Definitions game

insipid: passport found in coffee cup

precocious

precocious - status of a legal entity before it is entered in the commercial register

blunt

A soft object that can`t sing.

Daffodil

Daffodil - A native Welsh/Irish herb

makeweight

makeweight - WTF??

invention

invention - an appliance that turns the wind direction around

finance

finance: ants in tuxedos and bow-ties

immaculate

immaculate - excess hair removing device

solitary

solitary - a one man army

gumption

gumption: well-fitted dentures

awry

gumption - the elastication of kaugummi in high temperatures

licentious

licentious - of, or relating to nits

gravel

EDIT - sorry, page change meant i only saw hams' reply

Sorry, the sequence doesn't work because hams was too late replying...

That is true. Back up to Kay's...

awry

awry - bread that you eat with abuttal

beam

beam - interplanetary transporter device operated by Scotsmen eg. 'beam me up Scottie'

gravel

gravel - a new french letter (l with an accent)

appendices

appendices - twins with identical abdominal scars

musical

appendices - primates playing 'snake eyes'

jealousy

Edit; beaten to it

musical: low-fat muse

sparse

jealousy - a frenchman with lice

inventory

sparse - an extra backside

congeal

inventory - the formulation of 'conservative' policies

congeal

congeal - abb. for conger eel

parsimonious

parsimonious - ripe for the picking

claptrap

claptrap - a diseased prostitute

amortisation

amortisation - state of a german individual after he/she has been relocated to a new area

nimrod

nimrod - Leonard's member

plush

plush: a sibilant addition

bracelet

bracelet - rental package comprising recycled orthodontics

callous

Don't callous, we'll callou.
*sniggersniggersnigger*

recorder

recorder - (not yet invented) a shoe which can retie its laces before you realise they are undone

collection

collection - the passage between two bible readings

Tinfoil (for DB and TBFB)

Tinfoil - A material used to make hats, so aliens can't read our thoughts.

Banana Hammock

Tinfoil: to ruin the plans of a can of beans

petrified

damn beaten again!

Petrified - The act of watching someone play the guitar and singing about their beloved animal

and to JOB: Banana Hammock - The act of aforementioned fruit degrading their meat-based counterparts

Balloon

balloon - a crazy football

corner

corner: Bavarian word for nobody

conspicuous

conspicuous: what a beginner english speaker may say to an italian whom he suspects of fraud

underwater

underwater: drowning in pee

sabotage

sabotage - used French clogs

minstrel

Minstrel - A lost guitarist

Espionage

Espionage - lifetime slave labour under Spanish colonial rule

macabre

macabre - a Scottish magical word

novation

novation: a non-standing ovation

apologetic

novation - muted audience reaction

asinine

sorry UN

apologetic - allergic to ponies with posh riders swinging flexible clubs

asinine

EDIT: This was my post number 2000! Here's some cake for you all.

asinine - a nearly perfect bum

Transferor

transferor - someone who likes dressing up as a ferret

blustery

Thanks for the cake.
(So Misc. chat posts count after all?)