Caption competition

Write the caption you think appropriate for the picture "Sweethearts not bleeding hearts" on this conservative match dating site.

- Yeah, it's a nice place, used to belong to my mother, but she couldn't make the rent, so I had her evicted.
- Hey, nice jackboots!
- I just bought a new Ford Yukon. I want to make sure that the other people die if I'm in an accident.
- Sure hope that Kerry guy runs again!

Do you think Toytown is becoming too PC?

That's right, Jermaine, if you keep bringing us internal memos back from the Hillary campaign, there's a lot more turkey and trimmings where this came from.

Thinks the guy in the white shirt: 'Damn, those other two dudes are cool! Afro-man complete with the hairstyle and pointy beard, Rolex on his right (!) wrist, bet he's hung like a horse, too. And the other guy: Hot red shirt, long sideburns, aggressive chin. Shit, they're gonna get the girls and I'm gonna end up screwing the turkey. I'm never going on this 3 guys date 3 birds event again.'

@Sarabyrd - clever and witty.

"I understand the term "conservative" in the context of this service to mean "someone who embraces values typically associated with political parties or ideologies such as Republicans, Libertarians, Constitutionalists, 'Reagan Democrats' or similar parties from other countries."

So what is the black guy doing in this ad?

That's kinda what the white guy on the left looks like he's thinking. "God, doesn't the black guy realize this is a "honkeys only" party?"

Sort of " WTF are the hired help invited as well" Rednecks got to love them.

So are you guys "cool"?

Oh yes! We like to keep him around in case anybody accuses us of being racist

Ziggy was blissfully unaware that he was not actually at a private meeting of Karen's Kooking Kollege

Holy fucking shit! A black man! And he's got a spoon!!! RUUUUUUUNNN!!!

I say Winston, be a good chap. When you have finished carving the turkey, pop out and give the roller a quick once over.

Hey Crab Man.

Ah, it's always the same when the catering service sends me to do the buffet at one of those conservative dating evenings: The girls try to have me for dessert and the guys are all over each other after the second glass. Phew!

"Anyone seen any Fisting Vids?".. Said Winston.

"Here let demonstrate on this Chicken..."

Fenella fancies Antonia who fancies Rupert who fancies Alasdair who fancies Winston, who is dying to go for a wazz and get away from all these tossers

"I'm not racist or anything, but... don't touch the food, okay?"