The vent

No. And that's worth a vent in itself.

Thanks, called the landlord & the repair chap will be in this afternoon to put in a new loo, I do have insurance but doubt it covers that, it says loss from theft, storm damage, water & stuff like that nothing about accidental stuff.

Edit. to fulfill the venting rules..effing insurance won't pay for my new loo

@Leky, with the amount of damage (that yu have posted) that you have been responcible for, I would go for the storm abgle.

Hurricane Leky.. A localaized weather system prone to causing accidental damage

My Vent, no, you are not going to win the EM, just sitting there and saying it will happen will not change anything. There are better teams than germany.

No, you are full of crap, the germans here that also think another team will win are not against germany winning, they are just being realistic.

The collegue that said that german defence was weak is not supporting the other teams, he is speaking the truth.

Now get the fuck away from my desk before you have a sudden movement related through the window incident.

As I said, just standing tere saying germany will win wihtout even trying to explain why will make no difference. Shut the fuck up.

you stupid cow.
and why do i get annoyed and not just let it pass????

Replacing every single full-stop with one or more fucking exclamation marks every single time you enter a problem description doesn't make me handle your problem any faster.

On the contrary. I'm now going through the list of your tickets and removing all !'s. I will continuing working the problems once I'm done.

I am bloody freezing, it is pissing down with rain outside, 17° and my effing cow orkers have the sodding a/c on at 22°, perhaps if they lost a little weight they wouldn't be so bleedin warm, bah have to go stand outside in the rain now to warm up.

Will you just shut up! Yabbering away behind me all the !"$%ing time. I can't £$%&ing hear myself think.

Dear couple making out on the bridge in front of me in Prague:
Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Way. It's bad enough that you're pissing me off by standing right in front of me and blocking all the foot traffic behind me, but to add insult to injury you look like you're trying to devour each others faces. Whole. It's disgusting, and in my recently-single state it pisses me off even more than it would normally, so your asses and get a room!!!

Dear moaning lady across from me in the internet cafe:
I'm pissed off already, your constant moaning as you type is driving me up the fucking wall. Shut up already will you?

Yes. CanadianGal is having a bad day.

VVS (Stuttgart): Increase your percentage of working elevators and escalators. You are putting your country, who is known for their Engineering prowess, to shame!

I am sick and effing tired of getting to your elevators/escalators and having them out of order.

I cannot make your 5 minute connections to buses or trains with two kids and their stroller if I have to continually do a quality check to determine that your elevator(s)/escalator(s) are not working! Not to mention how unsafe it is to send my 3 year old down the stairs alone while I throw a bag or two on my back, fold up the double stroller, put the 1 (nearly 2 year old) on my hip and carry everything down the stairs like a pack mule hoping I don't trip and fall and kill one or all of us!

One of the most strenuous cases was at the S-bahn Universitaet...that must have been 100 stairs UP!

According to my records for the last 6 weeks, you are operating at 33 % up time! What a shame and reflection on your country!!

How hard is it to go out of your way so that I know you think I am special in some way to you.. I sure have no problem telling you and showing you but all I get is distance.. dead air and treated like you could care less if I ever called you again.

Maybe you should stand back and try and make him think that you couldnt care less!!

I am pretty sure even if I stopped calling him all together, I doubt he would notice.. even more I refuse to play that game, I really dont want to hang out with someone who cant appreciate my friendship or notice that I am

dear coworker, if you are cold then put a sweater on! Don't fucking tape all the vents shut so nobody gets any airconditioning! You work 7 hours here, and you bring such chaos to the practice.

Dear Jealousy: I don't like you one bit

the TEAM has decided that "I" shall do the collection and organise the pressies, coz "I" am good at it. get over it! The TEAM has decided what to give to him, it was ordered and in fact has already arrived. if you dont like it dont chip in, but dont come me with your power trip, i dont take your shit and you should know that one very well by now. I really dont give a damn and to be honest i dont think that the TEAM would care for your opinion on this one, either.

yes thats right i dont give a f... if you are a senior admin here and im only a temp, i simply wont take your shit. periode!!!

Why the fuck are all the kids in M Night Shyamalan movies complete retards.

Right then, major rant time!

Would have used the vent thread but this is too long winded.

So, i've been at work for 12 hours since 7.30 this morning including 1 1/2 hours for a bloody " Kommunications Tag " to explain why a director arrived this morning and summarily fired the Bureau Chief.

The same boss who hired me only 2 weeks ago as part of his expansion concept.

It's hot as hell inside the offices, no aircon and of course the windows are closed cos some fucker might die from a draught!

Some bright spark has decided that they should set up a buffet evening meal to have after the Kommunicationsthingy and has also set up the beamer in the conference room so we can all eat said German picnic fest together and watch Germany vs bloody Turkey at work.

Time: ca. 19:30

Me : Sorry i've got to go now.

Secretary : Oh, you're going? Why aren't you staying to watch the game with us?

Me : Sorry, but i'm English and a game between Germany and Turkey doesn't really hold any interest for me.

Bitch : But you live in Germany so you should be supporting our team!

Me : Sorry but as i said, i have to go and it's really not something i want to see.

Effing kraut bitch : Lots of moaning and pissing about the English.

I've spent 12 hours being fucking boiled alive in an office whilst speaking 100% German all sodding day and then get bitched at cos i couldn't give a flying fuck whether Ballache and co beat a team that's not even in Europe in the company of 20 odd bloody Erics whom i neither know nor care about.

Why the hell should i support the fuckers???

They are not my team and i refuse to be beaten down by some dumb bint who has no fucking idea what the game is about anyway.

Arrrrghhhh.

Ok rant over, carry on.



Topics merged by admin

Turns out, only 3 of them stayed at work to watch it too so the crap i got was totally unjustified.

FFS. If I phone you up for a cost estimate, guess what I want? That's right, your estimated costs. Not a lengthy and utterly inaccurate German diatribe on English pronunciation based on your memories of what you might have heard from an English teacher you once met. (Really? The letter 'w' is never pronounced in English words? Wow.) Not a detailed account of everything you know about England and the English. Not your questions and opinions on foreigners marrying in England as opposed to New Zealand. And most definitely not a load of impertinent attempts to nose into my personal life. Your estimate is now as redundant as your conversation. Way to run a business.

To the Porsche-driving asshole who nearly fucking killed me today:

Just because you drive an expensive car does not mean the whole damn road belongs to you!! When I cycle across the road, with the friendly green man legally allowing me to do so, do not continue turning as if you have the right away! Learn how to fucking yield and don't look so shocked when I start yelling at you for nearly destroying the back portion of my bike, not to mention me.

No!! You, the Krout with the stupid Tash!

You do not have the right to go behind the bar and help yourself to beer...

You are the arschloch that I called you... and you pathetic attempt to thump me was an embarasement to yourself...

KNOB!

CIS insurance limited!

Arseholes...

Biggest bunch of unhelpful wankers ever!

I know that it's hard to make a sofa-bed that's a comfortable sofa and a comfortable bed, but couldn't it be at least be good in one of those configurations? A few evenings and nights on that fucking thing, and my back is fucking killing me.

I'm out of Diclo, and there's no way I'm going to search for a doctor here, on the last day of the fucking calendar quarter, to hand over another 10 Euro just to get more. I will, however, look for a drogerie and buy a hot-water bottle.

Did Editor Bob open a can of flopwits or what? Whats with the new posters all signing up desperate to get their snivelling, whining threads on TT?

you dont like this, you dont like that, everyones horrid to you, youve had it so tough.
You want govt subsidies for your private language school, you hate the way that Germans want to speak German, you hate the way they dont hand out painkillers for your migraines, you think we are interested that your son is now trying to reconcile you to the mother you hated.

Get a bit of backbone, a bit of dignity. These egoistic self-indulgent social-striptease whinings horrify me.

Excellent post Tibia! That was one rant really worth reading. Sometimes I feel the art of ranting is being lost, especially on TT, but it seems there are still rich veins to be tapped...

Any time, Hellesangel, theres plenty more where it came from

Fantastic, A rant ranting about ranting...

as many a star wars bod would say 'The circle in komplete'... Do we have a smiley for an out of breath half human in a black suit?

You moan all the time that we are never on our own, she is going away next week and what do you do? You are away, Monday till Tuesday and then Wednesday till Thursday. Therefore I'm on my own and when you will be here you will be too tired and moaning about everything. What is the point. You will probably be away even more until she is back and then you will be moaning again. I may as well have gone with her rather than sit here on my own.

If you have a seat in front of the aircraft, why the fuck would you board from the rear end making everybody wait for you to park your arse? Retard!

SAS: get ur flights running on time. Idiots! Not one in the last 3 weeks has been on time .

how fucking hard is it to actually answer my question.. I went out of my way to help you and you did not even say thank you.. in fact nothing.. please do feel free to call someone else next time or try f***ing doing it yourself..

Co-worker, I am really happy that you have found Mr. Right, and he's a great guy and all. But can you please not enumerate how many nights you have spent alone and how many more days it will take until you see him again?

My boyfriend is ALWAYS sick. He has a cold, a backache, stomach problems, headache it just never ends. Oh and when we have an arguement it normally gets worse. He will lay in bed generally with an "AWFUL" cough/stomach problem and randomally go to the bathroom to be sick. I AM SO SICK OF IT. Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Look arsehole neighbour, the reason I politely asked you not to park in the road opposite our drive is because we can't get in and out when you do so. You're not allowed to park there anyway, because it's a Spielstrasse, and you have a fucking big driveway of your own to park in too. Use it, don't make it sound like my fault for making unreasonable demands. Just because it's a 'public road' doesn't mean you can use it as an extension of your property. Why is that so hard to understand?

If you're going to treat me like an idiot, I'll quite happily act like one.

do I know you ? ??

One of my favouritest Freya Stark quotes:

That's excellent, life is so much easier if you just play dumb.

I dont think i do know you Timezoner? Do you have the same problems?

Oh and i also hate the way that he nags me all the time. Why dont you wash up your plate when finished with it? Why do you have 2 showers a day? blah blah blah Oh and when i tried to dump him he cried...

For all Americans , Canadians , Germans and every one else WALES IS NOT A PART OF ENGLAND IT IS A separate COUNTRY I AM WELSH NOT BLOODY ENGLISH !!! SO STOP CALLING ME AN ENGLANDER FFS TO US IN WALES IT IS AN INSULT TO BE CALLED ENGLISH !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Just because in Italy you basically shut down for hte month of August does not mean that you will get your back up from Germany. We need a holiday too FFS

Why on earth do I have to waste my time and write an EA and BA for my job? First off, you don't even seem to care if I have one or not. Secondly, I'm an effing PA. What projects do I have? I am at your beck and call and do whatever you say. I can't plan my workload or any projects as I don't do a proper job - I do whatever you ask, whenever you ask me to do it. Yet I still have to fill out these forms. Can't you just give me the bonus if you're happy with my work? Making up stuff for the forms is just a load of superficial shite bureaucracy.

you are such a fucking cunt! you cant just walk out of my life the way you did and then show up again 8-9 month later and "demand" that i'll help you to find a fucking apartment/job plus just start off where you left it. i dont care if you want me to find you a place / job, i got better plans...doing absolutely nothing... and simply cant be arsed to do it. you want an apartment, go out there check out the websites that adverise them, then call them yourself you fucking prick. you aint just walking back into my life and demand things! now if you would have asked maybe i would have helped you coz im such a nice person but you are just some fucking wanker so go fuck off ! you played your game long enuff you fucking cunt i aint part of it no more!!!

EDIT: i sooooooo feel like screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, now i gotta go to the fucking boiling hot gym just to kick the punch bag coz you fucking pissed me off so much...YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!

Fuck you, bitch! you can't come into my room when I've told you not to and then get mad at me for it being messy! Fuck you. I told you not to come in, because I needed to tidy it, and you came in anyway (which you should never be doing anyways!) and then you have the gall to tell me to tidy it before so-and-so comes for a viewing? fuck you! it's never been untidy before when someone was coming for a viewing, and it won't be untidy next time. fuck. you. up the ass with something cold and sandpapery. Furthermore, if you didn't take up so much of the shared space in the apartment, it wouldn't be an issue, because there'd be some fucking shelf room, and I wouldn't have to find space for things in my oversized-closet of a room. Just remember, princess, Karma's a bitch, and when it comes for you, I'll laugh. Hard. And maybe throw a party.

I thought the film Black Sheep was set in Wales until I saw a clip.

The main question is, who filled in that large ditch and knocked down that wall?

Rant for the day...

You do not have the sence of humour or personality to carry sarcasm. You tried to be sarcastic, I came back with something that you think made you look thick.

You see, thats how sarcasm works, sometimes it comes back and you have to deal with it.

In fact, if you knew what sarcasm was, you would realise I didn't use it in my reply, I just played innocent and made you look like the cunt that you are.

Fucking unbelievable!!!

There's 6 of us sat in a office with betty swallocks and because the bitch who sits a minimum 15m away from the windows is moaning that ' Es zieht ', we have to close all the fuckin windows and jack the temp up another few degrees.

What is the matter with these bloody people?

Fucking airlines. How can they charge 400 euro in FEES for 2 flights to Denmark, not to mention 56,000 air miles that I've accrued by suffering endless hours of their economy class 'hospitality'. Even flying to Hamburg with the Luftwaffe will cost 200 euro in fees, and 48,000 miles. What the fuck is that all about? Since when was fuel an optional part of operating a fucking airplane, and what the fuck are my miles worth if they don't pay for the fucking fuel, you bastards.

Dear who ever decides on building facilities..

I have a question for you.

What is more expensive, central air conditioning or providing and running fans?

Before you answer please consider this.

There are 5 floors to this building, with approx 20-30 rooms per floor.

In my office there are 8 fans on. So lets say the average per room is 4 (not all offices are the same size) so..

5 x 25 (going for an average) = 125 rooms in the building.

125 x 4 = 500 fans, x 8 = the amount of hours they all use up during a day. Thats 4000 hours altogether (ok, thats not kw hours, but still 4000 hours of fans in a day).

Perhaps in the future we will refer to these as fan hours?

We use approx 4000 fans hours per day!

Could be the new unit for the global warming era

its not all about you! if I post here, its not about you! it could be about 1000 other things, but your fucking fragile ego will not allow that! So, fucking stop and take a long hard look in the mirror! Its not alway about you!

So I stroll on down to Frankfurt Hbf late on Saturday evening to complete my car sharing registration, thinking it would be nice and quiet. As I have come to appreciate in Germany, despite there being a small queue in the service centre, the clerks thought it appropriate to close a few counters, meaning I had to wait.

I get served by a clerk who as soon as he sees I'm talking about car sharing shouts along to his colleague at the far end of the counter to ask if he is "still doing car sharing". This clerk is clearly packing things up for the night and shakes his head in a nonchalante kind of manner. "You have to come back tomorrow morning at 7 o'clock" he kindly informs me. 7 O'clock, on a Sunday morning. I ask what he alternative is and he replies "Monday to Friday at 6am or Saturday and Sunday at 7am". Are they having a fucking laugh? I have payed a 75€ registration fee and I go out of my way to visit the Hbf to complete my registration and get a fucking useless response like that. What a bloody joke.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKEN WANKER FUCK FUCK FUCK. Have to fucken go and ruin everything after I spent an extra fucken year in germany just so you could finish studying, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.