Definitions game

curvaceous - a winding road

cramped

cramped- what woman do when buying shoes

further

further: animal skin not here

purpose

Purpose - a tortoise that purrs after sex.
Alcopop

Alcopop - cocopops served with alcohol instead of milk

airbag

False breasts after the implants have been removed.
Butty

butty I eat with jammy and bready (sorry, aftermath of the Scavenger Hunt and The Sound of Music)
butty: cute behind

logic

logic: the condition of a soldier who has lost his legs

inquisitive

inquisitive - person playing on a tv quiz show.

therapy

Therapy - A bar for serial rapists.

bunkum

bunkum - a roman dormitory

garage

garage - elemental anger

filibuster

Filibuster - Instant Boob or Bra Enlarger

Codswallop

Codswallop To have a fish slapped around your head

Audio

Audio - the part of the liturgy where the congregation listens to God

massive

massive - thing used in church to filter out all the bad sins

solidified

Solidified - to be content with one's erection.

fuddyduddy

fuddyduddy - small childs ( he has got a cold ) funny daddy !!

district

District - The double opposite of being precise.

Guinless

Guinless: not in pesession of a cool Guiness

throttle

throttle - to choke someone during a battle

anaconda

Anaconda - Cream prescribed for people suffering from anal condlyloma

rat-arsed

rat-arsed: up the bum from a rodent

polyfiller

polyfiller - A light cream-yellow subtance used to fill small holes - especially Polly's.

cushdy

cushdy: what you sound like after too much sherry trifle

pragmatic

pragmatic

A Czech vibrator.

Bollocks

what is on the menu after a bull fight

turpentine

turpentine - a winding road in Turkey

colossal

colossal - a room full of colons

pashmina

Pashmina - A posh collier in Wales

Enigmatic

enigmatic - noise of keystroke from the famous WWII machine captured by the brits !!

visability

visability: skill you need if planning to work in an embassy

redemption

redemption - getting wet egein

gastropod

gastropod - iPod for people with gastritis

Kaiboshed

Kaiboshed - Gardenbiulding for Kaibo ( African immigrant )

controlled

controlled - when you shag two or more pussies at the same time.

occified

occified: what happened to Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill vol. II

pangalactic

Pan Galactic - An alcoholic drink formed by the fermentation of sugars that has an intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms as mentioned in the The "Hickhiker's" Guide to the Galaxy . It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Offlicense

offlicence - gift for sensing when someone is telling a small lie !!

cubscout

@Didsbury´s Daftest: That´s the real definition, I was hoping for something different!

cubscout: young bear on bob-a-job week

disregarding

disregarding - explaining a Munich suburb to a foreigner.

toilet

Toilet - Plaything to rent

Defecation

defecation: removing dogshit from the pavement

implication

implication: applying your tongue to a small devil

publication

publication - the process of licking anyone and anything in pubs.

flashharry

flashharry: Harry in the park with his mac

hibiscus

hibiscus - a Scottish couscous

plenitude

plentitude - opposite of beautifulness
EDIT after being yelled at: plenitude, ttoo many ttttts tthere

sequential

Hey, you changed my word.

sequential: obsessed with sequins

oblong