Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorce

Paul McCartney and Heather mills are to sepperate..

Part of the Pre-nup agreement says that She gets to keep the Plane he bought her for christmas 2 years ago!

She was going to take him to court but has been advised against it as she would not have a leg to stand on

Does she have a ticket to ride that plane, SM?

I can see the headline now.

Yesterday, McCartney tells Mills to "hop it".

Well she asked her lawyers how much it would cost in legal fees to get half of his fortune. He said it would cost an arm and a leg. She asked him what she could get for half price...

She would have kicked him out ages ago but ...

I heard her middle name is Eileen.

Just shows it's difficult to live with a leg end

So she's disabled, so what? How hilarious to have a wooden leg/wooden legs. No, really.

And in China it's Irene.

Bet she goes out with her mates tonight and gets legless.

Get over it!

Lesson to men: Never marrry a woman with a bigger wood-on than yourself.

It could be worse, she could be an ex-insect.

He should have broke it off ages ago.

Who's going to foot the bill for the lawyers ?

Bet Paul has to stump it up.

Best one yet!

Dunno why she campaigns against landmines, she's only half as much at risk as everyone else.

Footloose and fancy-free!

Quite Ironic as she lost it in a motorcycle accident.

Ho hum.

Really? I'd assumed it was a landmine on the Fulham Road.

It's his own fault, he went out on a limb marrying somebody with that age difference.

Call me cynical, but it's timely that the seperation occurs after the birth of their baby... more money for Mrs.MC?

What's got three legs and used to live on a farm?

Maybe he's just pulling her leg about the split and she hasn't twigged yet.

Go on Jimbo, give us the rest...

That reminds me, when is the next Talk like a Pirate Day?

I heard when she puts her foot down she runs circles around him.

Ask Kimberley Stewart. She used to know...

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.

What do you call a dog with wings?

Linda?

What do you call a Dog with 5 Dicks?

Happy?

Nope..

Take That and Lulu!

???

I bet she's kicked herself about the rest of the prenuptial agreement though.

I'm ashamed to admit that most of the comments here have made me laugh. On the other hand, I think the woman deserves a tiny bit of respect for the whole landmine cause. I mean, look at the poor little guys she's trying to help out. Peg legs are just not very funny sometimes.

And ask yourself if that little chap is going to get anything like the high-tech, near perfect looking prosthetic that darling Heather wears...

Probably not. That selfish bitch with her fancy peg leg.

Of course not, but you can't blame Heather for that. Nor do I feel it would be fair to accuse her of hypocrisy (not that you have, but just before anybody does).

I think he'll be happy with anything that helps him move around and go to school or just survive. Heather isn't going to do much good at fundraising turning up at a meeting with half an oak tree hanging of her leg.

Paul is very happy that he gets to keep half her shoes though.

It seems it was adultery - the other man's not been named but the papers have released a picture

When Scogs and I played pool with MC's roadies three years ago they referred to her as "the peg-legged money grabber".

You wood not be name dropping Sarabyrd

Looks like the shoe is on the other foot now.

Pull your socks up girl!!!

Edit: been done!

I'm not sure, that prenuptial agreement looks very comprehensive. She may have to toe the line.