Photos of people you'd like a drink with

I imagine Vince to be very adventurous in bed but with Brad I think I would be able to sit back and enjoy the ride over and over again .. at least that is the way it is in my dreams

Let's be honest, they're probably both crap in bed. No match for Benicio del Toro anyways.

man gots some nasty goin on in de hoouse or wha!

I wish she had done great things with me!

UN

Erm... I don't remember any cameras. But then I was probably speedin' out of my box at the time (you know how 17 year olds are).

Provided we are in business class..

Boonie!!!

@ Swedish Chef Don't i remember reading that Shane Warne or somebody beat his record on the last Ashes tour last year ?

In a Chuck Norris type vein:

David Boon famously vomited on the hallowed Adelaide Oval turf in a WSC game in 1988 before a live nationwide TV audience of millions (he went on to make 122 and win Man Of The Match). Seriously.

David Boon once drank 52 beers on a plane trip from Australia to England.

David Boon once knocked a huge six into the VIP box at the MCG, hitting Chuck Norris square in the forehead and turning him into a fundamentalist christian washed-up lamewad who thinks he's a cowboy.

David Boon does not wear a groin protector. Cricket balls are made of leather to withstand the impact of David Boon's groin.

Like most people, David Boon can crush a beer can against his forehead. Unlike most people, the beer can does not need to be emtpy.

For every one of his famous cans of beer he drank on his way to England, David Boon made love to the flight stewardess twice.

During an MCG bomb threat evacuation, David Boon had the whole grounds cleared out in 13 seconds, with a sharp whistle and a point to the exit.

David Boon once blew 0.98 when tested for drink driving, and his moustache had to drive the rest of the way home... via a bottle shop.

In games of skill, an inexperienced player may be referred to as a NOOB, meaning he is the complete opposite of David Boon.

The Ashes in the urn that Australia and England play for are not the ashes of bails, they are the remnants of a Grey Nicholls bat that failed David Boon... Once.

David Boon never hits a ball for six, he rebounds them off his chest..

David Boon halted the Cronulla riots by calling out, "Oi. Stop playing silly buggers."

A drunken David Boon once burst into the Channel 9 commentary box and exposed his penis. Richie Benaud was heard to later describe the penis as "magnificent".

David Boon once straddled an Emu and rode it into Australian parliament demanding the eradication of all girly drinks. As a result, Daiquiris were banned in three states. ]

When a Danish newspaper published a cartoon of David Boon without a moustache, Tasmanians from around the world started rioting.

David Boon can remove his moustache and use it to soak up gravy, polish cricket balls or pleasure a woman.

Amazingly, David Boon's penis also has a moustache.

Scientists once said that challenging Chuck Norris to a fight is the stupidest thing you can do. This is wrong. The stupidest thing you can do is challenge David Boon to a drinking contest.

When David Boon had his first hangover, he vowed never to STOP drinking again.

David Boon could count to infinity. He just can't be arsed.

In drinking competitions, David Boon has been known to take swigs from his competitors glasses when they aren't looking.

David Boon invented the sexual technique known as the Cover Drive.

Boonie's tears don't cure cancer, but they do cure a hard earned thirst as they are 4.9% alcohol.

Any person heard referring to the Boonie cricket figure as a 'Boonie Doll' is quickly dispatched with a cricket bat to the temple.
David Boon despises Metrosexuality so much, that he has taken to growing moustaches on his back for immediate transplant on to at least three members of the current Australian cricket team.

Contrary to the reports in the British tabloid press, David Boon claims he was simply "adjusting his box".

David Boon possesses more fielding talent than any other player, and that is on his non-preferred side. The ICC outlawed David Boon fielding anywhere except for short-leg because he would "Hold too many records."

At night, while David Boon is sleeping, his moustache detaches itself and sneaks out, getting into crazy adventures and solving mysteries.

David Boon uses his Grey Nichols in much the same way as an elephant uses it's trunk - to pick up things, shower himself with dirt, and fire peanuts into his mouth.

During a one-dayer VS the West Indies, David Boon split his bat down the middle, and was forced to bat using only his hand. After several consecutive injuries to the fielding team, the umpires declared the match over. The winner: David Boon.

Sir Henry Morgan, privateer, legendary boozer.

People need to fucking post a name with some of these pics (like 1/4th of them...especially ze brits)

I'd like to have a few with this guy: http://www.shanemacgowan.com/

Some people need to post pics with some of these names (especially ze yanks)

Anyway in Shanes case I think an exception can be made, a face made for radio, god bless him.

it's way too difficult to post pics on here, so fuck it (edit: or have the mods do it)

Spoken like a true disciple of Shane, he's looking extra rough these days anyway.

I'm iff on the guy in the middle - dont care for his taste in womens - but the other two, plus the two grumpy old bastards (sorry no pictures) would be ok by me.

jml in "likes drunk muppets" shocker !

your either a muppet or a moo man yeti, muppet. or. moo. i'll take my chances with the muppets.

Don't trust the giuy in green though, I've hear about drug-fuelled porkrind parties.

Jennifer Aniston has never done much for me, but oh my heavens, that's quite a picture. Have you been lurking on the gents forum, JennyL?

Jennifer A is a whigny baby and I can't stand her but that picture even did it for me

No. Nobody I know with a supporter`s subscription ever lets me peek in the gents forum. Although, bluedave promised to share his password with me if I wear a tinfoil hat to his going away party.

I just thought I`d put up a gratuitous ass pic of Jennifer Aniston for all those poor boys who can't afford a looksy in the gents forum.

Edit: Tell me about it, hw.

I like that photo of Jennifer Aniston- she looks great, makes want to go to the gym and work out agian, but, hey that is just my issue!

@Jenny_L

The only thing gratuitous about that pic is that her ass is out of focus and her face isn't.

Still nothing that a few drinkies won't fix.

I'd have to kill you straight after telling you, all the secrets and codewords are in there, tighter security than J-Lo on tour i tell ya

You mean you never had any intention of filling me in on all the deepest, darkest secrets of TT`s male population? Empty promises, Dave. Empty. Promises. Shall be signing off in a minute to go return your going away present.

What a handsome bastard

Whoever he is he appears to have got the most votes so far.

@ bluedave: don't be jealous, you're not too bad yourself! In the dark that light that really brings out your lovely tone of skin

Ed Ricketts (Doc of Cannery Row)


Dorothy Parker

Others off the top of the head... Oscar Wilde, Ernest Hemingway, Timothy Leary, Hunter Thompson, Ken Kesey & gang, Christoper Walken, Dennis Hopper, friends.

I'd like to have a cup of wine with these three, over here:

http://photos.sys-con.com/story/res/45627/celeb2.jpg

Okay, but I don't admire them that much. I just think they'd look good around me for the sake of a picture...

Who dat ER ?

Glenn Gould - exceptional pianist and tortured genius

The late Peter Cook

Just don't accept any tea from him, ER.

Bloody good choice mate. Can I join you?

something is wrong here, but that guy in the middle is actually 3Lions, innit?

If you gonna have Pete you gotta have Dud there too for the whole Derek and Clive experience

If he's going to be late I have no time for him.

Nah! I'll do the foil to Pete thanks.

Now that we're lighting into actresses, I wanna find out what Scarlett Johansson is made of. A night's drinking and talk should be quite interesting.

Does she like a sherbet or two then ? Surely just the occasional sweet sherry ?

Demon for snakebite I heard, looks like some of it is coming back up actually.

Nah all that talk about her sister being a gin fiend was just a cover up for lizs excesses, they blame it on Harry now!

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Oliver Reed

Also, Leonard Rossiter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Vegas, Robbie Coltrane, Scarlett Johansson, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, P.A. Renoir, Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Jean Pierre Jeunet, Angelina Jolie...

To be fair BD and admittedly I'm not talking about the TV series here, all Dudley Moore used to be able to do was laugh hysterically most of the time and occassionally shout the word cunt. Not that he wasn't funny doing that but I reckon I could fill in perfectly for him.

Some quality choices here!

My pick? These two bastards:


edit-- it's not liking me right now. will fix later. (two bastards I meant were Jay and Silent Bob)

Piss poor effort Carrie