Shocking revelations you've made

Fuck that shit. It's a well known fact that blokes equipped with a pussy and tits would simply sit at home all day with a large selection of vibros and a few litres of gatorade, and women would take over the earth. Then where would we be.

At home with a large selection of vibros and a few litres of Gatorade.

obviously, duh.

I have a Miss Manners question.

After you've imbibed a few liters of Gatorade and one must, you know, do what one must.

Which bits do you use ? Sit or stand ? Shake, no shake or shiver ?

The husband should get a sex change of his own and claim he's a lesbian. if anyone complains he can show them his wife's birth certificate which will prove that she is a woman.

Easy peasy. Next!

it was only after coming back from a visit to chicago that i realized the munich u-bahns all had different colors. so i live on the blue line!

ah, change of subject.

People still believe Bush and Blair, two known liars. That is shocking.

I just heard that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, and not supposed to make you shit your pants and run away screaming.

I didn't realise that suppositories were for up yer bum until three weeks ago. Been happily eating haemorrhoid suppositories for years. Like the taste! No problems with grapes so this has left me really confused.
Get lip herpes sometimes though - so might start using the bullets up the bum from now on.
My wife thinks I'm a sad case.

Polish and South American women (amongst others) love a British accent. Not that that has the consequences you might think...

Revelation 1: I had no really good reason to move to Germany.

Revelation 2: I have no really good reason to learn or speak German.

Revelation 3: There are a very large number of personal habits that irritate the crap out of me.
(i.e. the woman sitting in the office with me is repeatedly scratching the carpet with her toe nails! grr!)

Revelation 4: I need to go smoke a cigarette right now.
(oh, just to share: and her feet stink!)

Chicago, sounds like you need to visit the "Vent" thread!

Chicago (when you`ve finished your ciggie) - Is she german? - As if that matters..

no worries, i'm very calm about the whole thing. That's the beauty of revelations - they bring clarity and calm.

and no, she is not german (no need to name ethnic origin). and she is gone now. she was just visiting my office.

dear Chicago - thanks for the reply -ever so lonely- who loves fran fine?

Here's my revelation for today: I didn't realise that Chicago was so easy to irritate. I wonder which one of us could break him into a mental meltdown first. I like my toe nails enough to keep them off dingy office carpet, unfortunately but Im sure I could come up with something.

toe twitching, finger cracking, gum smacking... just to name a few.