What would you do if … … … …

Easy, init.

Answer the question then post your own.

So...

What would you do if... you found a million Euros?

I'd have to hand it in to the police, it's just too much money, it would worry me too much about where it came from. I know I'm a wuss!

What would you do if you saw someone trying to commit suicide?

What would you do if you were stoned and had five minutes to kill?

Sex would be first on the list and writing in multicolors on TT would be the very last. In between would be munching on something.

What would you do if you had to hand in your assignment by midnight tomorrow and it needs a good 12 hours more work - go out tonight and decide you'll do it tomorrow, or stay in tonight and get it finished off with the hope of some chilling time tomorrow afternoon/evening?

Lebanon without a doubt.

Would you rather be Bush or Blair?

What would you do if you were on vacation right now?

Probably what I'm doing right now since it's weekend anyway... go onto TT.

What would you do if: you just saw your friend's girlfriend kissing another guy in town?

This happened to me and I kept quiet because I understood why she was doing it and I didn't feel comfortable to explain him the reason.

I don't know another question right now.

What would you do if: you had to write a hitchhiker's guide to the Mars?

Subcontract it to one of the (thankfully few) posters on here who appear to be from another planet

What would you do if the UK left the European Union and you weren't allowed to stay here any more with your British passport?

Apply for a visa.

What would you do if you saw a dog owner kicking their dog?

Become an Irish citizen, oh I am already Irish, but I am sure we could do some sort of deal to make everyone who wanted to stay Irish.

What would you do if Scotland won the next World Cup?

Put Schotte on the ignore list.

What would you do if a meteorite fell on your car / bike?

Hope to God my insurance covered it.

If you could be famous, what would you be famous for?

Curing disease.

What disease should I cure first?

Disease to be cured: Procrastination.

What would you do if: All your friends were foes and vice versa?

I would go to a lot more parties than usual.

What would you do if, you had the feeling making the next post would put you under a rather nasty curse.

Disregard the curse, I can moderate it away.

What would you do if you saw a class action lawyer drowning?

Grab a lawn chair and some popcorn.

What would you do if you walked in on your boss banging one of your coworkers?

a. nothing
b. take a pic
c. join in

... if your cat peed in your visitors rucksack?

Get rid of the visitor.

What would you do if... all the colour went from your life.

Try something new.

Suppose a fairy grants you three wishes, what would they be?

The usual, the usual and the usual plus a packet of crisps.

What would you do if, you could do anything?

Ban caravans. Shoot a Pikey. Only allow native English-speakers on TT.

What would you do if you... became allergic to beer?

Switch to wine or cocktails.

If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?

Rob a Bank !!

If you had the possibility to ruin someones life - who's would it be ??

Tony Blair

What would you do if you could grant somebody else´s wish?

Give my husband that €10,000,000 he keeps going on about...

What would you do if... Cristiano Ronaldo moved to Munich?

Google him so I know who he is.

What would you do if you realised you were working for the very people you thought you were working against?

pretend it was a stray cat who was stalking my own very well behaved cat

... and if you were caught lifting beer/wine when leaving a very boring party?

jeez I'm slow but the phone rang !!!

drink it with the one who caught me

what would you do if... you caught your parents while their having sex?

Correct their spelling or send them Cupid!

What would you do if... you could right any wrong you'd ever made?

Nothing... I simply did no wrong...

What would you do if you would be a moderator on TT?

Fix my goofup in the Snakes on a Plane thread.

What would you do if you woke up back home one morning?

First I'd try to recount exactly how much I'd had to drink the night before, then I'd make myself some coffee and cook some pancakes and bacon and eggs over easy and douse the whole thing in Aunt Jamima's maple syrup, then I'd sit at my mom's desk and read Toytown for a couple of hours before flying back to Germany.

What would you do if you woke up one day on a Survivor-style island entirely populated by TTers and nobody else with absolutely no contact to the outside world?

Form a gang like in prison and build a fort to defend us from the other gangs that will inevitably form.

What would you do if you realised there was a bug in Toytown that let you log in as any other user, without a password, and read their PMs, post as them etc? What would be your first abuse of the power?

I'd pick someone I thought had a lot of trash on people and then read all their pm's. I might also post ridiculous or controversial topics under their name and see what kind of response it gets. Just for fun, like.

What would you do if your favorite person in the whole world was sent off to a small, remote island for a year-long prison term?

I would be glad that I met them, look forward to seeing them again and hope they get out early on good behaviour

What would you do if beer was cheaper than water?

Pretty much the same as now and try and drink it all

What would you do if they made you President for the day ?

Nah, not me. I think I'd send them care packages with ordinary things in them that could also be used as tools/weapons and hope they had enough street smarts to successfully break out of prison.

@dave- If I were President for a day I'd officially make England the 51st State.

What would you do if you became king/queen of any country of your choice?

I will travel the world, demand to be treated like the Queen that I am( in this case)...Hmmm, bring back the death penalty (if the country I am ruling took it away for some stupid reason) so that I can scream "OFF WITH HIS/HER/IT'S HEAD!" to who ever or what ever does not want to kiss the biggest pimple on my face. O' and I will wear that white gown thingie with the black spots on it with a big crown full of rubies and eat choc chip yogurt and drink german beer the HOLE day!

What would you do if you were a ghost?

Go spy on interesting people and freak out evil politicians before they passed some stupid legislation.

What would you do if you were given a boat?

Go Sailing..

What would you do if... you woke up with Different Genitals(to the one you went to bed with)?

I'd do what many have asked me to G and go and fuck myself

What would you do if electricity failed for a month ?

Smoke weed.

What would you do if...you were a mountain???

I would landslide

What would you do if you could breathe underwater?

I will learn how to speak "Fish"...

What would you do if you you were stuck in a PS game?

If it was one of those crazy shooting ones, I'd be thanking my dad for all the years of target practice he helped me with as a kid.

What would you do if you could choose between losing an arm or losing a leg?

Depends on whose arm or leg it is.