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BigEnglish2008
BBC News: Sex act fatal crash driver jailed

A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard. Imran Hussain was driving at speeds of up to 120mph minutes before he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family, from Wakefield.

Totally ridiculous that he kills two people whilst drunk and masturbating and receives a meagre 8 year sentence!
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Renia
Chav Nativity casts Mary as a Kappa-Slapper

Pupil three: She's not married or nuffink. But she's got this boyfriend Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. May lives with him in a crib down Nazaref. Well anyways, one day right Mary meets this bloke Gabriel right.

Pupil two: Gabriel? What sorta name's that den?

Pupil one: Dunno, sounds Chavvy to me.

Pupil two: Innit! Bruv.

Pupil three: She's like 'Ooo ya looking at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked.

Pupil two: Innit?

Pupil one: She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'
Kay
Gulp!
Actor cuts throat on Vienna stage after real knife mix-up

An actor narrowly escaped death after slashing his throat on stage with a real knife, instead of a blunt stage-prop blade.

Daniel Hoevels slumped to the floor with blood pouring from his neck during a performance at Vienna's Burgtheater.

He was rushed to hospital with a deep slice to his throat which fortunately missed his main artery.

Austrian police are investigating whether the incident was a mistake or a deliberate attack on the actor. (...)
phenomenon
Employer: Anti-kidnapping consultant kidnapped in Mexico
Practice. Preach.
Renia
No cake for Adolf Hitler Campbell

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.
PES
TOKYO (Reuters): Man dies after retirement party hijinks

A 60-year-old man who was thrown into the air in celebration at his retirement party died after his colleagues failed to catch him and he fell to the floor, a Japanese newspaper reported on Tuesday.
bohemka
Man uses forklift to steal ATM in Texas.

Police found the ATM in the back of the truck, which investigators determined had been stolen.

Real crack team they've got there.
Deccie
Flame: Burger King has launched a meat-scented cologne

It has been touted as "the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat".

Meat-loving consumers can buy a bottle of the scent for just $3.99 (£2.56).
sarabyrd
A good start: Michigan city bans being annoying in public
Renia
Man left dangling trouserless and upside down after Vail ski lift mishap

The many tourists in the crowded ski resort promptly whipped out their cameras.
aspiadas
Having seen a thread under the sport in munich section titled 'how to exit a T-lift gracefully' I thought I would post this one
here. Apologies if it's been posted before but I did search - honest

How not to exit a ski lift

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aspiadas
Here is the rest of the series

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marie-claire
Baby's accidental phone call lands dad in jail
Guy
Arsonists set themselves and car on fire

Haha, fuckwits.
BigEnglish2009
Vigilante group arrested the goat and handed over to Nigerian police...

BBC News: Nigeria police hold 'robber' goat

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.

They can't prosecute as it is only a Kid...

It is also stated that in Nigeria 'the past political leaders had allowed the police to be filled with incompetent and in some cases criminal officers so they could be easily bought to protect their own criminal activities.'

Doesn't differ much from England then!!!
siskebap
Man trapped by sofa survives on whisky

It's true!
jozhik
It's like a dream come true - Starcraft Course at Berkeley
Allershausen
New Zealand inmates foil own escape!
andy_y
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090129/video/...id-f1a0497.html

I think the one on the left is Stan Laurel and the right Oliver Hardy :-)
Allershausen
Naked ramblers face Swiss fines
Seriously, why would anybody want to do this?
lerfies
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/...eons/index.html

Why would anyone want to smuggle a pigeon?? Seriously, why?
UrbanAngel
Freak! Baby born with 24 fingers and toes. This seriously weirds me out.
leky
Door falls off plane mid-flight



A landing gear door fell off an aircraft during a US Air Force flight in Suffolk.

This part really made me laugh

The panel measures 1ft (0.3m) by 3ft (0.9m). USAF staff have asked for anyone who finds it to contact them.
JOB
A STEEL worker blasted a high-pressure air hose up his workmate’s backside — making his intestines explode.

Denis Schwarz, 25, said he only wanted to help his pal who complained of sweaty buttocks.

The blast ruptured the man’s intestines and he almost died.

He was in intensive care for 11 days after emergency surgery.

Schwarz told a court in Leipzig, Germany: “It was just a bit of fooling around.”

His victim told of his “incredible pain”.

Schwarz was given a nine-month suspended prison sentence.
Allershausen
When I was an apprentice we were warned not to mess about with compressed air lines as this sort of thing was very possible. Not sure I believed it then, but it seems they were right!
eurobabs
Kissing no longer allowed at the train station!!

Good thing we don't live in Warrington . in England. They even have a "kissing area"
Chelle63
Tycoon's mistress contest ends in tragedy
08:31 AEST Wed Feb 18 2009

A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the economic slowdown held a contest to decide which one to keep, according to local media reports.

The contest took a tragic turn when one of the mistresses, who was eliminated based on her looks, drove her former lover and the four other women off a mountain road in an apparent fit of anger, the Shanghai Daily reported.

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Peffanie
It's german related sorry, but certainly wacky:
Swiss ban Germans from getting their kit off...
http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,2831...5014090,00.html
Allershausen
US robbery suspect applies to join the police force.

"During his arrest, Mr Montillano asked if he would still be able to take the exam.
When told that he could not, he then asked if he could re-apply and maybe take the test later."
Guy
UK tax authorities send out children's audio CDs...in German

Employers receiving HMRC's latest mailshot were confused to find the accompanying CD did not contain the promised payroll software but children's stories - read aloud in fluent German.
MoiLV
Pink Dolphin found!

Charter boat captain Erik Rue, 42, photographed the animal, which is actually an albino, when he began studying it after the mammal first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in southwestern USA.

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Owain Glyndwr
it looks like an inflatable toy to me.
Keydeck
That's only because it's pinkish and has a hole in it.
Orla_inka
*groan*
bohemka
Man builds bong large enough to fit his cat, smokes him out, literally.

Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.
travelingpac
Naked ramblers face Swiss fines
Seriously, why would anybody want to do this?

I wonder what they have in the backpacks if they don't wear clothes?
leafsfan
Here's one that just gets weirder the more you read on...

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009...94996-bang.html

Christine Newton-John, 41, forced her husband to swim in their home swimming pool in Ohio until he was so exhausted he had a heart attack.

A video of the scene showed Christine pulling husband James Mason, 73, around the pool by his arms and legs and refusing to let him leave the pool.
PES
Here is a news report about this story, along with video.
Katrina
Dommed ducks doomed

The only population of rare blue ducks outside New Zealand appears to be doomed.
Ben, a male put into a pen with Cherry, the last remaining female at a British sanctuary, has ignored her and instead bonded with Jerry, a male and the only other blue duck left outside New Zealand. Both Ben and Jerry have shunned Cherry - ''who now swims sadly by herself at the other side of their pond'', London's Mirror newspaper reported.
A trust spokeswoman at Arundel, Grace Rawnsley, said Jerry had shared the water at Arundel, West Sussex, with Cherry for years - but had shown no signs of interest in her.
So the trust brought in Ben, moved Jerry next door and waited to see what would happen. When love failed to bloom they re-introduced Jerry and suddenly everything went swimmingly... but only between the drakes.
''The fact they have turned out to be gay has played havoc with our breeding plans,'' she said.
Arundel Wetland Centre warden Paul Stevens told the Telegraph newspaper that the two male birds made ''a lovely couple''.
''They stay together all the time, parading up and down their enclosure and whistling to each other as a male might do with a female he wants to mate with,'' he said.
"It would have been nice to get a last clutch of eggs from Cherry but Ben and Jerry do make a lovely couple.''

Poor Cherry - surely NZ could send her a Garcia?
tor
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have broken up...

who woulda thunk it?
Deccie
Landlady puts tanning bulbs into pub lights.. and staff get sunstroke

BOOZERS and bar staff got sunstroke inside a pub - after the manager accidentally put in bulbs from a tanning machine.

Emma McLean replaced the blue strip lights behind the bar with high-powered ultraviolet tubes.

Unsuspecting workers and regulars stood underneath the lights for hours and some needed hospital treatment.

Barman Morgan Smith suffered severe burns to his neck at the pub in Buckie, Banffshire.

How silly...
admetus
The press release calls it the "don of kebabs".

Pot Noodle Doner Kebab flavour is being launched in the UK.

The Don of Kebabs
New Kebab Pot Noodle Launches
Move over Heston Blumenthal, the ultimate food combination for men has now arrived – Kebab Pot Noodle!
Pot Noodle has today launched the new flavour, combining its much loved man snack with the much-loved takeaway food.
(...)
For those that want that that post-pub taste on any night of the week, the Kebab Pot Noodle will be available on shelves across the country from this weekend.
Hot chilli sauce with that, Sir? No problem, it comes with the Pot.
(Full press release)

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minga
60-foot penis painted on roof
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An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
Deccie
Naked taoiseach paintings removed

A painting of Mr Cowen holding his underpants appeared in the Royal Hibernian Academy and one of him pictured on the toilet ended up in the National Gallery.
righter
Another sign on another house.
angelbeast


That is what I call classy.
PES
AP: Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Guy
BBC News: Footballer sent off for breaking wind

The Chorlton Villa player got a yellow card for the noise which was classed as "ungentlemanly conduct".

marie-claire
Sydney's incredible diving pigs
Steven192
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New...reened_By_Fox__

Pretty sick game show but par for the course for Endemol.
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