Toytown Jeopardy

Here's how it works: Someone posts an answer, for example "broke" and the next poster has to post the question of the answer, in this case "What is Tori Spelling".

I'll start the first one:

Cheese

What do you call the smelly stuff beneath my toe nails?

Mumps

What do you call quickies amongst moles?

pea-pod

What is this baby dressed as?



feet.

What is the English translation of the name of the town one visits when viewing Neuschwanstein castle?

Road apple

What is another name for horse manure (i cheated, i googled it).

Paris Hilton

Who is an over paid brat?

AOL

What service is now free but still has no hope?

rain

water falling in drops from vapor condensed in clouds

gui

what is an on screen display that enables people to interact with a computer program?

satellite

What is another name for a moon?

Nitpicker

What is MoiLV?

Nut sack

What is another word for mens undies?

Yarn

What is a toy never to be given to a cat due to a cat's inability to spit out the yarn, thus causing the cat to swallow and swallow until the entire ball of yarn is ingested? (check this out)

Mel Gibson

which actor has never made a single bad movie?

nincompoopery

What do you call a toilet for foul-mouthed preachers?

Bit of Fluff

What do men find in their belly buttons at the end of the day?

jelly

What is the comparative British word for the American word Jello?

Donkey

what sounds like Belly?

tumbleweed

Which connection is an Elton John album?

September

What do you call the remains of a fire when left to go bad?

zit

How does a Frenchman inquire into the nature of an object?

Llama

How does one pronounce the word 'Llama'?

Pfffffffft.

What´s the sound of an almost silent fart?

regurgitate

What will somebody do with this thread next week?

Don Riina

who invented the Star Wars rule?

duplicity

What's your favourite feature at Legoland?

erroneous

What do you call insensitive erogenous zones?

Platitude

What word best sums up most of the posts made on this thread?

fisting

What best desribes a loving art that is easy to learn, and where mastery of this art is attainable, when two people have a commitment to care and communication.

Monkey business

What is the nature of a company selling simians to research labs?

allocation

What is the assignment of particular areas on a magnetic disk for particular data or instructions?

gruel

What is a word for food that tastes bad?

MySpace

Running at the speed of slow rodents is called...?

Symmetry

What is a cemetry for mathematicians called?

Anorak

What do you call an anorexic parka?

Crumpet

What is bent German household animal?

waylaid

How does a prositute feel at the end of the day?

Marmite

What basic foodstuff prevents insect bites?

hemp

What might make you want to smoke your T-shirt?

blasphemy

What is dissing God?

Dubai

Where is the future tallest building in the world currently being built?

verbal incontinence

What do you call the inability to shut your mouth?

scouse

what is moonboot?

nuptual

You park your car, and there are three people near by, a scouse, a jordie, and a mancunian, which is most likely to steel your wheels?

Tart

how is that a definition of nuptual? get back in line!

Think that was just a slow typer's reply to scouse...

so back to tart..

What is a synnonym for harlet, trollop, and other such names that decribe a female who should learn how to keep her knickers on?

coquette

What is a 1929 film directed by Sam Taylor?

Elephant Juice

What phrase looks like "I love you" when you lip-read?

Suicide