Dodgy hairpiece competition - World Cup

Having just watched the Ghana-Cheque match and seeing what looked like a skunk strapped to one of the players heads, thought it might alleviate a bit of the boredom which will no doubt arise in the game coming up this evening ( ) to initiate this little competition.

It should I reckon be quite possible to come up with two teams of iffy hairpieces to play for the Taft Pokal.

Apart from the aforementioned feline friend, I would also propose my Angolan mate with the 4 or 5 pipecleaners stuck to his forehead together with Schweini, who has a real shocker! It looks like the barber must have had his lucid interval just after having put down the shears.

Oh, and that ponied pastie from Croatia, whose name sounds like a car make - Renault or something similar?

Ideally it would of course be fab to be able to post the pix, but I guess we may run into copyright problems - Bob, help on this one please?

Carlos, eat your heart out.

DOes nobody have anything witty to contribute?!

Yes.

Two Nuns in the bath.

One says "Where's the soap?"
the other says "Yes, it does doesn't it?"

Witty not wetty !

I kind of do something similar when bored on the u-bahn/s-bahn. I work out who I would most like to sleep with in the carriage should we crash or get stuck in some horrible 1970s style tragedy movie. After playing a few times you start to realise that those movies lie! Its very rare to come across someone only wearing a skimpy nighty before the worst thing that can happen, happens!

Mulletesque - Juan Pablo Sorin

IW,

Super, thanks; technical wizzadry is not my strong point; how do I get a photo of my mate Loco (Mr Pipecleaner) and Polak (Mr Skunk) posted on this thingy?

@ Crawlie

Where do you hear such scandalous things?!

Jan Polak

Loco himself

OOH, beautiful the both of you! ( Addressed in fact to IW and SB just for clarification!)

The beauty of Polak's skunk is best viewd from the back; (no criticism, just an observation!)

Thanks a Brazillion.

Any chance of Schweini's horror?

You may officially buy me a beer for this site.
P.S. Basti is there, just small.

SB,

Oh my goodness, you have just made my day, my week an my year!

It's a deal!

no its not

You mean amongst football players with dodgy haircuts?

Which u-bahn/s-bahn line do you take to work?

This is a link to the SZ "pick the most attractive WC fan".

Peruse with Sesame Streets' "one of this things is not like the others" on your internal jukebox.

Candidate 10 looks like the chick off Big Brother last year - Michelle 'boil the bunny' Bass

Candidate 15 in my humble opinion as a non lesbian female is the best looking.

Unfortunately being a hetero I'm only left with candidate no. 22 and that's not even if he was the last man on earth scenario.

@hams

Go for the big view on candidate no. 22 and you will be one giant step closer to your last man on earth scenario.

What the?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKfntRxUwSQ

They are dudes... gotta be!

Or the reason the Prophet invented veils.

I saw it a few years ago and I think its still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

@IW: I believe that video turned up at the last WC, still funny though

It's the R2D2/C3PO of the Saudi Kingdom!!!

Hams wins !

Nothing to do with hair, but fabulous!

Where do people find these things?!

Who was the Italian player yesterday that looked like Rapunzel; he had a beauty.

Camoranesi.

Just discovered he was born, guess where, in Argentina.

Rest my case.

Et voila

Sooper!

Can anyone pop in pix 49; 53 and 54 of the match photos; the former is the object from a different angle, the middle one shows the consequences of having the nerve to admire it from close range, whilst the latter quite clearly shows the dangers of applying too much hairspray thereafter.

Fcuking hell IW, can't you put up "unsafe for work"? We have a visiting attorney in the office and I can't laugh like a hyena with him around.

More (see Ronaldo was so bad he made it twice with his pubic triangle transplant).

And even more (fifa official site)

SB,

Thanks!

My shout gets bigger by the minute!

But you will have noted the FIFA article was posted about a week after we started; maybe they are simply jealous!