Theo Walcott arrested

Not racist or anything, before you all start.

what the hell is the young tyke doing in France?

Probably got bored of seeing Stuart *twat* Downing coming on all the time and cycled off in a strop

haha

would have been an uncomfortable cycle given the lack of saddle on the bike.

Or maybe he's been hanging around with EDIT, EDIT and EDIT a bit too much lately?

There will be writ heading your way Lassie if you're not careful!

Freddie who btw? Flintoff?

nah, they know I'm only joking

EDIT - edited due to a genuine fear of having to pay a large amount of money to already over paid footballers who are too self conscious to be able to withstand unsubstantiated rumours (and because MonksTown told me to). My message to them: get over yourselves.

Nah, edit it out.

Isn't Zidane Arabic too?

what's Zidane got to do with the price of fish?

They both smell?

Zidane smells?
how do you know? did you ever get up close?

Well, he's French...wouldn't it be a natural progression to assume he smells?

Gazza down the pub told me last night so its gotta be true.

There was an article in the SZ recently which indicated we as a nation usually change our underpants on average every 4 days.

So it's not just the French that have a propensity to smell. Especially in this weather.

Is that with or without turning them inside out after 2 days?

I believe there was mention about them being turned inside out and quaffed with perfume to make them a little more palatable, yes.

Guten Appetit!

One wonders how difficult they must actually be to remove after this period of time.

Perhaps we should return to the topic of the thread, namely Theo's arrest!

Maybe this was the reason for him to be quizzed in the first place?