Why are you happy today?

To avoid the wet patch ?

We rely on women to make us happy. If we're not happy then it's your (as in women's) fault.

Isn't that normally on the girls side of the bed anyway?

Ew, Dave! Switching sides of the bed is still better than having him insisting that he actually enjoys sleeping on the couch and snoring instead of sleeping in bed.

Edit: If you want to avoid a wet patch in bed, then do it somewhere else.

I do make him happy which is why I allowed this outrageous idea of his come to fruition. I have since decided that my happiness is more important than his which is why we are switching back. Order has been restored.

maybe it was a cry for attention rather than a crazy idea?

Not when you get to my age.

I'm happy coz I'm reading this thread, and realise that my apartment is pretty clean too.

Also, before I came to work today, I took some of my books off my bookshelf and found that I've lots of great books that I've bought and stashed away for some time, and in the coming months, I can just get lost in some books.

Plus last night, I took a walk through Viktualienmarkt and had a sandwich while listening to two Romanian violinists playing some great classical pieces near to Marienplatz.

Plus I'm going to go swimming tonight.

Wrong. It was a stupid idea. Almost as stupid as waking a woman up from her deep sleep in the middle of the night to talk to her or try to mount her.

Because I've managed to get someone worked into a lather over basically nothing... fer shits and giggles.

Gravestones are a bad idea because you keep slipping off.

Er... I'm not sure how I know that.

I was thinking more along the lines of doing it on the couch, on the table, up against the wall, etc...

I'm not sure what's more frightening- that you've had sex on a grave or that you don't actually remember the finer details...

At least you know nobody is gonna disturb you in a graveyard

and you've a good chance of finding something stiff.

Wow tbfb has found a working computer in Stoke, i see him lurking

Im happy cause in 30 mins im going to have a big dirty fry up at the local greasy spoon with a mug of tea

Unbelieveable that you have managed to keep her drunk for 10 months solid thereby deluding the poor woman into thinking you are a decent bloke

But have a great evening anyway.

I'm 99.9999% sure no Marmite was involved.

... Bästard ... But your right though


Thanks Wibble !

I´m happy because I just watched the clip of Kfed rapping (he´s no Eminen) and am going for a run tonight, which always puts me in a good mood

Shit! Don't tell them the secrets of embalming fluid!

I'm happy because we have a putzfrau and she comes on Tuesday!

My biological clock has a snooze button and I don't have to badger the boyfriend I don't have to impregnate me

I have two bicycles.

Reading the Princess Bride and laughing all the way through...

Blink!

Im happy because im still friends with my "just broken up with girlfriend" of 2 and a half years, and it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be. I'm also happy that i have an apartment finally and i move in, in one week. Im also happy that for the first time in my life im supporting myself financially all on my own, look after myself, clean, cook the whole nine yards. But finally, im happy to be alive.

Good for you 6's. Im happy because I have NOT seen the kfed video.

Unless it's the graveyard which happens to be just across the road from this new Indian place in Haidhausen mentioned recently in the Curry Night thread.
They say garlic wards off the vampires...

I'm just happy that you're all happy. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. However, I'm especially happy that I "beat the system" yesterday at that supermarket sale. And you know what the best part was?

Ok, the only coffee they had left was either decafinated coffee or the packages of whole bean coffee. Nobody was buying the whole bean coffee- I'm assuming because nobody has a coffee grinder at home. So I was like, "Dang it. Coffee has gotten so expensive I really want some of that-- but if I go out and buy a coffee grinder, it'd defeat the purpose of the discount really."

Being very upset and irritated by the whole thing, I walked around the shop filling my cart with stuff, when I saw the Tschibo section-- which normally sells Tschibo whole bean coffee, which you can grind up right there in the store !! Obviously noone else in the supermarket had their thinking caps on- because I was the only one dashing back to the Dallymayr whole bean coffee and bringing it back to run through the Tschibo machine. I just wanted to shout out "FOOLS- the lot of you!!"

It was a moment of pure genius.

And I may do the same again Friday morning if there's any whole bean coffee left.

I am happy today because I went to go see "Snakes on a Plane". The audience actually burst into applause multiple times during the showing simply in appreciation of the genius of this film.

Not only that, but I paid $4.75 for my ticket because po-dunk, Iowa is cheap as hell!

I am happy (still) today because I just saw that who ever stole my 2 bungees from my bike basket while I was on holiday has returned them - so I guess someone just "borrowed" them, but was very happy to teach myself not to jump to negative conclusions (like "What sort of bastard would still my bungee straps!!") and to have a little more faith in people

Was it someone from your building? Thats great that they were returned then!!

I assume so as the bikes are locked under a little roof inside the courtyard, which is locked. But SWM has been doing tons of work outside our building the last few weeks and the gate has been opened a lot.

I am just happy they are back

I'm happy right now because the sun is shining. Or maybe it's just the placebo effect, and all this so-called "energy" from the sun has nothing to do with it, so I should really be feeling quite miserable... Ooops, sorry, wrong thread.


I'm happy because tonight's Curry Night is in a restaurant at my end of the Universe.

I am happy cos I´m not quite dead (yet) and shall be enjoying a spot of lunch with a good friend tomorrow.

Im happy because I have a visit to a spa and a massage today

trade you places- you can work on the Prince of (xxx- cannot say) instead.

if he is young ... and has nice teeth :-)

no, just very rich!

And I am happy because I am still healthy and the flu really does seem to be gone after three miserable weeks of making my life nothing less than unbearable! And because the sun is shining.

I'm happy as I managed to track down the right sized rain pants and jackets for my kids after visiting only 3 Tchibo stores! Bargain and fleece lined to boot!

I am happy because I landed the best job of my career so far and am moving to France next week!

Oooh la la. Congrats, SaintDaniel.

i'm happy cos i'm working from home today, and that's always a truly fab experience

Thank you, Jenny

I'm happy because they predicted rain today and it is beautiful outside (and I have plans for the beer garden after work).

I'm happy cos tbfb arrived back from Blighty last night with some butcher made bacon, sausage and pork pies for me

The first pork pie never stood a chance, cut down and eaten before the clock struck twelve

I am happy because my BF is cooking me dinner on Friday .. he is a great cook!

I woke up happy this morning because last night I had a very long, detailed dream about Robbie Williams. It went on for what felt like hours and although there was no sex invovled , there was a lot of jumping around on a gigantic fluffy bed... with Robbie Williams. But he was on tour and had to leave the next day.

Tough to beat JennyL, wow! what a great way to start the day, huh?

I'm happy because the gilr who's wallet I found Saturday morning just stopped by to pick it up and brought me a bottle of prosecco!

skips down the hall to run bubble bath

I had a fabulous weekend. Fab-u-lous. And I ate English bacon for the first time and LOVED it. Gigantic thick strips of bacon. I finally understand why you English are always moaning about bacon over here. Also I ate Thornton's chocolates-- which are also truly fabulous.

I'm happy because I got a fabulous neck massage last night and everything feels perfect today again... I'm also happy because its taking me less and less time to recover from Oktoberfest hangovers and I'm ready for the last week

I'm happy because the weather is still warm enough to wear white and because we may move into a house three times as big as our current apartment in January.