The vent

Is it not the same? I know I dont speak english as you all tell me often enough but is a rant and a vent the same?? Ohh and while I have your interest why the heck do I keep having customers tell me they are gonna "top themselves"?? Are they less full then the other customers???..

Just wondering...

Umm I have no rant to add to this actually.. I am pretty happy!

Your customers aren't threatening to top themselves cos of what you are doing are they?

D'oh, fair point.

2nd Vent: Look just because I typed RANT instead of VENT, why do you insist on pointing it out like I'm a little kid??? FFS!!!
Oh and get back to work!!!

LOL (only messing).

Speak English, woman!!! Jeez!!!

So when I get to the front of the lunch queue in the work cafeteria and ask for the "Pork steak", then it would be great if I could get one that's the same size as all the others - not one that's only half the size. I'm sure that when I go to the cashier, I'd still have to pay full price for it. In fact, as a contractor, I even have to pay more than most of the other people there.

And when I look at you with a "what the fuck is this" look on my face and ask where the rest of my meal is, then don't roll your eyes at me and have a go at me and pretend that I'm the one being difficult. You're the one trying to rip me off.

Fucking bitch...

You stupid pathetic tosser. Think next time before you send messages out to people, please!!!
You will end up messing things up and then you'll be the one to blame.

*slap*slap*slap*slap*slap*slap*slap*slap*slap*

What the fuck do I have to do to get this fucking computer to boot? Why are there so many stupid options with bizarre numbers that must be correct or all I get is a stupid Grub error 25? Why not print what error 25 actually means you dumbfuck and even better why not print the cause

so why exactly do i have to pay health insurance??? no fucking single treatment that I apparently badly need is fucking covered by it anyway. no i aint got funny illnesses, just stuff like taking some blood or getting a filling at the dentist cost me a fucking fortune. and yes well my dentist in the UK was a rip off but fuck you, here every single fucking doctor seems to be a fucking rip off!!! oh yeah i read on their fucking website that if I'd earn fucking 20 euro less they would pay it but of course i dont earn enuff as it is, but coz I'm fucking 20 euro over their pathetic limit so they think its ok to fucking charge me hundreds of fucking euros! bastards...why do i have to pay them if i gotta pay for fuck everything myself anyway, bloodsucking wankers! and no obviously i dont earn enuff for private insurance!

oh and fucking finanzamt, you gotta be shitting me, you refund me a whole fucking 100 euro, sorry, 100.47 euro, even though i paid you almost fucking 1500 in just the 4 fucking month that i worked here last year and you consider refunding me 100 euro>???...that aint even worth filling in all that fucking paper i had to!!! and its nowhere near the cost my lovely fucking doctor wants from me! 100 euro i only worked here 4 month, fucking assholes!!!

thats just great, so i may turn over every fucking penny, sorry cent in the next few month just coz on top of that huge fucking bill from the doc i also gotta pay fucking deposit for my new place and god knows when i will get back the deposit of the place i live in right now!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, so fucking pissed off!

When travelling through airports, it's a really, really stupid idea to be wearing a corset because the metal detector machines go mental. I don't even mind the embarrassment of being felt up in by a butch security chick in front of everyone else waiting in line, but if you're going to take me into that little side booth to strip search me at least have the decency to shut the f*cking curtain so that not everyone passing by can sneak a peek.

did they find your phone ?

Are you blind, stupid or just incompetent? I take the time to write extremely clearly the names of the airport destinations, the flight numbers, the times, the class and what do you do? You book the wrong flight. You book the wrong class. You overcharge someone's credit card. You mess up the names on the invoice. Can't you fucking read? Everyone makes mistakes from time-to-time. What's your excuse why it is every single time?

Go on, i dare ya, i double dare ya to keep arrowing in to my lane in your S-class Merc, after going past the line of traffic to get on to the mittlerer ring, as we are peasants unlike you in your uberwagen.

Hahahaha, you fuckin realised i was going to keep going straight in my people's wagen and you had to veer off and head down Berg Am Laim str didn't you, you fucking arrogant prick !

HA HA HA! I have a car now! All you enviro-hippies can shove it! I am so sick of all the crap I read and hear about the benefits of public transportation, it has been "driving" me nuts.

I hate walking to the bus stop.

I hate waiting for the bus.

I hate riding the bus to the train stop.

I hate walking to the train platform.

I hate waiting on the train.

I hate watching people clog the exits so nobody can get off.

I hate riding the train.

I hate getting off the train when people getting on are in the way.

I hate walking to the bus stop.

I hate waiting on the bus.

I hate riding the bus.

I hate walking to my destination.

I like getting in my car, driving to my destination, and getting out.

I like the smell of a new car.

I like the fumes of gas, even at $10 / gallon.

I like the smell of exhaust.

I like opening the window for some air.

I like turning on the AC to cool off when my apartment and office have none.

I like opening the window and running the AC! Eat that! Smell the CO2? It is yummy!

For months I have tried public transportation. I am sick of so many Germans talking about environmentalism then fessing up to having a car sheepishly and apologetically. Have a car and love it. A car is freedom.

I always thought the ADA (American Disability Act) was silly and a waste of time. After pushing a stroller around, I see that accessibility is a serious issue. I always had the option to unload kids and carry the stroller up the stairs, but people in a wheelchair are out of luck. Why can't the Germans in the modern city of Stuttgart get elevators and escalators running more that 50% of the time? This drives me nuts. Or it did drive me nuts until I got a car!

ARGGGGGHHHHH. Freedom!

Me - Can I reserve the room then, please? Can I pay with an EC-card?

Hotel - I confirm your booking. You have to pay cash. You have to check-in before 10.00pm

German customer service. ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

AFTI...

You want a job doing, then fucking pay the going rate you cheapskate!

Why, why would anyone spray perfume/deodarant in an office where other people are working...it's so inconsiderate and the smell is about to knock me out:(

Oi, you bastard beer garden news paper seller, when I spend €1,70 on an SZ, I expect all the sections to be in there - and not missing the München and Bayern section. Dodgy bastard!

You dumb-ass buyers in department M*** - did you all take a stupid pill today because I think everyone of you has sent me a problem today and everyone problem has been your own dumb-ass mistake!!! Grrr.

Just how can it be that I am expected to pay 49,- EUr for moving my dsl which will take about as much time as sending a postcard to Mars??? You had better not charge the Grundgebühr during that time, or you can say good bye direct debit *grrrrrr*

sorry madam, but I am booked out til Dec 17th (and that is totally inconvient for you), I have no earlier appointments, do you not think that already freaks me out? So, you freaking out on me because you need to come in every 3 months and cannot get an appointment is not my fault.... maybe if you actually properly brushed your teeth daily, you wouldn't need to see me every 3 months, so trying to lay a guilt trip on me that your gum disease will not work- the gum disease is your own fault! Not mine.
And because you were so snotty to me, I think I might actually take your name off my waiting list!

The experiments for my thesis do not work when I need them to. Namely, now. This pisses me off severely. I need them to work. This week would be nice. I have given the positive attitude up. Two years of working on this and I am ready to give up. Not good.

Why can you not understand that “I’m working late because I’m very busy� means just that and not that I want to listen to your inane babble in crap English about how this humid weather makes you sweet. It doesn’t. It makes you sweat, like the pig you are. Get out of my office and buy some deodorant.

Stupid TT member! I removed you from facebook after all the drama you created! Why do you still talk about me and say things which are untrue behind my back?? Get a life and quickly and do not even say Hi to me next time you meet me coz I am afraid I will not manage to control myself! Idiot!

I hate all banks. They are all fuckwits. Currently have 2 x credit cards blocked from German Bank and UK Bank. Yes I do use the frigging things for online purchasing you numbnuts. That is what they are for. Donuts.

Anyway, I'm here to vent about returning from a five-week spin around the baltics to find all my plants dead (someone was supposed to water them), my work situation up in the air, and a massive hospital bill that my insurance is, by nature, ignoring. But damn what a trip. Maybe only a 5 on the vent scale.

My employer, who in their infinite wisdom developed their own VPN client, instead of using one of the dozens available commercially, decided to close the secure connection whenever a routing table changes.

Hello. McFly.

Routing tables are SUPPOSED TO CHANGE - FUCKERS!! IDIOTS!

So sorry to my coworkers who think I am offline a dozen times a day, messing about, not working.

It's the routing tables...

Stupid coworker!! It's going to be 30C outside today and it's already 27C in our office. We have air conditioning which is ON!! That means DON'T OPEN THE WINDOW!! He insists on having the window because he needs 'fresh air'. Then go to some other f*ing office where they would rather sweat than turn on the AC and have your fresh air!

How the fuck did you make it through medical school??? Do the words 'as soon as possible' mean nothing to you? Oh, no. That's right! To you, they mean 'take your time. Whenever's good for you.' You KNEW what was going to happen if your documents weren't submitted on time, but you interpreted the advice to mean what you wanted it to mean. So therefore, after 38 days of hearing nothing from you, you keep me on the 'phone for half an hour, whingeing to me, and I miss my train home. I LISTENED TO THE CALLS!! YOU ARE LYING!!!

When I tell you, good doctor, that I cannot accept a faxed copy of a document and I need to see the original, that's exactly what I mean. It does not mean that you fax a copy of said document through to me then have your deanery bombard me with calls to ask if you can start work tomorrow. Um, no. You can't. If you just posted in the form, eight days ago when I emailed them out to you, instead of faffing about, you would have been sorted by now. Fucking dickhead!!!

I HATE ALL DOCTORS!!!

i hate people who cannot accept copies of documents. you irritate me.

FUCKING SONIC STAGE! bargain sony mp3 player a year ago, now i cant add any fucking music cos of some error of some sorts that i cant resolve!!! argggggggggggggggggggggggggh

You stupid technician that needed 9hrs!!! to get my sat dish pointed in the right direction and then realize that you cant get an adequate signal. I am happy I just paid 45€ for 9hrs of work and I hope it ruined your day.

And its so f**king German that the jerk shows up in a lab coat looking so f**king important but doesn't know shit.

I hate people who think they're witty and clever, when they're really just twats. You irritate me.

You dirty fucking bitch. I wish I knew your name or at least saw your face or shoes. Why would you do something like that in a space you know other people have to use? How could you? Now you've left those horrific skidmarks for the poor cleaner to sort out. You have absolutely no shame! And the stench. And don't think I don't know you didn't wash your hands. You waited until you heard me start peeing before you flushed and legged it. People who shit at work should be named and shamed and shot!

I want a fucking cigarette
*tearing hair out, must resist*

Oh, you useless so-called "service" at 1&1 Internet GmbH - we told you we moved on Jul 25th and we gave you a mobile number to contact us (one of yours, even). So why on earth do we have to suffer that stupid letter informing us that on 02nd OF AUGUST you could not reach us under OUR OLD Festnetznumber??? And when we call back, how come the next available appointment (huh???) for a return call is on 26th OF SAID AUGUST???

Say bye to your direct debit, and if there isn't a very quick return call, to your contract.

ok... i've been needing this for a while. I was the clever one - and I took the "follow your heart" advice (like a sucker!). I got perfect marks in my final year... Now I work as a receptionist and my mind is slowly but surely deteriorating, while all the others (friends and drop-out siblings) all have high-flying careers! WTF? Plus, I miss Munich madly and we (me and my fiance) wanna move back there but am afraid 'career' situ will b even worse there on account of my not having perfect German and not catching much good luck.

The BIG saving grace however is that I am perfectly happy in r r'ship - I couldn't be happier or luckier in that respect.

Pheewwww...

feel better already...for now

just because you're helping the the workshops doesn't mean you're replacing me. ohhhh you went to get coffee and stuff with them. well good for you. too bad that i started doing workshops a year ago and you just started. right now i have way too much stuff going on so i don't have time to sit and help so now you are. you don't need to walk by with a smug look on your face as if you've replaced me. you can't work the translations and don't even know the first step on how you would so go be smug that you're doing workshops and all that while i'm not- just remember who did it first and why i'm stuck in my cubicle at the moment instead of helping with them (because i'm doing stuff you can't).

hmm... i don't feel better. i just feel like a snob or something... i'm not any better than her (just a bit more intellectually acute-ugh there i go again).

I cannot swear enough at the moment.

I work in IT and is it too much to expect for things to just work? Its Friday, the office is a few towels and a Norwegian short of being a sauna and this thing will just not work.

I did exactly the same stuff with the same software on the same OS (identical hardware) yesterday, however today, it will not work.

F***//*/++---*//-/-//ck!!!

@timezoner Fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck :-)

(its one of my fav scenes from southpark :-)

that was a vent??? Smilin eyes ** no swear words?

eyes** take note of how cb6dba does it! professional like

I quess I'm the repressed polite type

Could have come out of my mouth...the F word is my fave! Not very ladylike but sometimes needs must.

If I only had 1€ for everytime that has happened to me in the last 20 years...

There are 1692 messages on this string. I posted one saying:"All these venting dentists are scaring me." It was REMOVED.

The reason why:"Chat in a no-chat topic"

If I had said: ""All these fucking dentists are scaring the fucking shit out of me.", would that have been acceptable?

Seriously, is there someone in this gigantic forum checking every messagette to see whether someone has posted a "chat" message in a "non-chat" string?

My vent: I AM PISSED OFF THAT MY POST WAS REMOVED.

rla

I am angry that her post was removed.
Non-Chat in a No-Chat forum.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

This connection works for me - I can see what should be shown. This goes out of our network and comes back via HTTP - so my side is ok.
Network people here say all is well.
Customer says all is ok at their side.

How can we all be right yet still have a connection which the customer can not use!!!

I HATE FREAKING IT - it must be the only area in life where everyone can be right but no one can actually do anything as being right still means the connection does not work...

where in my title of "transtlated exam coordinator" do you see customer care, help desk, sending invoices or answering other obnoxious things from you?
If you don't see that then stop asking! i don't enter your freaking data. I don't send you invoices, i don't cancel your exams.
If you have a question about the translated exams, the proctors for those exams, or any other such issues bombard me with your obnoxious emails. until then leave me alone! i am not your personal email buddy at ASQ. my politeness has run out along with my patience and willingness to do crap that i don't have to for you instead of redirecting you. you stepped over the line in your greedy obnoxious bit.
oh... and telling me off in Spanish is fine- i know what you said and we keep track of rude comments so that will be in with all your member info.

Stupid f*cking coworker. You are 48 yrs old, you can't get into the office before 10am, you complain that we now have to work 42 hours a week instead of 40 and now you complain to our manager that I had 1 20 minute private phone conversation (first in 6 months) that 'disturbed' your work. Asshole! I'm on the phone constantly all day long dealing with our customers (because you do not have the skills to do it yourself) and this 1 20 minute personal conversation bothered you so much that you had to complain to the manager. Well, guess what? He just laughed when I told him. And then he laughed even more when I told him that you have a minimum 4 15 minute conversations PER DAY with your girlfriend that end in at least 2 minutes of 'Tschüüüsss, tschüüüsss, kuusss, kusss, un uh, kuuusss, kuuss, tschüüüsss, tschüüüss'.

Get a life!

so sick of moldy apartments, incompetent estate agents who can't phone back and don't post photos of the apartments they advertise on the web. Then u end up wasting half ur evening going out to their f**king ugly old rancid flats which were advertised as being "in superb condition". AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

So you ask me "Why?" and I respond telling you exactly why and suggest some next steps for an amicable resolution and what do I get back?

Nothing.

Pathetic. Make that another point to add to the "Why?" list!!!

I talk and talk and talk! I even feel guilty sometimes but why don't you change? Stupid question!