The vent

Snoozing between 6pm and 9pm never fails to completely bugger up your sleep pattern.
If you feel really tired go for a walk or clean the flat until 9pm or play Sims2 or whatever, and then hit the sack.

If you snooze from 6 'till 9,
Just smoke a bud, you'll sleep just fine.
If marijuana ain't your thing,
Then bring on the sleep by drinking gin.

bloody crap "beer" you get in London. three pints at lunch and I've a stonking hangover. Even went "premium" and was on the 1664. grrrrr, get me back to munich.

working with a lunchtime hangover is shit.

Freaking annoying couple in the movie theater last night (watching Rocky 6). They talked loudly throughout the movie. Twice asked them to take their conversation outside or shut the f+ck up. Finally, got up, and found an employee to tell them to shut up.
Big jerks - duh, why go to a movie if you're going to sit there and talk through the whole thing?

I broke somethign at work today... well I broke 2 things and I haven't told my boss cause he is gonna flip out. So I am writing him an email to tell him but he will flip out at me anyway cause that's what he does and I am pissed cause its not like it was on purpose. And I am really sick of my experiments not working not to mention the fact that he never listens to me about why they won't work he jsut thinks that they will if I try a little harder. feck I hate that, like i don't work hard enough or something.

people that do not RSVP when you send them an invite! If you cannot make it, a nice NO! works, I don't need your life story, I just want to know if you - recieved the invite and can attend or not! Not that dificult.

Sent out resumes and no reply. Ring damn you ring!

I can't sleep.

Me too.

argh you annoying husband who comes home from a business trip long enough to give me his cold before taking off on another business trip again. I took care of him, and now there's no one to take care of me. And they don't give 9 months pregnant women anything for colds in the apotheke, except stinking tea!

Sneeze the baby out before he gets back
Damned mailman dumped our mail into the wrong box, neighboring office just brought it by.

Go through self-imposed exile to stop burdening people with problems and let them snap at you when you try to crawl out.
*going to find a new cave now

@sarabyrd
I was thinking if i sneezed the baby out, then maybe i could sleep through the night but then realized. Oops! That's not the case! Naps make everything better.

finally getting the courage to tell a long time friend how much they hurt you, and they turn it around on you.

I have a headache. I wonder why...

Was playing Second Life for a few hours just before - driving my funny car around a city - until too much lag slowed the game down. Aarggh! I hate internet lag.

going grocery shopping with a hangover not a good idea, everyone was pissing me off! Stood in line 20 min at the bottle return thing as some asshole let his 1 year old put the bottles in and he had about 30 bottles, then when I finally got thru to the checkouts, the women in line behind me started putting her stuff on the band next to my stuff, and I still had alot of stuff in my cart.

y. Y. YYYY? NO Y... Z!!! (toztowngermanz?) Fricking German keyboard, I want my own computer back on the internet.

I was out with my kid today. Since it was meant to be a short trip into the city, we didn't bother bringing extra diapers, wipes, etc. Then- in the middle of Galleria Kaufhof- my kid got diahrrea. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced in my life. It shot out every possible angle of her diaper. And it stunk. Like death warmed over. Honestly, it almost made me vomit to clean the mess up.

*sniggers*...

I wish I'd had that weird balm coroners use to put under their noses when they clean up dead people. It wasn't funny. And I wish the same experience on all of my enemies.

And all people who are considering having kids

grr x loads.
my younger brother has a long-term leg injury. it's taking a long time to heal & he's been offered NHS surgery to expedite healing.
he's decided against the surgery, as every time he's had an operation on his leg he's contracted MRSA which has slowed down his healing process even more and increased his daily cocktail of drugs.
stupid shitty understaffed ill-equipped dirty NHS hospitals.
grr

I want to shout and screem about a work related incident, but I know colleagues are now reading TT so I cant

Go On Poots.. Do it!!

Grins and leggs it!!

_{You know the big Dollops right!}

There are phones you know. Even in Dragondale apparently.
*makes rude signals out of window in direction of pootle's employer on his behalf*

That's better - I'm off to circuit training.

It is not often I post a topic and now I remember the reason why it is a relatively rare event. I saw some interesting news on the Lebensborn in Norway and thought it might be worth posting about it. So I searched and there was one item on the Lebensborn in Germany and I thought fair enough I will go into new topics and post something up. Well, everytime I had finished writing and adding a picture the bloody thing would timeout and i would loss everything i had written. After about four or five attempts i was ready to tear what little hair i have out. i eventually resorted to typing it in word and copying and pasting it across. That worked fine but after you have typed about the same thing six times you lose some of the originality of thought. It looks and sounds like a piece of shite and I am never posting a new topic again. I promise.

I don't know if your new topics are any good but you write a mean vent!

Well I am on a roll. People be honest how useful is search anyway. I look up Lebenborn and I get results on the Lust Lounge, Gay Marriage and bloody fuckin food colourings. The next person that mentions using search I am liable to come round to their house with my Toshiba and stuff it where the sun don't shine. I can just see Keydeck in that Toshiba ad singing ´"Hello Tosh gotta Toshiba". right vent over. i feel so much better now.

my newyears resolution to be postive and my glass always half full, and not let others negative aura permiate me, is not working! I am trying, but there are too many people out there looking for a fight and wanting to bite each others heads off.
I am being swallowed by negativity!

I so hate being a head down typist and can't just type without looking at the keys.

How many fingers do you use?

I fucking hate having my posts removed.. even from here!

my boss is being so anal I just want to scream & cry and stamp my feet

What the bollockin' bollocky bollocks is wrong with Toytown's naffin' software? Cuntin' thing's been doin' my fuckin' 'ead in for a week. Every other website in the world comes up in a flash. I get logged out automatically in fuckin' minutes, then when I do log back in (and it's doin' my fuckin' noddle in doin' it 50 times a fuckin' day, I can tell you) it has the unashamed gall to flash up the flood protection message. I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED TO SEE WHAT FUCKIN' NEW POSTS ARE UP at this stage!!! If it weren't for the fact that I need this computer I'd kick the fuckin' screen in, so I would.

Right! I'm off out on the balcony to smoke 5 fags in one go, after kickin' the cat up the arse on the way and callin' 'im 'Bob'. BOLLOCKS!

I just remembered this and it pissed me off... again. I was at work this morning by 7. I had to reserve a conference room for a meeting at 10:00. So at 8:00 I called the secretary in charge of it and the first f#cking thing the miserable old bitch shouts at me is "Look! I haven't even taken my coat off yet!! You can't expect me to do everything at once. I need some time here before I can help anyone."



I just said, "Uh-huh... and how much time do you suppose you'll need until you're able to be helpful?" God almighty, don't answer the f-ing phone unless you're ready to actually deal with it.

I hate my roommate! Just had to say that!

My posts have been hacked to bits or removed completely at an eyebrow-raisingly high rate lately. Let the beer gardens re-open so the mods can go out and play.

Edit: 9 posts removed in 5 days. Not bad. Not bad atall.

My head hurts.

Mine doesn't Obviously you had more fun than I did last night.

Ouch

IKEA doesn't accept VISA!!! If I had known I wouldn't have trudged all the way there (without a car) without first withdrawing the money from the bank!

my uptight, whiny neighbor dumps his 1.3 million glass bottles into the recycle bins at 7:30am *every* Saturday!
WTF?

I allegedly "flipped out" at the sales guy at Sauter today because he was being an unhelpful little smartass. I bought a very cool camera there exactly 2 weeks ago today. Exactly one week ago the USB connection thingy broke off , so I took it back today and said I wanted one that wasn't "defekt". He couldn't/wouldn't exchange it for me but, after consulting fellow sales persons, reluctantly offered to send it in because it was under warranty. Whatever.

So when I asked when I could pick it up and he replied, "4-6 weeks." I just said, "You must be joking," turned to my husband and said, "What a bunch of bullshit." Maybe he couldn't do anything about the length of time needed, but Jebus Christ- I'll be waiting a half a year to use the f-ing thing. So then he goes, "If you start throwing around words like "bullshit" I don't have to send it in for warranty" in a very smart-ass tone. To which I answered, "Cork it. I wasn't speaking to you." I then proceeded to rant for the next 45 minutes about customer service here, blah, blah, etc. I was probably out of line- but ffs. I want to play with my fancy new toy.

Does his wife work as a secretary? Just asking like . . . .

It wouldn't surprise me.

Arghh!! I've had a shit start to the day. I seem to have left my 2 month old, 8GB, ipod Nano on the bus, it's feckin' snowing again and they've run out of English breakfast tea in the office kitchen and only have the poofy stuff left!
Oh and the feckin' seagulls are back sqwuaking away!
Mondays!

I am having the worst month of my life!! Not only can I not shift this flu, a MRI scan last week revealed I have a slipped disc, I popped a rib on Friday having a coughing fit and to top it all ended up in hospital yesterday with a kidney infection. And I still have to go to work becuase no pennies no grub. But I'm still smiling!!!

@andrea
I thought I was having a lousy morning but now I see I should stop feeling sorry for myself. Get well soon and keep smiling!

why don't people use google for stupid questions?