VIP invite to a big mash up on Saturday. Plus I've got two gentlement of my aquaintance to squeeze in somewhere.

So we'll just have the one round of tequilla slammers at midnight then!

Oooo, i can see it's gonna be a fab night, chocka-block with sleazy sexual innuendo
I just can't wait

WTF???
I dont own a pink shirt!!!

Ediit- Oh actually I do and have them both in Munich

Is it just your wardrobe that is confused, Rus?

I don't shag Tories mind.

Trying to pretend he wasn't there he was

Hope no-one minds me tagging along since curry night's full

not at all, chucky egg
the more the merrier

ALL Welcome StaceyD!

Be careful what you say, MonksTown, then the curry war might find you

We have handbags.
We know how to use them.
CN people are very welcome.
Although to give them a CN feel, we might nick their saved seat and tell them to sit on another table as this is the top table for regulars.
Or that's what happened to me last time I went to a CN.
Hmmmmmm

no way, really???

Aye. UpQuark came and sat with me and we read my copy of Scarlet magazine which he kindly brought back from the UK for me. Wanted to sit near him so that I could hear about his travels but no that was not allowed. Maybe it was meant to be funny? Who knows.
Haven't been to another one since.
The GBV/NNO formats suit me better.

Not really - there were seats at two tables. There were two tables. But people had gathered around a few cool people at each table so no adjacent seats were open. Not nearly as bad as being stuffed into the corner at a small table because no seats were left at all.

Edit - darn Katrina, you are a fast typer (I'm also trying this "work" thing right now )
But - UpQuark was one of the "cool" ones with no adjacent seats.

Should have taken a Labrador with you for company Katrina

Ooooho can I have a lend please darl, as long as the pages aren't stuck together innit.

That's incorrect DDBug.
He'd saved me a seat and Carm took it with both of you making the comments about the top table for regulars. End of story.
Let's get the facts straight, eh?

bluedave, story of my life. And MT, how recent a copy do you want?

OFS I was not digging at your work ethic - I was distracted. geez.
And Carm didn't take it, I did if you put it that way since he was trying to save a couple of seats.
And I don't recall any "regulars" comments, since I am certainly not one.
Facts are fun.
I'll bring my handbag. It's blue.

The curry wars have infected the GBH thread now too

Come to pool on thursdays guys and gals, no fighting just waving cues about.

Pool sounds terribly boring ...

And curry doesn't?

I'd just like to stress at this point that the following "rules" apply to GBV/NNO nights-out, AFAIK:

* there is no need to reserve or even announce your intention of coming - just come along if you fancy it
* you can sit wherever you like, and you can even save a seat for one (or more) of your mates if you like (as long as you don't mind someone else parking their arse on it before they get there - it tends to be an event where folk mingle)
* if you do happen to say you are coming and then don't actually show up, then nobody will hate you
* there will not be a table for "regulars" and a table for "newbies" - it will be a bunte mischung, probably split by levels of depravity more than anything else

hope I didn't forget anything...

It's an epidemy and it seems to be quickly moving around. OMG!

You have got to be kidding! Apparently you can lose and appendage (I'll let you figure out which) just by clicking on the thread.

Hey Man! Whats with all the rools, you some sort of control freak or what. Your just messing with my head, its getting toooo heavvvvy.

I think you forgot one thing

everyone is supposed to have fun.

ie: End up dancing with some dodgy rent boys in one of the Müllerstrasse's skankiest bars at 4 in the morning on a school night eh Miss Topsy!

I'd forgotten about that night, thnx for reminding me

Oh but there are rules. One at least:
Boot-licking is allowed and indeed encouraged.

for instance that when going for food beforehand - which I admit does not seem to be taking place tomorrow - you not only have to commit yourself as soon as possible but even put a number before your name to make it clear what order you signed up in

Newbie...I'm going to try to pop in at 9, is the place large? any hint on how to recognise you people?
Cheers

@ Jeeves - oo err, hark at her!
the curry night crew are getting their handbags out now

@ Pete - we usually congregate in the front section of Die Bank
there'll be a big crowd of folk speaking english
not really sure how else to say to recognise us, really

shouldn't have called us "German", Topsy

I shall bring my Tanner Krolle, you will all behold it.

yeah, well - if you're banishing spontaneity and then demanding punishment for those who don't turn up, then that sounds a bit German to me, innit
not that you did this yourself, Mr Jeeves, obv
wouldn't dream of calling you personally German

Is that the one you beat me up with in Molly Malone's ?

And I'd forgotten that!

But in these post Kate Moss days, all cameras / phones to be left at the door.

@ Jeeves, the 1 2 3 things is so. When we go out to eat, somone usually makes a reservation somewhere.
With experience, if you book a restaurant for 10 and then 30 turn up it can be pants. Or if you book a restaurant for 15 and 4 turn up likewise. We've had experience of both.

Which is why IF we go to a place for a fixed time with a reservation we collect fixed names. NOT to exclude anyone.

If we do have a food meet up first (ie NOT tomorrow) than we always publish details of where we'll be after the meal and those that didn't eat meet up there.

No bluedave, this is significantly bigger. And black saddle leather with tomato red suede lining. Lock & Load range.
Although the image of a black clad lady in spike heels slapping a man in a bar with patent leather isn't really a bad one.

@ 4. Topsy
well if you're going to put it like that...

Look for a group of very spontaneous people who are not bound by convention and petty rules.

Hang on. If it is that sort of crowd, shouldn't we reserve upstairs? Although it *is* the Müllerstr.


Let's gloss over the binding bit, eh? At least until we've been served at the bar. Could make carrying pints difficult otherwise.

Pete, look out for the crowd watching ice slide down a Yorkshire lass's cleavage.


'bisserl' leder braucht mal jeder.

just read this...shit...going to have to give it a miss this time...got my mum here for the week...hopefully next time...have fun kids!!

Why don't you just take her along?

Hmm. anyone want to meet for food at 7pm?

Maybe Sax? or maybe Krabblergarten? what do people think

I have to do Jim first so it'll be a bit tight.

It's looser if you go second?

Well...here I am announcing my intention of coming...but only if I get promised a seat at the table with the greatest amount of depravity!

fab
we normally take a "create-your-own-depravity-zone" approach, so i'm sure you'll be just fine

does anybody know if you can take a doner kebab into Die Bank?
i'm in a meeting til 7pm, so won't have time to go home and eat first