Definitions game

elucidate - he got what he wanted then ... *lol* ( a lucky date, got his trousers down... )

thermometer

thermometer: a warm metric version of the yardstick

pacify

pacify - Isaac Asimov's dad

avarice

avarice: or avapotato

uncouth

uncouth - someone that still has a foreskin

circumstances

An opinion or belief concerning the act of circumcision

Plato

plato win

preparation

preparation - The ability to predict a decent round of golf before starting on hole 1.

herpes.

herpes - PES in disguise (no offence meant, PES)

showdown

showdown - pubic hair museum

navigation

showdown: indicate the way to reach the lower floors

ambiguous

shit: beaten!

navigation: Village People on board

compromising

compromising - group engagement party

slimy

slimy - I am a devious English snake

ballistic

Ballistic... German football smear campaign

Testicle

testicle - a small examination in two parts

bulbous

bulbous - public transport for the cow's husband

devotion

Devotion... An un-dieing love for Topsy.

ejaculate

ejaculate - yorkshire for " eh jack, you're late !!"

Muslim

Muslim - a thin cow

grate

grate - a wonderful hole in the ground

plasticene

plasticene - a place on the body where a plaster has been illigally removed.

arachnaphobia

arachnaphobia - fear of falling asleep after imbibing Jordanian beverage.

definition

duh - please ex plain ...

Don't see why I should... lazy - but:

Arak - Called by the Arabs of the Middle East, ‘the milk of lions’, arak, also known as arack and arraki, is the national alcoholic drink of Jordan, Lebanon and Syria.

Nap - Short sleep

Phobia - fear of.

Carry on.

good one Rizzo !!!

definition - charged particle that cannot hear

similitude

similitude - extremely large number of almost identical items

perambulator

perambulator - an eco-friendly ambulance for cats

metaphor

metaphor - magician trick, when you suddenly turn yourself into a handful of P-powder and start blattering

enzyme

enzyme - the lasht schecond of being pished

mitigation

mitigation - providing everyone with gloves at the baseball game

referral

edit

(due to my own stupidity and not working out how the rules work - sorry)

referral - the process of growing back poodle hair

Specimine

Specimine - an underground specimen

cloak

cloak - a leaking german toilet

disintegrate

disintegrate - not understanding higher mathematics

inspiration

Inspiration... Next weeks sweat.

Thrimblybob

Thrimblybob - that thing that you stick between the thrachet and the stigsgrott in order to receive satellite TV

lattice

Lattice... Posh Salad.

Polyester

polyester - plastic parrot (alternative: multiply cloned biblical heroine)

iridescent

iridescent - uncomfortable feeling in stomach while abseiling or travelling in a fast lift

expunge

expunge: an old sponge

pinnacle

pinnacle - stab to death with a needle

institutionalise

institutionalise - forged annual company reports

lemon

lemon: it´s Lem´s turn at batting

pomegranate

pomegranate - A stiff Englishman

radiation

radiation: abr. radio station

ecological

ecological - the maze in "The Name of the Rose"

station

station - abbr. standing ovation

geranium

geranium - a skull full of flowers

inclement