The vent

vodafone sucks - 100% agreement there.

No, fuck Telekom first.

As does friggin' AXA!!!

Take your frigging sunglasses out of your hair, it's overcast, you're inside and the blinds are halfway down!

Yes, we have all had our excesses, but when your f*cked up girlfriend is crying and screaming in the road that she wants to go home for an hour, but she can't even stand, then let the ambulance drivers take her away dammit! Quit trying to reason with her while she is throwing up all over the front steps.

I hope he lives there - his neighbors will lynch him. The ones next to me are about to. And I was thinking I would sleep tonight.

Edit - Oh FFS, it took her boyfriend, two ambulance guys, (one she was trying to kiss) two cops and two plain clothes cops to get her into a taxi - and she's going to barf in it. Sometimes I am shocked at how the kid gloves are used here.

And I've lost over an hour of sleep

There is a guy sitting next to me at the internet café (full of teenagers, tourist and locals) watching www.assparade.com in full view of everyone and talking to himself. I wish he would move, the computer screens are huge here so everyone sees this..especially me. It's making me uncomfortable. I think there's a limit to what one should do in such a public place!!

I just gave him a look because he started moaning! He said, "I like women. too much" bloody hell.

I'm still waiting for my food delivery to arrive! 90 minutes now

BAH

Good god! He started talking to himself again while watching extremely graphic and full screen clips of anal sex! I got up to move and he looked at me. So I replied, "I'm going to move because you don't "like" women. If you liked women you would respect them and realize that watching something that graphic right next to a woman whilst groaning would not be appreciated by a woman."

I walked up front to sit by the manager and he followed me saying, "I'm sorry" and then left. I just said, "ok". Now I feel sorry for him but still...I like soft porn myself but that was fucking offensive to do in such a public place!!!

I have a really nasty cold that is getting worse by the minute. And I wish I had my boyfriend here to make me hot chocolate with brandy.

Seems you did ok anyway, FA.

The Cinema theater in Munich is showing the Simpsons Movie only in the mornings and early afternoons! Much as I respect the Fantasy Film Festival, this is an outrage. The Simpsons are not children or youth oriented, we grown-ups (well, adults) want to see it while it is fresh, too!

people who don't get irony or jokes drive me mad.

don't people who live outside germany got something better to do than post on TT?

this is a vent and nothing more.

How can they give you a replacement PC at work, a newer model than the one they are repairing, that actually runs slower?

What level of refinement is required to acheive this feat of detuning?

Bloody speakers don't work either so I keep missing messages. Core Duo my backside.

I want my luggage, .. its already been 3 days and still no sign of it, .. Air France doesnt even know if it has left Toulouses or not... but they did inform me they are searching around the world for my bags...

My female flatmate is a total fucking psychopath. She has turned into a malicious lunatic: turning off the hot water heater while I'm showering, leaving piles of dirty dishes in my doorway, using my €13-a-bottle shampoo, asking if she should dye her hair the same colour as mine. Hello, Single White Female? I've been totally ignoring her and not speaking to her at all, in fact trying to avoid her if at all possible, but she camps out in the kitchen 24 hours a day so I can't dodge her.

I wish I could move out tomorrow. Unfortunately I am stuck in the flat til March 08. I dread the thought of going home each day and having to deal with her.

13 yoyos for some shampoo? you're the fucking loony if you ask me.

Seriously though GG - easy fix - get Don Riina round. Problem fixed. Germans are terrified of Don Riina. And rightly so.

I WANT MY NEW TOYS TO TURN UP!!!

What toys?


Fellah it's worse than that. 13 yoyos for "anti-ging" shampoo and last time I saw GG it didn't seem to be working.

I have a headache, and got to absolute psycho patients this afternoon!

Aggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn it!

Actually it's Ging Accelerator shampoo. Highly sought after and very expensive stuff.

Ouch, ouch ouch and more ouch. Bloody moron who can't even look over her shoulder before opening her car door.

Full arm plaster cast on left hand, and I'm bloody left handed. shit.

My 18-yr-old cat yowled all night because she wanted out in spite of the pouring rain.
Damn cat!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Just needed to "scream". Seriously. I understand why Germans rarely move flats. Maklers and Vermieters and SWM and nebenkosten and all the other BULLSHIT SUCKS!!!

So pissed. My half blind cat jumped in my face tonight, because she didn't see me. I have scratches all over my face an LOOK LIKE A MONSTER!

The results of the EU grant have been pre-officially released! I still don't know if I have my 500K or not! Dammit to hell Burt, why can't they just tell me already!!! I need that money and my proposal was golden! On the plus side, I hear that the winners are the last to know. Well, tomorrow will be a glorious day or a day of to forget. DAMMIT! I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!

Why do you insist on speaking German to me when we are both native English-speaking Americans? I know this is Germany and all, but get over yourself. I'm not impressed and you just look like a douchebag.

You had a pussy on your face and complaining? Whatever next

why do some people think they have to tell you how the world was invented if you ask them a simple question under total stress??? And why do those people have to be way older so you have to be polite and nice??? GRRRRRR

Moving 30 ton of topsoil with a wheelbarrow and a shovel.

My blisters have blisters.

Packing sucks. I already hate packing for a vacation or a trip home. Packing to move sucks so much more. Arrrghhhh!
Though it appears I may already be more than halfway done six days before I actually move so that is a good thing.

bank + call centre = CUNTS !

i have spent about 2.5-3 hours of my work day typing emails with questions/comments to the translators in China and Korea because they didn't bother to follow the correct formatting. Some i could change without them, others i need to check. seriously- proof read your work before sending it to me! it'll make both of our lives easier and not waste so much time!

Arrrrgh, why does MSN messenger randomly not let me send links (or let my friend receive links, whichever it is)?!

please prepare, this is a long one.

Two things.
When you’re reviewing something comment on the material being reviewed and not on the other comments on the material. When I write, “is this used in CH� on a Chinese-Mandarin exam and the abbreviation code for the exam is CQE-CH obviously I’m talking about is the term used in Chinese or in China. You do not need to make comments telling me to spell the whole thing out or fill in the letters I skipped!
Also, don’t question the language and if it’s missing something. If you know what you’re talking about of course question it, but if not then keep it to yourself! It’s a waste of my time to now have to go back to you and explain due to language structure something had to be split up and it’s all there blah blah blah GRR! I speak the language, you barely do. Good for you for wanting to learn it and I encourage that, but until then don’t question every little thing as if you know what you’re talking about (there’s a difference between questioning to learn and questioning because you think you’re right/know what you’re talking about).

Oh and also (I guess there are three things not two) on another note- if you’re going to call me and ask if my dog is sick explain what you’re talking about. Since I’m not standing in front of him, and when I left him 4 hours ago he was fine I obviously haven’t a clue what you’re talking about so explain instead of repeating the same question over and over! Then when I ask you to put him outside until I get home in 5 hours to take care of things don’t say you’re not sure and wonder about getting poop on the carpet. Wipe off his paws or put something down for him to walk on don’t just leave him in the mess-especially since he’s never done anything like this before he’s most likely sick and it very well may happen again thus causing more problems and a bigger mess later! Yes, he may be my dog and my responsibility, but you’re the one at home please take him outside and leave him there and not tell me to come home and do it when you know it’d take me a total of 1.5-2 hours to leave do it and return to work where it’ll take you 1-2min to do it!
(this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to you- I won’t even start on how you owe me about $50-70 and are more inconsiderate than the cat and dog we live with)

Never mind the fact that it is pissing down outside and I got totally soaked to the bone - don't actually mind that - was kind of refreshing in a way. But decided to stop by my MiniMal (yes, I know it is now Rewe, but will always be MiniMal to me) to get some yogurt as I have done 2 weeks of absoluetly great healthy eating (no chocolate or sugar) and really was craving something. So, I decided to get some strawberry yogurt - that way it isnt so bad of a cheat.

There I was heading towards the check-up feeling so proud of myself for passing up the temptations of a chocolate bar or sweets. Then - well, lets just say that my MiniMal (aka Rewe) just started finally carrying Ben & Jerry's and I am sorry, but NO will power can hold up against that.

Needless to say, there is now a tub of Pfish Food in my freezer. It is still unopened and I am DETERMINED not to eat it!!!

I am fighting the will power like you would not believe.

And NO, you can not come over and eat it for me

Sunday's headache turned Monday's migraine has now become Tuesday's reason to vent. I cannot go on eating ibuprofen like jujubees.

Aargh! Why do motorcyclists with a death wish think you want to kill them?
Actually now I do, but before he cut me up in traffic and slammed on his brakes and I had to haul anchors to avoid him I didn't.
One shouting match ensued, including him telling me to get out of the car. Nutter. Then he asked if he was bothering me!
In fact I couldn't have got out of the car, as by then he'd manoeuvred alongside, blocking the door. Did feel like knocking his head off, though, asshole. Maybe I shouldn't have stopped in the first place.

So a tip to motorcyclists in traffic: if you want to bloody overtake in heavy traffic, fine, but don't dive into people's braking space just because you misjudged it. Take more bloody care in the first place.

My can-opener has disappeared from its drawer at work. Naked plain yoghurt when you were looking forward to plain yoghurt with fruit cocktail does not improve your mood on a rainy day.

People who whistle, especially in an open-plan office where other people are trying to concentrate, need to be shot.

Oi you, you fucking chav fuck cunt who decided to kick our back door off and steal three fucking laptops

FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKING CUNT, IM GOING FIND YOU AND IM GOING KICK YOU ALL AROUND THE FUCKING STREETS OF ST16 WHEN I FIND YOU!!!

YOU FUCKING WANK FUCK CUNT!!!

This is kind of a LOL, but my bitchy mother in law who is the master of the barbed comment just asked me what Toytown was. I read out a list of half a page of the name of topics, looking for apartments, dog walking, car scratched etc, including "Why are you unhappy today".

She looked at me and said "Oh, so this is a site for (sad) lonely people then...".

Hang in there Renia, it can only get better.

You could have said, "Why, yes, I think you would fit right in".

Hee, hee, I lasted just over 24 hours before she annoyed the crap out of me. I sent the whole family off on their own today to Neuschwanstein so I can have a breather.

I keep getting involved in arguments the last couple of days. Yesterday, some idiot left the gate open to the playground in the park where Tobi and I go walking. Of course, he runs right in to play with the kids. They scream, scatter everywhere, parents are screaming at me about dogs not being allowed in the playground, Tobi doesn´t get it and is trying to zip around and play with kids...graaaa. Thank goodness there was a sane dad who just grabbed Tobi´s harness as he walked by and gave him to me. I tried to apologize and he said that if the door is open, how should the dog know? (so the ending was ok)

Then I was passing through Ostbahnhog in the evening with Tobi, and I was speaking on my cellphone when a man in a suit passed me and then totally bitched at me as if I had done something terribly wrong. The man walked into a little shop, so I followed him so that I could ask him what I had done in an honest effort to understand and apologize if I had done something horrible which I was unware of. I asked politely what I had done, and he started screaming at me about calling the police if I don´t leave him alone, and I should stop following him. If I weren´t a girl, I would have hit him. But I don´t hit men cos it makes them look really bad when they hit back.

Then this noontime I was walking in the park and there was a man who thought the proper way to groom your dog is to take a handful of hair, twist it, and rip it out. The dog was not happy, to say the least. Another dog walker started screaming at him to leave his dog alone, borrowed my cellphone to call the cops...

So much drama! The universe must be trying to get rid of some bad energy. This means good things are coming, right?

I have a really bad cold, its August and the family and I go on vacation on freakin' Friday. Thanks to my brother in law who thinks its funny to go around touching everything with his unwashed sick hands and then cleaning out his puke bucket and putting it on your head when he had just "washed" it and it was probably a half ass wash, grrrr!!! so i'm sick a day later. whats even better may be gd bronchitis. did i mention i hate stupid people.

What is the point of poor people? By poor people I do not mean the handicapped, etc, but people that are drunkards, drug addicts, spongers etc etc.

I was in a garage yesterday to fill with fuel and buy a packet of cigarettes. A sore covered, stinking, rancid, unwashed drunken layabout tried to jump in front of me and I pointed out that I was first (politely). He tried to rant but I can rant louder so he backed off but it was a little embarrasing for both the staff and his rancid "mates" outside. He stepped back and kept quite and waited to pay for his single can of bier whilst I was served first

Fortunately the staff are banning him and his mates (the great unwashed) and had no problem with my "setting him straight."

I am fed up with the liberal, left wing, rather camp student doctrine of hand-wringing angst that proposes that we let this sort of people exist with our help and propose that we just "disappear" them (the Irish will know what I mean). Why should this sort of worthless lout be allowed to intimidate the all female staff with his stench and behaviour? This way, we do not have to pay for them and we do not have to tolerate them and their ilk.

By the way, before you liberal lefty, back-packing ("some of my best friends are black/asian/poor, one-legged/suffer from a body condition that forbids them from washing", etc) put in your fluffy comments, the staff thanked me and the whole rancid lot left the premises before I drove off.)

Though, I suppose you could always send them to Australia or New Zealand as you only have to have 7000 euro to move there (according to the lady that used to deliver my post 2 months ago that has, subsequently, moved there.)

Pot, kettle

Yet again showing your stupidity through massive ignorance. Maybe you should think before putting hand to keyboard? Just a thought.