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dstadt
Italy posts income details on web

Page last updated at 14:44 GMT, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:44 UK

There has been outrage in Italy after the outgoing government published every Italian's declared earnings and tax contributions on the internet.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7376608.stm
dstadt
Potential Employee Uprising Quelled With Free Pizza
May 2, 2008 | Issue 44•18

NEW YORK—A massive employee backlash over low wages and increased workload was narrowly averted this week when company management arranged to have eight large pizzas delivered to the design firm Cobalt Media, instantly quelling months of mounting resentment and dissatisfaction.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/poten...ployee_uprising
dstadt
Computer keyboards can be dirtier than a toilet: study

CANBERRA (Reuters Life!) - Think twice before eating those dropped crumbs off your computer keyboard -- you might as well be eating off a toilet seat, according to a new study on the amount of germs on keyboards.

A study by British consumer magazine "Which? Computing" asked a microbiologist to examine 33 keyboards in a typical London office, a toilet seat and a toilet door handle, for bugs generally found in unhygienic places.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMol...SP5334520080502
dstadt
Masturbate-a-Thon coming to Copenhagen

Hot on the heels of San Francisco and London, Copenhagen is to host a Masturbate-a-Thon in May which organisers hope will help break lingering taboos about self-love, an organiser said today.

“Masturbation is positive, safe and an erotic alternative,� she said ahead of the event on May 31, to take place at a yet-to-be-decided venue with separate rooms for men, women and those who don’t mind mingling.

http://www.thewest.com.au/default.aspx?Men...ContentID=53861
LittleSprite
They'll go blind. All of them! rolleyes.gif
PES
Take it from one who knows blink.gif : CNN: Pope: Sex can become 'like a drug'
PES
BBC: Furtive Venice snapper arrested

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A man who allegedly photographed more than 3,000 women's bottoms as they toured Venice has been arrested. The man was stopped after police became suspicious of a large bag he was carrying as he followed women through St Mark's Square.
He has been charged with infringement of privacy. It is a cheeky crime, which could earn this 38-year-old Italian from six months to four years in jail.
dstadt
NY man sues airline over flight spent in toilet

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York man who says he was denied a seat on a five-hour jetBlue flight and was instead told to "hang out" in the plane's bathroom has sued the airline for $2 million, saying he suffered "extreme humiliation."

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1232739420080512
marie-claire
This is almost heart-breaking, when you imagine how the parents would have felt, beeing locked in a plane, after realizing they left their 23 month old child behind at the airport:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/travel/parents-...0444472117.html
FuzzyTony
'Darth Vader' Spared Jail In Jedi Church Attacks

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MSNBC/AP: Holyhead, Wales May 13, 2008 - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones - aka Master Jonba Hehol - with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court. [...]
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand. [...]
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 - 0.7 percent of the population - listed Jedi as their religion.

Telegraph: Darth Vader Spared Jail For Lightsaber Attack
BadBob
California's Top Court Overturns Same-Sex Marriage Ban

SAN FRANCISCO — The California Supreme Court has overturned a ban on gay marriage, paving the way for California to become the second state where gay and lesbian residents can marry.

The justices released the 4-3 decision Thursday, saying that domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage in an opinion written by Chief Justice Ron George.

The cases were brought by the city of San Francisco, two dozen gay and lesbian couples, Equality California and another gay rights group in March 2004 after the court halted San Francisco's monthlong same-sex wedding march that took place at Mayor Gavin Newsom's direction.
don_riina
That "Darth Vader" attacker bloke deserves a fucking medal, appearances on talk shows, and universal applaud. I mean man, I totally love the wars, I mean totally - I still collect star wars figures, I still get a chill and a feeling of pure glee when I hear the music, I'm a wars geek man.

But.

Starting a Jedi church? Man, that's lame. Really, really, lame. What's worse though, is that all these blokes are pissballing about reckoning they are jedi, wearing all the robes and shit, apparently even playing about with "lightsabers" - but they're such a bunch of pussies, that when one bloke has a go, using may I add a "lightsaber", they all fucking go winging to the bloody police. Booooo hooo, master yoda, those big boys gave me an ow ow..boo hoo. Idiots. Hope they get some debilitating disease. Who wouldn't want to hit them all with a stick?
dstadt
The small numbers of blood group B in old and Western Europeans
represents western migration by Asian nomadic peoples.
This is most clearly seen in the easternmost Western Europeans,
the Germans and Austrians, who have an unexpectedly high incidence
of blood group B blood compared to their western neighbors.
The highest frequency of blood group B in Germans occurs
in the area around the upper and middle Elbe River, an important
natural boundary between "civilization" and "barbarism"
in ancient and medieval times.

http://www.dadamo.com/napharm/store3/templ...cyclopedia.html
dstadt
Blood group B is a distinctly non-Indo-European blood type.
In Europe, only two areas with a high rate of blood group B
appear: one among the group of non-Indo-European peoples known
as the Finno-Ugrics (such as the Hungarians and the Finns),
the other among the central
Slavic peoples (Czechs, Southern Poles, and Northern Serbs).
The Viking invaders may have also had a relatively high
percentage of B gene, since many of the towns of Britain and
western Europe that are linked to the coast by internal lines
of communication such as large rivers, have a disproportional
amount of blood group B when compared to the surrounding territory.

http://www.dadamo.com/napharm/store3/templ...cyclopedia.html
spacecadet
Donkey sent to jail for assault in southern Mexico!
The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in the state of Chiapas.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20080520/...ck-3fd0ae9.html
hughk
Not News: People listening to their music players with headphones are insufficiently aware of their surroundings and may get into traffic accidents.
News: A 23-year old student was killed when a helicopter was forced to make an emergency landing in BC. It appears the guy was so intent listening to the music that he failed to notice the distressed helicopter above him spiralling in to an emergency landing after developing a falt.
FuzzyTony
Colorado Men Settle Parking Dispute With A Taser Duel

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Associated Press: May 18, 2008 - Boulder, Colo. - It wasn't exactly pistols at 30 paces, but police say a security company supervisor and a restaurateur shot each other with Tasers in a "bonehead" confrontation over parking.
[...]
Epstein told police Dane put his hand on a holstered pistol and threatened to shoot him. Dane told The Associated Press by telephone that he did put his hand on the holstered pistol but never threatened to shoot Epstein.
Both men drew Tasers.
Guy
BBC News:Street sweep truck sucks up dog

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A street-sweeping truck has sucked a dog up through its bristles on a New York street, leaving its horrified owner holding nothing but the lead.
HellesAngel
Wasn't there some worry a while back about the day when computers would control humans? Well it seems that day has arrived, with the Wii being used to drive overweight women to destroy their homes. This conjures up some hilarious imagery:

Wii Fit women leave GBP20 million trail of destruction in their living rooms.
Guy
BBC News: Drunken Swede tries to row home

Doesn't sound unusual enough for you?

QUOTE
A last drink proved one too many for a 78-year-old Swede who fell asleep while trying to row home - from Denmark.
HellesAngel
This was in the 'News' section on the front page of The Daily Telegraph online today, an otherwise respectable newspaper:



By who's definition is that 'news' FFS?
James_Runner
'Pregnant man' Thomas Beatie gives birth to baby girl, reported July 3 in the Times Online.
Renia
Huge knockers smash beer cans!

sarabyrd
Father Suspected of Putting Daughters in a Cage
Bet he has Austrian ancestors ...
Ruthie
This is probably not the most up-to-date piece of news, but nonetheless noteworthy:

A crow protected and fed a lone kitten, helping it to survive to cathood. Don't believe me? Watch the video.

http://tinyurl.com/2xnbgp
HellesAngel
Again from the front page of the Telegraph:

News or just fawning and free advertising. Mrs. Sarkozy appears to know how to get the maximum publicity for herself.
Guy
Papua New Guinea police 'to shoot imitators'

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Police in Papua New Guinea have been ordered to shoot criminals wearing police uniforms, following robberies at two banks.

This seems pre-destined to go very wrong.
marie-claire
Girl finds Bat in her Bra'

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A British teenager has said she was "shaking head to toe" when she discovered a baby bat curled up in her bra after investigating "vibrations" she believed to have come from her mobile phone. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, south-east England, said she was quietly doing her job as a hotel receptionist when she decided to examine the "strange movements" in her underwear.
TexasLauren
Be a good American - NASA needs your pee!
Von
Lucky guy. I just love his reaction after he's shunted across the diner. A real 'WTF?!' moment.

Man survives US diner crash
Guy
BBC: Campaigner 'glues himself to Prime Minister'

Not so super glue.
leky
Scarecrow Amy scares the birds
Bipa
New Zealand judge renames girl

QUOTE (Toronto Sun / Assoc Press @ Jul 24 2008)
WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names and did something about it.

Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

He had her renamed.
In a ruling made public Thursday, judge Rob Murfitt made the nine-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed.
He said the girl was involved in a custody battle.
The new name was not made public to protect the girl’s privacy.
...
In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of other unfortunate names.

Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter “and tragically, Violence,� he said.
RainyDays
Missing 400,000 € and being a little forgetful? Then this might be of interest: "Wem gehört die Geld-Tüte aus dem Zug?", Wiesbadener Kurier, 25 July 2008. In October 2006, a bag with 400,000 € was found in a train lavatory. It hasn't been claimed by anyone since then. The honest finder, a pensioner, is peeved because he will only get a reward of 6000 €.

Since lost items are kept for 3 years, people still have time to search their memories till Oct. 3rd 2009.
Exile
Mayor of Welsh Town wants to lift 30yr ban on Monty Python film. The twist; she acted in it.
Allershausen
Women try to open door mid-flight
They just wanted some fresh air, over Germany, no wonder they were arrested, "Es zieht" !
Gen
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

Original commercial at YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pGT8Q_tjk

Guy pulls gun on teenagers asking him for mustard at a stoplight in Utah:

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_9967050
Bipa
And now baby Abigail makes it 18

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ABBOTSFORD, B.C. -- Alexandru Ionce and his wife never planned to have 18 children in 23 years.

But when they welcomed little Abigail Ionce into the world, that's just what happened.

Abigail weighed in at seven pounds, 12 ounces last Tuesday, making her the 18th child for 44-year-old Livia Ionce and her husband Alexandru, 51.

The couple immigrated to Canada from Romania in 1990 and now live in Abbotsford, B.C. Their 17 other children range in age from 20 months to 23 years old.

Alexandru Ionce does not know if the couple will be having more children.

"We never planned how many children to have," he said. "We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life.

The family now has 10 girls and eight boys.

"We would have liked a boy to be even," he said. "We thank God all of them are healthy and happy."

He said the birth was not an overly difficult one and that mother and child are doing well.
sarabyrd
A classic: Boy Bites Dog
leky
Brilliant

German Cops Mistaken for Strippers
Mariposa
Toilet rained giant hailstones to fill building

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An Austrian man is demanding substantial damages after he was blasted off the toilet when hundreds of thousands of hail stones exploded out of it.

"There was an avalanche of ice that quickly filled the toilet, then the entire flat, and eventually the entire building."

[...]

Local council spokesman Wolfgang Leinner said: "The pressure was too great, the hailstones had to go somewhere and they came out through the toilets it seems."
3 Lions
Warning - Fake Euro coins in circulation!

Doh!
bluedave
That's brilliant!

I want one too. smile.gif
Katrina
It takes some kind of genius to come up with this one. Robbie Coltrane is a burglar (sort of).

QUOTE
A wanted poster featuring Robbie Coltrane is being used by police in New Zealand to try to catch a teenage burglar who resembles the actor.
Detectives stressed the Cracker and Harry Potter star is not suspected of any crimes, but said the thief looks like a 16-year-old version of him.
The poster has been distributed to homes in the Christchurch area of the South Island.
New Zealand law bans the publication of pictures of juvenile criminals.
Below the heading 'Wanted' is the picture of Coltrane, underneath which are the words 'Active burglar in this neighbourhood'.
The text below explains that the photo is of Coltrane and continues: "Robbie Coltrane is not the burglar but imagine him aged 16 with lank greasy hair and you have the picture."

leky
QUOTE (3 Lions @ Aug 11 2008, 11:49 am) *

here's a pic in case others cannot access the sun newspaper
Wizadora
This is the best story I have read in ages involving Korean dog cloning and kidnapping of a Mormon to keep as a sex slave. It has it all. This woman is bonkers!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/worl...icle4481742.ece
Allershausen
I can't quite decide if this is a hoax or not: Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at museum!
Kay
Not a hoax, apparently. As the story says: Shit happens.
Punchbear
Winnie The Pooh Fighter.
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