Everytime I go to the men's room

I think they've all coordinated to have their urine breaks at the same time. Now, what creeps me out is that THEIR time happens to coincide with MY time. Assuming everything I've said is true, and I think it's obvious that it is, everyone is trying to watch me go pee. Either that or they think I'm doing something else in there. Which I'm not. Just a bump or two or five but that doesn't count.

Dont worry about mate...

I thought I was being followed by a wasp about 3 weeks ago... Turned out there was 2 of them and it was a coincidence!

maybe it's a cottage?

your name isn't short for George Michael is it

that's right! they were all policemen!

It's a hormonal thing, parnell, like the nuns get. If you find your pee breaks synchronising with another guy's you either leave the bar immediately or just go with the flow.

Although I heard at the chili cookoff that Jubliee clips help too, if you're into that whole plumbing/piercing thing.

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I think you need to reconsider how you go about shaking it... remember any more than three shakes is officially a wank

I'm sincerely glad another hetero dood posted on my thread... for a while there I was gettin flashbacks

It's men assuming female behavior. Next time you're at a pub in mixed company, watch the ladies - they almost always go to the ladies' room in groups of two or three. The dominance of the X-chromosome is now taking over social structures and will in time lead to the introduction of a matriarchy beyond men's worst fears. Shake while you still may, the Whizz-Splint will soon become mandatory, thus forcing men to sit down to take a leak.

Whizz-Splint my arse !

We will shake and spell standing and not surrender our pee pointers until you pry them from our cold dead fingers.

I'm happy to report I have absolutely no clue what a whizz-splint is other than it sounds painful. aslo will i grow boobs and develop cellulite ?

Talking of men assuming women`s behaviour. The other day on the tram in Frankfurt I observed a group of young men about 16 yrs old or so, who all made great play of kissing one another on each cheek as they got on and off the tram, various mates getting on and getting off, greeting each other all in the same way. Dont think they were Turks or Moroccans, looked more like maybe ethnic germans from Russia or somewhere but Im not sure. Must be some kind of youth sub-cult.

Um, but that's for gossip purposes, not because we all like to listen to each other pee. Also, it's more polite to borrow lip gloss in the loo than at the table.

At least in the men's, you pretty much know who's in there. Ever been caught slagging off some girl who turns out to have been in one of the stalls?

Speaking of everyone getting up simultaneously to hit the toilets, am I the only one who tries to carefully position herself at the end of those long tables in bars and restaurants so I can get out more easily and don't have to ask a whole crowd to let me out? It's a habit I picked up while pregnant.

The Whizz-Splint™ is my own invention. It's held by a belt around your (i.e. the guys') arse and has a stiff contraption to lock your willy in, forcing it downwards at all times. Pictures will not follow.