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Thieves rob German man after feces attack
Pickpockets, while helping man clean up from mess, steal nearly $10,000
Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros, about $9,554, from a man by throwing faeces at him from behind and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said on Monday.
Pickpockets, while helping man clean up from mess, steal nearly $10,000
Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros, about $9,554, from a man by throwing faeces at him from behind and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said on Monday.
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I imagine these crooks saw the man at the bank? Anyhoo, seriously so many morals to the story: try not to walk around with pockets full of cash, and if you simply can't avoid it, watch your back and your pockets. Oh and last but not least if you get hit by shit, just keep moving.
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