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FuzzyTony
Indian Man Threads Snake Through Nostrils

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New Delhi, India (AHN) - A man from the Indian state of Chennai is bidding for a place in the Guinness Book Of World Records by inserting live snakes into his nostrils and then pulling them out of his mouth. Manoharan, who goes by the name "Snake Manu," has reportedly been performing the feat for quite a few years.


Manoharan
the Boy From Bozlem
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Brazilian and US scientists are looking into using spider venom as a possible treatment for male impotence.

Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism - long and painful erections.

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mightypies
Anyone missing a couple of oxfords?

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,,...800-663,00.html
Allershausen
I have to ask, what's an Oxford, apart from being an old Morris car?
mightypies
Oxford Scholar = Dollar.
FuzzyTony
Good story. $70,000 Aussie dollars found on a train in Germany. ohmy.gif

I like this quote from the news report:

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The Australian expat community in Germany is abuzz with speculation about where the stash could have come from.
Australia Shop owner Colin Truslove said he wished he had found it.
"I reckon it was someone on their way to my shop to stock up on Cherry Ripes and Vegemite," he said. "Or, because Cologne is a bit of a gay mecca, maybe they were heading here for a big weekend."

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Breaking News! This just in from Scotland: My Penis Is Covered In White Spots
FuzzyTony
This could be the employer of the week so far. Here's one way to gather staff to announce a mass lay-off:

BBC: Fire Alarm Signals Time On Robbs

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Employees of a historic department store in Hexham learned that they were being made redundant after responding to a fire alarm.
Bosses at the almost 189-year-old Robbs store deliberately set off the fire bell to clear the building of customers and get staff together in one place.
At the designated fire point, the 140 members of staff were told the landmark store would be shutting in two weeks.
The store's administrators called the decision "efficient and practical".
bluedave
Probably indicative of why they were closing if that's their idea of 'efficient' employee relations. dry.gif
FuzzyTony
I'd say it's the kind of thing that Mr. David Brent at Wernham Hogg would do. rolleyes.gif

FuzzyTony
Another odd news story from Germany:

Reuters: Man Takes Driving Test Drunk, Fails

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A German man failed his driving test after attempting the examination while three times over the legal alcohol limit, police said Tuesday.
Roger H
Jihad Kids - the most insane kids show ever...
mightypies
Is this what the world's coming to? If you can't handle raising a kid, just give it away...

http://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Boy-du...8995115097.html
FuzzyTony
Just what you need to brighten up those rainy day walks: an Internet umbrella.

Daily Mail: Watch Slide-Shows On The Umbrella Which Will Stop You Getting Lost

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The high-tech brolly allows you to take pictures with a built-in camera. These can be uploaded to Flickr (a photo-sharing website) via a wireless internet connection and within two minutes you can watch downloaded photo-streams on your umbrella screen with a simple wrist-snapping movement.



FuzzyTony
Irish Dolphins Have Their Own Dialect

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Scientists who study dolphins in the Shannon river estuary believe that these animals can develop a dialect of their own for communication purposes among themselves. [...]
- They produce other types of sounds as well, similar to barking, snorting or gun shots...

They also drink more.

FuzzyTony
Pizza-flavored beer? The next logical step is beer that tastes like urine. No, wait, a lot of it already does.

CBS2: Suburban Hobbyist Puts New Spin On Beer And Pizza

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Something’s brewing in a garage in St. Charles [Illinois]. Tom Seefurth is mixing up a concoction he'll eventually pour out as beer - pizza beer.
"It's pizza and beer in a bottle," Seefurth, a self-proclaimed beer nut, says.

Play the video in the top right of the article.


Real pizza added to the beer.
Sin
Not in the news just yet, but I was phootling about in one of those regular sites I feed on and found this:

Rank Order - Current account balance - nation by nation.

I live in a country $134.8 billion in the black, and left one $57.6 billion in the red. Either I'm paying too much tax, or Germany is using it's money wisely.
JOB
When is a car not a car? When it's a Toyyoda.

FuzzyTony
Troops told: We Don't Have Enough Kilts ... Just Share

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Five Thousand soldiers in the controversial Royal Regiment of Scotland are having to share 320 kilts because no kilt-maker has so far been awarded the supply contract.
bucket06
@job - toyyoda

thanks for that. Classic.
Inflatablewoman
Who's Your Daddy? Paternity Battle Between Brothers

ABC News: http://www.abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/LegalCent...5632&page=2

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Twin brothers Raymon and Richard Miller are the father and uncle to a 3-year-old little girl. The problem is, they don't know which is which. Or who is who.

The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman's testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other.

Her excuse is that she got drunk at the Rodeo and got horny. The grandmother is sticking with the child and can't decide between her twin sons.
Katrina
Yes it is very very very wrong to laugh but... inappropriate advertising offends mourners.

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The creator of a website which provides a platform for people to remember dead family and friends apologised today after online adverts upset users so much he felt "sick to the stomach".
Terry George's website www.gonetoosoon.co.uk (GTS) was bombarded with complaints after adverts started appearing at 2pm yesterday.
They included adverts for self defence classes on a tribute site for murdered schoolgirls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman, adverts for the airline RyanAir on sites for dead boys and men called Ryan, an advert for a motorcycle on a tribute page for a man who died in a bike crash and adverts for baby products alongside tributes for babies who have died.

Google ads uses tag matching, hence... oh dear.
Allershausen
Husband's skeleton found in roof after 22 years
Sin
Still pissin' myself at the news today that Watford have secured a new sponsorship deal. They will bear the brand name Beko on their shirts instead of the names of their Turkish parent companies - Arcelik and Koc Holding. (Mirror) (bottom story under ...and finally).

Has this now beaten my previous alltime favourite company name?

Arcelik and Koc Holding

I NEED a business card for my collection.
leeza
11 year old boy bags hog bigger than Hogzilla

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MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

My God, look at the size of this thing! I couldn't even imagine running into something like this in the backwoods of Alabama. (Not that I would ever BE in the backwoods of Alabama, but anyway...)
Sin
Poland targets 'gay' Teletubbies

Fuck it. I think The Teletubbies should just go the whole way and do porn. The title possibilities are endless. Of course, you'd have to keep the music, and they'd have to talk the same way, Uh-oh!. Imagine what Dipsy could do with that prong on his head. Brings tears to one's eyes.
Sin
'ello, 'ello, 'ello, what have we got here then?

Suspicious sex toy panics posties

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Bomb squad officers called in to blow up a suspicious package found it contained a packet of chocolate buttons and a vibrator.
sarabyrd
QUOTE (leeza @ May 26 2007, 12:56 pm) *
11 year old boy bags hog bigger than Hogzilla
My God, look at the size of this thing! I couldn't even imagine running into something like this in the backwoods of Alabama. (Not that I would ever BE in the backwoods of Alabama, but anyway...)

That was even worth its own thread.
Sin
What are you tryin' to tell me, sarabyrd?
Sin
Now that's what I call ironic: Bush sanctions 'black ops' against Iran

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Bruce Riedel, until six months ago the senior CIA official who dealt with Iran, said: "Vice-President [Dick] Cheney helped to lead the side favouring a military strike, but I think they have concluded that a military strike has more downsides than upsides."

However, the CIA is giving arms-length support, supplying money and weapons, to an Iranian militant group, Jundullah, which has conducted raids into Iran from bases in Pakistan.

Iranian officials say they captured 10 members of Jundullah last weekend, carrying $500,000 in cash along with "maps of sensitive areas" and "modern spy equipment".

And so you understand the irony, Jundullah is a militant Islamic terrorist organization based in Pakistan and affiliated with Al-Qaeda.
FuzzyTony
Man Caught With 8,000 Stolen Women's Clothes

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TOKYO (Reuters) June 1, 2007 - Police found more than 8,000 pieces of women's clothing and lingerie in the home of a Japanese man who stole the items so he could sleep buried in them. [...]
"He seemed to get a thrill out of sleeping covered in women's clothes," a police spokesman said. "He seemed to like the smell."
thefirelane
Inches Too Tall for Tunnel, Rig Plies It Anyway

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It was just six inches.

That was what made the difference at 4:40 a.m. yesterday as Gilberto Cantu, a truck driver from Texas, approached the New Jersey entrance of the Lincoln Tunnel in his big rig, loaded with bathtubs, toilets and plumbing fixtures. The truck was 13 feet 6 inches high. The tunnel has a height limit of 13 feet. Six inches can make a big difference.
FuzzyTony
World's Largest Penis Erected

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An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world's largest penis.
The 30ft erection, named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city.

3 Lions
Wheelchair man takes a joyride!
Anyone who laughs at this is going to hell*

*I'll save you a seat!

Punchbear
Well it says odd news up there doesn't it?

Teen Born Without Lower Face Finds Hope In NYC.
Deccie
showing underwear illegal!
jester
Woman gets jail for ripping off boyfriends testicle!

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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

ohmy.gif Poor guy!
JerseyBoy
(... cringing...)

How do you "rip off" a testicle???
fanster
ouch.. gotta hurt!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...ide/4253849.stm
honeebeaz
Wow, nasty Groundhog Day feeling. Ever thought about checking if that had been posted before, in say, post #136 for example? Just a thought like. wink.gif
Mariposa
Wow, that pain must be brutal, just reading that made me cringe... I guess I am glad I have no balls (only in the literal, not in the figurative sense, or maybe that one too, hmmm...). wink.gif
righter
"Водка" by Paco Rabanne
Allershausen
Time capsule springs a leak.
PES
QUOTE (Allershausen @ Jun 16 2007, 11:00 am) *

Say no more...

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and some cans of Schlitz beer.
sarabyrd
Naked Couple Falls 50 Feet to Their Death
Suspected of having sex on a downtown office building roof
crite
I just can't help wondering whether there was a typo in the penultimate word...
sarabyrd
Ok, Its if your gonna be so pertickylur.
sarabyrd
Parents face fine for noise pollution from kids in the pool
So it's not just Germans who complain
eurovol
Gay Bomb
sarabyrd
Father of Three Kills Attacking Bear with Log,
Is Charged Fine for Unsafe Camping Site
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