Photos of people you'd like to punch

Photos of people you'd like to punch. Please include their names. Reasons also preferred, but not essential.

For starters: Robbie Williams. Because he's a smug tosser. And he's got abs where I've got flabs.

I know its wrong to hit girls, but still...

Christiano Ronaldo

Sir Clive Woodward

Margaret Thatcher. Because she's an evil vindictive bitch, who ruined hundreds of thousands of lives and communities without batting an eyelid.

Andy Robinson - unbelievably still the England manager in rugby union.

Although I'd rather take a baseball bat to his head and try and knock some sense into him.

Arthur Scargill. Because he's a communist twat who tried to bring our country down from within

Tony Blair and George W. Bush.

It's just so hard to choose.

Postman Pat.

Because single men who keep cats worry me.

Queen Elizabeth II

Because she has a face that is asking to be punched.

No doubt I will get shit for this because ooo he is great and so cooool...

Nope, he is a cunt and I would happily slap him till my arms fell off...

Markus Kavka

Elton John and his husband.

I like the music but these boys are just begging for a slaaaaap:

IW - Im a girl so I can. The pleasure will be all mine

Damn. I could be here all day:

Dale Winton.

He has an uncanny resemblance to our very own Johnny English, but thats not the reason for him deserving a slap!

Cilla Black.

Because she can't sing and she has stupid teeth and she's a Northerner. Bad combination if you ask me.

Michael Barrymore.

Just because!

Dale Winton, Elton John and partner and now Barrymore...

You are a bunch of gay bashers!

I would punch this chap, as he has a punchable face and an annoying voice...

Michael Moore

I'd gladly stand in the queue to deck this fucker.

cos 'es a tosser...

Mahatma Gandhi - leader of the Indian indpendence movement.

With his own shoes, then with a rusty-nails-through-the-end plank, then I'd slash on him.

oh well in for a penny in for a pound

Not really a person but...

And not just Orville either, the man who sticks his hand up Orville's arse (Keith Harris)

is it too late to add this wanker?

Never too late to punch Sir Cliff.. millenium prayer singing fucking shitehawk!

complete gobshite...

Cocky, know-it-all bastard

This could become a very long thread

If dead people count I nominate him

for ignoring AIDS, being a bad President after having been a bad Governor of California (he ok'ed jailing my Ma for participating in a peaceful student protest meeting) and having a throat like a turkey.

Anybody at Homeland Security will do me. And you all thought Germans were over-officious, beaurocratic, jobsworth arseholes... How about filling out the visa application process ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE GUIDELINES, bringing all the stuff to the office in Chicago (6 hour round trip), only to be told the rules have changed and that all applications have to be sent by post and not handed over in person... Cunts

Ah yes, and try getting health insurance in a country that actually tries to encourage people not to take it...

So, I guess this guy would get my vote

Both of them, thanks.

Now, now Dave. You know Dr. Phil woud say about you wanting to punch him in the face?

"Anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration."- Dr. Phil McGraw

I wouldn't mind breaking her nose though.

For having killed two friends of mine. Maybe more than a punch is in order...

Berlusconi

Because he's an ignorant, dictatorial & corrupt c*nt! (I could name a few more here, but I have to pick one)

Girl, it was about time we disagreed on something. I can't hate Paris Hilton and I don't find her annoying and I definetely wouldn't mind hanging out with her on a weekend.

On the other hand...



I could punch her first, and if he steps up, I'll punch him too.

Ahh, that felt really good.

A punch would be the start of a long painful death.

The more I contemplate the more concrete my wishes become

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And yep...Paris Hilton and Tori "I can't act to save my life" Spelling.

I think I will actually just punch myself for being such a twat by constantly logging onto TT instead of actually doing some work. Do you think the sadness of our lives is directly proportional to the amount of time we waste on TT? Maybe that is a little too close to the truth!

Matter of fact, sweetheart, no. I feel much happier after having met lots of anglophone friends.

Do I need to explain???

What do you guys have against Michael Knight?

What's not to hate ?

ummmm... perhaps that fact that he was a lone crimefighter battling the forces of evil with the help of an indestructible and artificially intelligent supercar. What's not cool about that?