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Armless Man Stopped for Speeding
Armless Man Stopped for Speeding
Your tax money down the drain? - Austrian tax collector forgets $28,000 in the men's room.
Are we seeing some kind of trend here? Priest dies in plunge after prayers - Jesuit goes through chapel floor as Roman well opens up
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery"
Got to love them crazy Christains.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery"
@Sin,
that reminds me of a joke :
During a particularly wet winter, flood waters rise so high in one town that the national guard evacuates all the residents. One man stays behind, however, and when the water is waist-high, two national guardsmen in a boat motor past his house, checking for people left behind.
"We're evacuating the town because of the flood! Jump in the boat and we'll carry you to safety!"
But the man says, "No, don't bother; I've led a pious life, and the Lord will save me."
The men in the boat shrug their shoulders and motor away. Later, when the water level has driven the man onto his roof, another boat appears.
"Haven't you heard the town has been evacuated? Come on, we'll save you!"
But the man sends them away again, saying "No, no, the Lord will save me!"
The water level keeps rising until the man is standing on his chimney and barely keeping his head above water, and a helicopter, doing a final check, appears overhead. It drops a rope, and the loudspeaker says, "Grab the rope and we'll bring you to safety!"
But the man waves the helicopter away, once again saying, "No, the Lord will save me!"
But the water level keeps rising, and he drowns.
When he gets to heaven, he is completely bewildered. He asks God, "God, why didn't you save me?"
And God says, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter."
that reminds me of a joke :
During a particularly wet winter, flood waters rise so high in one town that the national guard evacuates all the residents. One man stays behind, however, and when the water is waist-high, two national guardsmen in a boat motor past his house, checking for people left behind.
"We're evacuating the town because of the flood! Jump in the boat and we'll carry you to safety!"
But the man says, "No, don't bother; I've led a pious life, and the Lord will save me."
The men in the boat shrug their shoulders and motor away. Later, when the water level has driven the man onto his roof, another boat appears.
"Haven't you heard the town has been evacuated? Come on, we'll save you!"
But the man sends them away again, saying "No, no, the Lord will save me!"
The water level keeps rising until the man is standing on his chimney and barely keeping his head above water, and a helicopter, doing a final check, appears overhead. It drops a rope, and the loudspeaker says, "Grab the rope and we'll bring you to safety!"
But the man waves the helicopter away, once again saying, "No, the Lord will save me!"
But the water level keeps rising, and he drowns.
When he gets to heaven, he is completely bewildered. He asks God, "God, why didn't you save me?"
And God says, "Well, I sent you two boats and a helicopter."
She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.
ok... is that what you call a "baptism by fire"?
This is definitely wacked.
In an interview this week with Minnesota Democrat Keith Ellison, who was just elected as America's first-ever Muslim member of Congress, Headline News' Glenn Beck actually asked the following question:
"OK. No offense, and I know Muslims. I like Muslims. I've been to mosques. I really don't believe that Islam is a religion of evil. I -- you know, I think it's being hijacked, quite frankly. With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, 'Let's cut and run.' And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.' And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way."
"OK. No offense, and I know Muslims. I like Muslims. I've been to mosques. I really don't believe that Islam is a religion of evil. I -- you know, I think it's being hijacked, quite frankly. With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, 'Let's cut and run.' And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, 'Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies.' And I know you're not. I'm not accusing you of being an enemy, but that's the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way."
But the funniest part is that the interview was on CNN.
Python Retrieved from American Tank - Plumber saw head peeking out of the toilet
Urrrgh!
Urrrgh!
It's good that the phyton did not peek out of the toilet when the lady was taking a dump.
OK. To give the background. Tara Conner wone Miss USA and then proceeded to embark on a alcohol and drug binge up to the point that Donald Trump had to consider "firing" her.. He decided to give her a second chance and in a tearful press conference she promised to be good and actually fulfil her "desire to travel, and help those less fortunate than herself", or whatever bollocks these brainless bimbos promise during beauty pagents... Well, Rosie O'Donnell was not too happy about Trump's compassion and she had some fiery words for Donald Trump on The View Wednesday morning, calling him a "snake-oil salesman" following his announcement. She also said the following about Mr Trump -
Trump, on the possible lawsuit -
The battle began on Wednesday's show, when a peeved O'Donnell said: "(He) left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."
So... Mr Trump fired back HERETrump, on the possible lawsuit -
Taking money out of her big, fat ass is something that would be pretty easy to do...
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