What would you do if … … … …

Your own, Silly- or you mean like losing a duffel bag with an arm or a leg in it?

I would rather lose both legs, then I could alway be legless!

I think I'd actually prefer losing just one leg. People could say things to me like "Come on, Hopalong"-- which is a nickname I've always secretely wanted to have.

What would you be if you could instantly have any job you wanted?

take the teaching job at the uni! Move and start a new life!

I think I'd want to be a high-end prostitute-- simply for the fact that I'd LOVE to earn what they do in an hour. Or I'd go a completely different route and do something noble like "Good Will Ambassador" for the U.N.

What would you do...

if you could turn back time?

What would you do...

if you could turn back time?
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go back about 12 hours and make sure I get enough sleep.

What would you do if ... you could read minds?

If I could turn back time I would not have had tequila last night.

And therefore I would not have eaten that Doner at 4am, nor would I have spent 2 hours trying to dial the phone numbers of friends in the US. (Luckily I was successful with one friend and had a great chat with her!)

What would you do if you had the power to kill a yak from 200 yards, with mind bullets?

I will kill a yak from 200 yards...with mind bullets.

What would you do if you had 6 arms?

a yak or a yacker... now I would definitely get rid of the yakker filling the air space around me and disturbing my meditation time

what would you do if you could read upside down?

six arms

That´s very sweet of you!

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Same as I do now, coz I can.

... if you were a French-styled toothless poodle

Make friends with this one ...



What would you do if your boss left you in charge for 3 weeks?

I'd have all the stationery, etc. changed to read "Jenny L- Benevolent Dictator" I'd rule with an iron fist of course- but I'd also probably bring in donuts for everyone at least once so they'd understand why they were to call me " Benevolent Dictator"

If you could live any kind of secret life, what would it be?

... a secret !!!

If you had all the cash in the world, what car would you buy for everyday use ??

What would you do if you were home alone and the doorbell rang?

Check to see that wasn't the GEZ fuckers, or Bible beaters, or gypsies ... or anyone else annoying ... then answer the door.

What would you do if someone on the U-Bahn flashed you?

Laugh

... if your gf's very sexy mother gave you the eye?

Ask for physical contact, not just ocular.

... if you had the Pope to yourself for 5 minutes?

run! (try to sell the remaining 4 minutes to some catholic nut)

What would you do if you could control the weather (limited to the town/city you live in) - would you just quietly adjust it to your needs, or would you try to become famous and change it for cash?

I would keep silent about it but gloat if it rains on someone's parade.

... you broke your nose two hours before the Pink Floyd one-and-only reunion concert and you have a backstage pass? (non-fans need not answer)

Go to the concert, duh. (Though I might threaten some doctor with his life for lots of pain killers first)

if you had an invitation to a networking/sales vendor-sponsored chicky micky event on the same day as an in-house world-side seminar at your place of employment.

stay at home and get drunk... and possibly interrupt half way through with a well rounded rendition of im a little tea pot at the event of your choice

What would you do if woke up next to your dog and your sister came in wearing your shirt???