Separate check-in line at airports for Pikeys

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EDIT OK where did my poll go?

Why create a separate line for Pikeys? They already have their own airports. Stanstead AND Gatwick.

I wonder who gave that guy the flowers?

And where can I get a marital aid like that?

pikey check in desk questions.

"and how many bags are you stealing on this flight sir?"

"did you steal this bag yourself , sir?"

Passport Official: "Are you here on business or for pleasure?"

I guess you could get them to resurface the runway while they were there

For a hundred quid mate.

would be a problem with the gates though, they'd try to steel them and sell them for scrap.