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Movie: Clerks II
US release 21.Jul.06 - German release date unknown
I can't wait for this to come out, Kevin Smith is responsible for some of THE funniest films over the last 12 years or so. Anyway, here is his website, he often writes short stories there as well. Well worth a look..
Sooo looking forward to this! Kevin Smith is a golden god!
this will definately be quality
I am pretty sad when it comes to his films, for example I know that Jay is wearing a Berzerker tee-shirt in Jay and Silent Bob strike back which is direct reference to the song that Olaf sung in Clerks
Would you like to making fuck?
37!!!
Did ER say "making fuck" ?
Berzerker!!
Quality entertainment, I tell you.
Quality entertainment, I tell you.
Sometimes you just gotta let those hard to reach chips go.
Check out their MySpace profiles, each character has one.
Awesome , I YouTubed!!!
Release dates for
Clerks II (2006)
Country Date
France 26 May 2006 (Cannes Film Festival)
USA 21 July 2006
Australia 31 August 2006
I don't see Germany on there?
We should book out the entire theater when it comes to town for a huge Clerks Party and have them show I and II!
Clerks II (2006)
Country Date
France 26 May 2006 (Cannes Film Festival)
USA 21 July 2006
Australia 31 August 2006
I don't see Germany on there?
We should book out the entire theater when it comes to town for a huge Clerks Party and have them show I and II!
I'm up for it too!
yup
Why dont we find someone with a beamer and do a Kevin Smithathon the night before.
All the good flicks: Clerks, mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent bob...
but not Jersey girl...
I can provide the dvds except for Jersey girl.
All the good flicks: Clerks, mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent bob...
but not Jersey girl...
I can provide the dvds except for Jersey girl.
Like a circus seal!
QUOTE (Wee Mun @ Jul 12 2006, 1:22 pm) 
37!!!
In a row?
heres a picture of jay smiling at me
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What ! No overcoat ! And why isn't he shmoking some weed ?
From Zach Braff's blog, he interview Kevin Smith for his MySpace profile.
(at zb of course not ks). Can't wait to see the interview.
QUOTE
I just got back from interviewing Kevin Smith for this MySpace video feature on "Clerks 2". He is such a cool guy. They were out of tape and we just kept on talking. We have a lot in common, most importantly loving movies, being grateful for the opportunity to make them and truly, genuinely appreciating our fans. Kevin told me he spends 1/3 of his life online. I don't think I can come close to competing with that, but I really do enjoy exploring the net. I like watching strange videos on youtube.com and I'm gonna start getting into myspace. There are many fake profiles of me on there, so I figure it's about time to assemble a real one. I met a nice guy from myspace today who told me he's gonna help me erase all of my impostors. Talk about someone with too much time on their hands. Kevin is cool cause he's had tons of success, but he's still a really down to Earth regular dude. No entourage or handlers, just rolls up in his car alone. It is hard in this business to... sorry: "Keep it real." And he definitely does.
(at zb of course not ks). Can't wait to see the interview.
(at zb of course not ks). Can't wait to see the interview.
QUOTE (Bubble Gum @ Jul 14 2006, 11:31 am)
(at zb of course not ks). Can't wait to see the interview.
Goin for personality and humour there huh ? And they say I'm shallow...
Hey, he's cute, don't insult my silly crush .
And yes, am going for personality humor and intelligence.
. And yes, am going for personality humor and intelligence.
QUOTE (Bubble Gum @ Jul 14 2006, 11:31 am)
(at zb of course not ks). Can't wait to see the interview.
Yup I can see that...
Oh you mean I am being shallow because I prefer zb to ks? Seriously?? I really don't know what to say to that except bite me (smily so you know i'm am saying this all in good fun).
(smily so you know i'm am saying this all in good fun).
Good u took it the right way , personality matters but fuck it it's nice to have something good to look at.
I heard a few interviews with Clooney and Pitt , I can see why women get wet - hey even if they can't get it up and juice up to look like a swimmer (Troy) I'll laugh my tits off and have a story to tell the other broads.
I heard a few interviews with Clooney and Pitt , I can see why women get wet - hey even if they can't get it up and juice up to look like a swimmer (Troy) I'll laugh my tits off and have a story to tell the other broads.
Brad Pitt is soooo not my type. He doesn't have enough personality blah. but george on the other hand...
Geez parnell, first muscly testerone filled supposedly female body builders, now you can see how women get wet over clooney and pitt?
He's been working out with medusa
doh!
QUOTE (Wee Mun @ Jul 14 2006, 12:10 pm)
He's been working out with medusa
Now THAT guy's a fucking catch !
(and if I ever catch him he'll find out what I mean)
Looks are important but are no replacement for performance or humour.
Still, If I could get a hold of Uma Thurman I would gladly laugh at my own jokes.
Still, If I could get a hold of Uma Thurman I would gladly laugh at my own jokes.
QUOTE (Bubble Gum @ Jul 14 2006, 11:58 am)
Brad Pitt is soooo not my type. He doesn't have enough personality blah. but george on the other hand.. .
George...a perfect specimen of a mans man. I'm with Bubble Gum- ZB is much hotter than KS.
Looking forward to this coming out as I just saw Clerks for the first time and loved it!
I saw this movie yesterday and it was everything that I expected. Hillarious and sick, perfect. I was trying not to laugh too hard so I wouldn't miss the rest of the dialog. It has a few cheesy moments, but just a few. I might go see it again
Make sure you stay til the end of the credits and read some of the Acknowledgments.
Make sure you stay til the end of the credits and read some of the Acknowledgments.
Saw this recently as well... mixed feelings.
If you are looking for anything in the direction of intriguing plot or even the slightest tinge of character development, remember that this is Kevin Smith and just stay at home. But his genius witty banter prevails (anyone who saw it-- "Pillow Pants"?! I almost died ), and combined with the occasional references to the original, it was worth my $8. No necrophilia in this one, but there's a bit with a donkey.
I second Clepto, stick it out through the credits. Any word on when it hits theaters there??
If you are looking for anything in the direction of intriguing plot or even the slightest tinge of character development, remember that this is Kevin Smith and just stay at home. But his genius witty banter prevails (anyone who saw it-- "Pillow Pants"?! I almost died ), and combined with the occasional references to the original, it was worth my $8. No necrophilia in this one, but there's a bit with a donkey.
I second Clepto, stick it out through the credits. Any word on when it hits theaters there??
Hmm...I loved the original Clerks...Clerks II was funny, but I'm thinking much more forgetable than the first. I enjoyed it, I just don't think I'll remember it long. (well, except the donkey maybe)
Does that mean that you now have ideas for next years ass fest?
QUOTE (NOFXmike @ Aug 3 2006, 7:36 am)
but I'm thinking much more forgetable than the first. I enjoyed it, I just don't think I'll remember it long. (well, except the donkey maybe)
I agree with luckwad, I will remember "Pillow Pants" for a long long time. One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. And we are using it among my friends already (the term, not the actual thing )
I hope this is legal
For those who can't wait for the movie to come out, here a scene, enjoy!
PorchMonkey
Also, I think Jeff Anderson is hillarious and I really like his acting, but especially in Clerks II, I thought Brian O'Halloran's acting was aweful.
When will this be out here?
Does anyone know when this movie is due to be released in Germany? Or if Cinema München is possibly planning a sneak preview in the near future? Preferably this year...
I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith and the Jay & Silent Bob movies...and I'm sure I'm not the only one..
I checked on imdb and it has no release dates listed for Germany, so does anyone know anything?
Clerks II official website
Clerks II myspace
Topics merged by admin
I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith and the Jay & Silent Bob movies...and I'm sure I'm not the only one..
I checked on imdb and it has no release dates listed for Germany, so does anyone know anything?
Clerks II official website
Clerks II myspace
Topics merged by admin
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Saw it here in the states. It is hit and miss but I still love it. Smith brings to the fore front the question "What is the real Trilogy"
Saw it here in the states. It is hit and miss but I still love it. Smith brings to the fore front the question "What is the real Trilogy"
It just came out in Australia, and I was gutted to find out that Kevin Smith went to Melbourne for the premiere!! Dammit.
Snoochy boochies!...who the fuck talks like that? That's fuckin baby talk!
Cinema München didn't know yet but thought it might be in the next programme.
oooohh...will keep an eye out then! thanks UA
Update: it's not in the new 'Cinema' programme
that licks balls.
I already have it, if anybodys intrested in a copy
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