The vent

Attacking your red wine his he?

Not any more. He was a crafty one though.

Online murder confession.

I am working two full time fucking Jobs right now, I get up at 5 am and I get off work at 7 if I am lucky ... only to turn around to work back to back students until almost ten, which I am rushing around like a mad person to even get to, I dont have time for anything right now and If you had not noticed I had a student that I had to cancel on simply because I got off to late for work to even make it to, I followed that with another student And I still even called you when I walked in from work and invited you over, even though it was close to nine and My "BF" was looking at me like I was a mad woman because I needed to eat and sleep. I leave for the usa in less than a week and I have more to do then I have hours in the day, and yes I do have a list of other people in my life that I hardly get time to see, and I was not at my "BF's house" as I live there half of the week too.. that too has a lot to do with the hellish schedule I work.
I was trying, I am not a mind reader and more so I did not get a "morning text". if I had I would have let you know I was running really really late and had I known you were at the coffee shop; I would have been there, When I did get a text from you I called, I explained to you I had just walked in and it had been a really long day.
I am one person in your life, and I am truly trying to be supportive, I have apoligized.. but I guess since I am the one who tried I get all the anger.

If you have to have someone come by at 8am or have to go out that early, make sure they/you don't have to ring the doorbell, waking everyone in the process. Your friend (or whoever it is) can call you on your phone to let you know they're there. And stop displacing your damn keys!
I got little sleep as it is, and have an exam in an hour I am really not very prepared for, the last thing I need is my five measly hours of sleep interrupted several times! And then when I get up don't ask me where your water bottle is, like you think I took it. How the fuck am I supposed to know where you put it, I don't keep track of other people's stuff, and unlike you, I do not use my roommates' food!

Student?

Yes. (And nocturnal.) I think there may have been a day or two when I went to bed at 8am last week.

To the "meinungsforscher" trolling the streets of residential Schwabing.

ok, @$$hole, you were ringing my doorbell while I am on the phone - don't expect me to hang up just to talk to some stranger waving a colorful scrap of paper in my face.
It's not my fault you have a shitty job going door-to-door, but when I shut the door while talking on the phone saying I don't buy things at the door, what on earth makes you think it's ok to keep pressing the buzzer and yelling on the other side of the door that you will sue me for claiming you are selling things until I open up again.
FFS even my kids know not to interrupt people on the phone or in a conversation (ok, the little one is still working on that - but he is 7! You look like the losing end of 30 and pissed off that people don't like you ringing their bells).
And when I see you on the stairs don't start insulting me as "that woman" if you can't handle getting it thrown back. You wanna sue me? Go for it. What, afraid to show me your precious little "meinungsforscherausweis" now? I wonder why.

Loser.

Holy fucking shit, you stupid woman, why the fuck are you unnerved by every fucking thing that goes on around you? "Arrrgh, the telephone is ringing", "I have to type another fucking letter to these people, arrrgh borring", ":huff:: Do you have an appointment because we are very busy, ::under breath:: fucking Turkish people", "I hate auslanders, all of them stupid".

HELLO! You were not fucking borne in Germany, bitch, and neither were either of your parents! Are you that fucking STUPID? Do you really think that you're German is all that great? My German is kindergarten at best, and I had to fix three of your goddamn files already! AND YOU WORK IN A GODDAMN OFFICE . . . FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
And what kind of racist Hitler bullshit do you have against foreigners? No, not Italians, not Austrians, not Slovakians . . . only non white foreigners who speak with a fucking accent. What the fuck do you think you sound like when you speak English, you fucking loser? And what about your "well deserved" (my ass) 6wk holidays to Costa Rica . . . Do you speak fluent Spanish, you little shit? And who the fuck do you think you sound all of these complaints to? If you would get your head out of your ass, you might realize that I am a brown, Thai-American, non-German speaking foreigner, you dumb shit!

And why the fuck do you ask for help when you only get frustrated when you learn that you, in all your incompetency, did something wrong, and must re-do the work? You fucking moron. Your support network (family) are way to fucking nice to your sorry fucking ass. When everyone is gone and you realize you can't make it here totally on your own, you will of course go prancing your fat ass over to your American boyfriend in Texas. And when that happens, I hope you run into the same type of intolerant, foreigner hating, bitch that you are! How the fuck can you believe in Karma, you stupid Sau.

Fuck you and your tobacco/coffee stained teeth! By some people's standards you are considered subpar, but maybe you've never been treated the way you treat others who are a little bit poor, a little bit smelly (because they WORK for a living), and who can't afford to go to a "stylist", you pretentious fucking snob.

I am only putting up with you because I have to, but not for long. You are the most pathetic 38yr old I have ever met. FUCK YOU for ruining my day!

neneneneneneeee, ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME, poor ME, I'm just one big huge victim and the whole world revolves around me and what I want!!!

If you drive down my street several times again honking your effing horns at midnight, I am going to stand on my upstairs balcony and pelt you with rotten tomatoes (should be easy to find in the supermarkets here!) and eggs you twunts, I do not give a flying fcuk that you have just won a pansy game of football, it' snot even the 1/4's FFS.

I hate it when I hear this.

Even worse when it happens at work.

What ever happened to paper dictionaries?

At least go to dict.cc first.

I am edging closer and closer to walking out of this place.
The DHL man coming at 2pm and having a countdown for his arrival should not be the highlight of my day.
Nor should I, the youngest one with the least amount of work experience (here or anywhere), be more efficient and getting stuff done faster than my coworkers, but I also shouldn't be the one giving them language lessons. Seriously your freaking workding on the new exam applciation and late fee doesn't make sense and gives a contradictory meaning to your intended message and just plain makes you look stupid!!!
Whatever ignore me.

GRR update from 6min ago-
Omg freaking ughghasdklfsdlj! Betty leave me the f alone! Don’t come over here and say “since Sally already sent an email explaining it I don’t have to� me- well why’d you come over her- uh….. me- I don’t really care either way. Grammatically and to people outside of here it doesn’t make sense. Her- yes it does due to perception. Me- perception very few know of. Her- it does matter me- I don’t really care. it's not correct wording and most don't know about the change from the past. I was merely commenting so we don't look like a bunch of idiots. her- but it does make sense me- I REALLY do NOT care. I just don’t think it looks very intelligent/professional her- but it really is extended (we're 'discussing' wording for an extended deadline and late fee for an exam application) me- I do NOT care one way or the other (me turning around to finish emailing my roommate and ignoring her).

oh while i'm grumpy- fyi- asking one question about something said in an different email does not count as 'responding to the email' (yes plural. multiple email with multiple questions) when you didn't respond to any of the questions, but just asked one more. At times the phrase 'actions speak louder than words' is true. Saying you want one thing doesn't mean squat until you start acting like you do.

I'm starting to come to the opinion that there are some rather unhelpful people responding to posts on this website. A person new to the website requests help summarising other topics and gets more posts about searching and getting other people to do their work than helpful friendly empathy. Why bother posting at all if you aren't going to help in a positive way!

Why is it that women automatically assume that when other women have issues with them that it's because they're jealous?

She doesn't like you because you're a fucking nut job not because you're prettier/smarter/better in bed than her.

Oh and BTW, it's none of my business, I don't want or care to know.

you really gotta be shitting me here!

now its one thing if somebody is totally snowed under and needs help coz the workload is just way to much at the moment but then there are those insane cases you sent to me all the bloody time:

why are you sending another admin to me so they can tell me that you told them to ask me to file 1 piece of paper for them. thats ridiculous!!! I might be the temp here, and temps seem always to get the shitty jobs, but for fuck sake dont send someone to me to file 1 piece of fucking paper. They are Admins they should know how to do that. besides you know im not taking that shit so i'll just send them away and tell them to do it themself!!! you know that!!! why fucking bother wasting my time???

Fixed that for you

Wot she said

Just coz you got fucked about by your EX, dont assume that we are the same!

That just really fucking pisses me off!

damara4178, your rant is excellent. Anything else pissing you off at the moment?

you put your heart and soul into something, an nobody appeciates it.
I give up!

Who´s fucking goddamn retarded idea was it to put the fucking water meters and heating meters in the actual apartment ???
this means some twat from minol i dont know has to come into my house and fuckarse about in every room and invade my fucking
privacy . put the fucking things in the celler where all the rest of the shit like the boilers and phone crap is.

oh and while i'm here why the fuck does it take so long to get the fucking internet and phone put on ?? six weeks are you shitting me !! and from what i hear it aint far from the norm either
what do they have to do ?? i mean the lines and shit are in . in any experience i have had in aus you just call the company from the disconeccted line in your new house give em all the usual details
and wait for them to press some buttons and presto its done.
i like living here but some of the most sipmle things are just so poorly done

Nope . . . I'm okay now . . . I've mentioned to this person that she should not come into the office if she is sooo miserable working in an office; but to be honest, she was miserable working in her last field of employment too . . . I think she is just a miserable person.

This person is "close" to me, so I can't exactly dismiss her from my life; and I've been fairly honest with her about her idiocy (not as honest as The Vent), but it just gets lost in the pool of alcohol that has replace her brain fluid.

I hope your rant was as cathartic as it read?

It didn't actually make me feel better because I know this person will always spout nonsensical bs . . . But The Vent desparately needed to come out of me. I would LOVE to actually say it to her, live and in person; but such expressions so lacking in diplomacy would only result in discord amongst my family.
Thank Jesus/Allah/Buddah for this thread

1 fucking cent !!! are you you serious you skanky old bushpig 25€ of shopping and you wont let me off one fucking cent, i hate you you fat ugly penner markt bitch

However much you cry and tell me 'ich will erstes sein' you're not going to change that you weren't first. You'll be first another day. NOW GO TO BED.

I hate wankers that send nasty PMs then put you on block!

Spineless cunt!

Anybody we know?

When accepting the errend of buying toilet roll, please buy they brand we both use, i.e. the soft one.

Not the super hard Oeko 100% reycyled rubbish.

There are just days when you get so fed up with the mentality here that you want to jump on the next flight out to anywhere. I have had 3 of those days in a row

Stupid, arrogant Germans know jack shit about running a successful business...all sitting on their fat, lazy Dieter asses, worrying about where to vacation next, who's bringing some horrid unsweetened cake for the next birthday, who to blame for whatver fuck up ocurred rather than contributing a rational solution to a problem and bogging down everything with the "not my job" bureaucracy...no wonder Germany's economic growth rate has been for the last 10 years at 0.2% annually. What a bunch of fucktards.

The subject of my last vent has just spent the last hour planning, booking, and printing itineraries for her next vacation in January 2009! And . . . surprise, surprise . . . she was stressing about it (complaining about the price, airport taxes, huffing at the phone when it rings [can't plan a trip AND work at the same time], and now she is telling me that she NEEDS to go to a solarium for 20mins).

Oh. My. God. I'm actually finding all this kind of funny today . . . Probably because I couldn't get to sleep until 4:00 this morning 'cause my stepdaughter woke up twice (1. thirsty, 2. bad dream caused by more thirst); then I had to wake up at 7:00 this morning to get ready for work and get her ready for kindergarten, while my sweet husband did all the ironing.
Lack of sleep usually make people more testy; but in this stage, I'm closer to a happy drunk than a madwoman . . . Not sure why

What is the whole tanning salon thing and germans (obviously not all germans, but your average lower-middle class germans) who over bake themselves to the point of burnt orange color? it's not attractive, looks ridiculous and rather obsessive and comes close to narcissistic. Do they think we really believe they are tanned in January...I like the ones that have the strange white wrinkles around their eyes...gives new meaning to fake bake.

They usually complete this look with out of season white pants or 1/2 jeans 1/2 cordory apparel, gold chains, some bad home hair-dye job and a piercing in their tooth or nose...or the all original clever above the ass tattoo.

You forgot the million hues of red/magenta hair!

I referenced it in an abstract way, but you are right...two shades this side of an Easter Egg!

I think the German ladies in Munich look nice . . . or may they are all auslanders ::huff, puff, aneurysm:: !!!

Off the rant, I'm naturally brown, but I will go to the solarium here every once in a while, just to keep the rickets away.

you are a asshole!!! I hope you know what a huge fucking asshole you are!!!

Look PEOPLE...if you want to get on the F'in train/ bus/ elevator, then get the F*** OUT OF THE WAY!!!

BACK THE F*** UP! Make room for me to get me and my kids off -- or I am going to roll over your toes with this double storller filled with kids/ toys/ groceries/ umbrellas/ bottles and sippy cups filled with water from the tap (***GASP***, Did she say they are drinking the water from the FAUCET???)!!!

THAT'S RIGHT! Another thing -- you can't get a decent drink of "still" water when you are out and about without a long search and a lot of money...INSTALL SOME DRINKING FOUNTAINS...SERVE WATER FROM THE TAP IN A RESTAURANT without acting like I want you to run to the toilet and scoop up some water!

Now that I got that off my chest, I will go to my ice machine that I just purchased from Amazon.de and kick back with my tap water on ice...

A good day to all!

Oh Blast!

Hey we as a gang ( the TT gang) were out and I asked for just plain water and Was actually given a glass and told I would have to go to the toilette to get it.. it was the joke of the night..

To the danish drivers, learn to f*king drive on the right lane. There are 20 of them on the left lane, leaving the right lane empty for me to overtake every single fecker

YOU WILL NOT CATCH YOUR DEATH OF COLD BECAUSE OF A FUCKING DRAFT IN STEAMING SUMMER HEAT: AIR CONDITIONERS; CEILING FANS; THE S-BAHN WINDOWS; ETC WILL NOT KILL YOU. IT'S FUCKING HOT, YOU STINK BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO CHEAP TO BUY 50 CENT DEODORANT, DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING WINDOW AND GET YOUR FUCKING SCARF OFF. IT'S JUNE AND 25° BY 09:00, GET A GRIP YOU WEAK, WHINEY, THIN SKINNED DIETERS!!!

Why are we still using pixels for our brand new css when we should be using em like the developed world? :boggles:

Pica or body ems?

Fcuk Fcuk, stupid toilet window, why did you have to blow open and whack me in the face when I was holidng a very heavy vase and why do they have to have shelves in the toilets here FFS, if it had been a normal loo it probably would just have a broken seat or cracked rim and not an effing great hole in the middle of the shelf.

PS, Anyone know how much a new toilet costs here?

Who is the patron saint of people moving? I want to lodge a complaint for sending such shitty weather just when we were carrying the junk to the container.

About €100-120, depending on the quality, course you could speak to the app owner and he'll do it, got insurance?

It is NOT my fucking fault that Ebay France software is written by fucktards. I cannot fucking fix it can I? Not my shitty website, so I don't see how I am supposed to fix it. Yes I am fucking brilliant but there are actually limits to my total brilliantisnessmuss. I need a beer - is it time to go out yet?