HellesAngel
06.Dec.2007 21:43 hrs
Don't read this before breakfast, or too shortly afterwards -
Face Eating Tumor Grown by Wacko Jehovah's Witness
eurovol
09.Dec.2007 20:12 hrs
Brilliant. When I was working in catering, our competitors within the same convention center landed an account with a Jewish group and for their holiday dinner made some absolutely beautiful and tasty crab meat stuffed pork chops. At the last minute (the fucking redneck idiots), kind us traded them our Cranberry Chicken that was reserved for the staff working our party for their stuffed pork chops. Price-wise, we got 4:1 on that deal.
Schotte
10.Dec.2007 13:27 hrs
man cuts off penis in restaurant
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...don/6586879.stm
is Zizzi a chain? i have a feeling ive heard or seen them before, but cant even picture what The Strand looks like.
Kay
10.Dec.2007 17:55 hrs
Man spends four days trapped in toilet:
A man spent four days trapped in a toilet after the door handle broke.
David Leggat, 55, was unable to raise the alarm after becoming stuck in the toilets at Kittybrewster and Woodside Bowling Club in Aberdeen.
Mr Leggat had no mobile phone or food, and used tap water for refreshment and for heat. (...)
AshleyM
10.Dec.2007 21:41 hrs
Eco-friendly kangaroo farts could help global warming: scientists say
SYDNEY (AFP) - Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say.
Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroo flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle and sheep who emit large quantities of the harmful gas.
People are next??
bidul
10.Dec.2007 21:54 hrs
Tree man 'who grew roots' -This one is rather horrible, don't look if you get freaked out easily..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml...12/wtree112.xml
Mariposa
11.Dec.2007 22:48 hrs
A retired teacher in Scotland got trapped in the bathroom at a bowling alley for four days. When someone finally found him, he said:
At least there was a toilet to use. The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2225312,00.html
Fallen Angel
13.Dec.2007 06:22 hrs
Dresden man chugs liter of vodka at airport security check.
...he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.
Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function...
HellesAngel
14.Dec.2007 14:10 hrs
Here's one that's only odd because the politician is honest, straightforward, and not at all faux-repentant about being
handcuffed to a pole in a strip club wearing just his underwear when he did nothing wrong at all, just had a boisterous boys' night out. British public figures always feel they have to make cringing public apologies or explanations for this type of stuff.
Edit: I removed the misleading bit I posted about the other guy's wife...
NOFXmike
15.Dec.2007 21:47 hrs
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotlan...ast/7145026.stm
A mechanical cow that breaks wind on the hour has become Edinburgh's latest tourist attraction.
Mariposa
15.Dec.2007 23:33 hrs
ummmmm, Mariposa:
Yeah I just now saw that, didn't mean to double-post.
PES
16.Dec.2007 11:28 hrs
Japanese Monks Stage Fashion Show
By MARI YAMAGUCHI
The Associated Press
December 15, 2007
Japanese monks and nuns hit the catwalk in Tokyo on Saturday in a bid to spread Buddhism among younger people in this rapidly aging society.
The fashion show opened with a Buddhist prayer set to a hip-hop beat at the centuries-old Tsukiji Honganji temple, where nearly 40 monks and nuns from eight major Buddhist sects showed off elaborate robes in an effort to win back believers.
Five monks from each school walked on the runway, then chanted prayers and wrapped up in a grand finale with confetti resembling lotus petals.
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