Definitions game

employee: shit receptacle

boss

boss - telling other people to do your work

fester

fester: activity between the toes on a hot day

prevaricate

Prevaricate: Collective noun for the output of spin-doctors; a prevaricate of press releases for example.

Flatulance

Flatulance - flat weapon of war

yoghurt

Headline when Yogi Bear stepped in a bear trap

Constable

Sorry had to do this one myself

Female police officer needing shave in nether regions

Ardvark

Aardvark - a viking with an erection

elusive

elusive - a german toilet

cashpoint

cashpoint - waving cash around you, when you don't want to feel lonley any more

Bilingually

Bilingually: 2 Chinese-Australian people

metronome

metronome - people employed by wal-mart, that do not wish to continue in their job working for the metro group...

contribute

contribute: dedication to the memory of late criminals

blasphemy

bilingually: oral stimulation of the clitoris by two tongues at the same time

Damn. Way too late for the boat there!

Ignore!

blasphemy - bored Frenchwoman

distinguished

distinguished - fire put out from a safe distance

crankshaft

crankshaft: (Ger.) smth. that makes you ill

lobster

lobster - a tennis player who specializes in overhead returns

discerne

discerne: the one containing the right ashes

disapprove

too late for the definition, but still wondering why that "discerne" (sic) had a final "e"...

disapprove - recommendation from the late Princess

physiotherapy

my bad, should have been discerned

I thought the extra "e" might be American spelling!

physiotherapy - no pain, no gain!

beheaded

beheaded - having received a blowjob

succulent

P.S. How often has the definition been blowjob? Anyone have time to look it up?

succulent - definition for a good blowjob

preproduction

preproduction: preparing to have a child

flamingo

flamingo - going up in flames

yodel

yodel - American greeting mr Trotter

concussion

yodel - a common nyc italian term for indicating that one finds a woman hot and delicious. to be accurately used only by construction workers, pronounced yo-del! and immediatley followed by "how you doing?"

commissioner

bah beaten again by Lassie. hurts so good.

comissioner: someone of limited sexual experimentation

depleated

If you mean depleted - traditional Scottish costume after the pins are removed
We must all stop wasting vowels, look what happened to the Czech language!

generous

generous: able to multiply constantly

foul-mouthed

foul-mouthed: ability to speak avian

dapple

dapple: new fruit variety, cross between an apple and a date.

confusion

confusion: prison riot

contusion

contusion: two prison riots

plebiscite

plebiscite - seats for the commoners

decompose

plebiscite... TTs answer to Google

Plonker

Decompose.. To unwrite music

Plonker!

Plonker: Polish horse chestnut

essential

essential: in need of oiling

consequential

consequential: pretending to be Fibonacci for financial gain

authority

authority: the birthright to become a writer

subjection

subjection: erectile dysfunction

persiflage

The soap-powder one washes ones national colours in.

oxymoron

ointment for stupid people with zits

lightspeed

lightspeed - a recreational drug that burns a lot of calories

extenuating

extenuating - when there is only nine left of a group of ten...

recycling