Caption competition

well they are french

wrong place to put an aspirin, surely

New drug testing rules require stool samples during cycling competitions.

The CIA report they will leave no stone unturned in the search for Osama Bin Laden.

I told you NO MORE over the counter laxatives! (sigh) Let me see what I can do in there.

Plus I'm running a bit low on extra shorts. Would periwinkle be ok?

No caption, but now I can't get "Heard It Through the Grape Vine" (Marvin Gaye) out of my head.

The ad on the car needs fixing, it should read ASSPRO.

Don't worry! Once I re-inflate you, you'll be as good as new.

ASPRO:

Arse Service and Protection Response Organisation

Driver: "Just slap him on the arse and get him back into the race!"

"It's ok Serge, if i just put this plaster on here they'll never spot the needle mark "

Damn you were right no tan lines...