Definitions game

inclement: the feeling you get when your fountain pen is about to run out

implosion

implosion: hair conditioner for cheeky monkies

desiccated

desiccated: having had vomit removed

lugubrious

lugubrious: adjective to describe someone who is highly skilled at spitting loogies.

probabilistic

probabilistic: in favour of missiles

incineration

incineration - generation of fervent cinema-goers

bucket

bucket- female version of a bucking brono

beverage

ps- beat you Uncle Nick!

beverage - The short for telling someone to just be average.

complicated

complicated: a compere with lice

sterilised

sterilised - directed TT England football threads without Schotte's input

misguided

misguided - married couple that is dictated by the missus !!

forensic

forensic: throwing up in the woods

devilish

devilish - a kind of devil

bagpuss

bagpuss: children's television series

ginger

ginger: a gin drinking German

bewildered

bewildered: ordered to loosen up

tango

tango: a carbonated soft drink

Google

Google: make silly noises in front of a baby

excited

@RB-Tee: try and be a little more inventive e.g. "tango: what happens at the end of the holidays when your skin goes pale"

excited - when a city has its rights taken away - now only a town.

commonwealth

@UN

I don't think we should impose our own associations and thought processes on others. But if you insist, then perhaps you could make your own definitions a bit snappier, e.g. "tango": post-holiday paleness.

@Verbatim: I was just pointing out the aim of the game i.e. not to give the obvious/normal definition of a word!

Since when has tango been a carbonated drink?

Tango has been a drink for at least 30 years!

commonwealth: nouveau riche

exasperating

exasperating; Uncle Nick

joke

joke - yoke of a hard-boiled egg

dispensible

dispensible - edible writing implement

befuddled

BEEP! befuddled has already been used post #247

OOPS, sorry

incarcerated ?

incarcerated: a sharp knife in an automobile

purloined

purloined - to recieve a bj from a cat

transaction

transaction = having sex with a cross-dresser.

hyperbole

hyperbole - mega dump

wilderness

hyperbole - an exciteable piece of crockery

telephonist

purloined - man with a small willy

dilettante

Edit : oops obviously slow on the keys today

wilderness- a new and improved creature fiercer than the original Loch monster

telephonist - person with a loud voice

dilettante - calling up your French auntie

counterweight

counterweight - speaking scales

filibuster

filibuster - horse breaker specializing in female horses

trend

trend - weepy movie finale

consistent

consistent - Misleading female family members while camping

glue

glue - unfinished eskimo dwelling

partake

partake - conversation at the doctors: It hurts here !!

thermometer

thermometer - an insulated yard

outlandish

outlandish - Dish for recieving Network signals from outer space

confused

BEEP...Repitition...BEEP
Are you obsessed with this word?
You used it before on Post #401...!

confused - the difference between post 401 and 492

conflagration

conflagration - ration of england flags handed out to prisoners during the world cup

flamboyant

conflagration - the numeric relationship between prisoners and the Stars and Stripes in the US

puritan

conflagration - southern us prisoner food

sanguine

I did get on with it, but if someone else had used it okay, but if you can't remember what you yourself have already used...duh!

I hope I haven't used Conflagration before, cos then I will look like a complete ass!