Definitions game

amoeba - what christian fundamentalists think the devil put here to lead people down the evil path of evolution

cromulent

cromulent - refusal to give up even one crumb for lent

nascent

nascent - fledgling NASA scientist

splendid

spendid - empty Spenda packs all over the floor.

philanderer

philanderer - bemoaning yet ein anderer fill up at the gas station with my SUV

orthogonal

orthogonal - a surgical specialist in testicular reconstruction

misanthrope

misanthrope - missing a step in the double dutch

nucleotide

nucleottide - now available with plutonium cleaning power!

oxymoron

oxymoron - dimwit who abuses prescription pain killers

hybridization

hybridization - woman on her wedding day smokes a joint in the boxwoods with the bridesmaids and and reemerges to decapitate the ice sculpture and present the head to the new mother-in-law.

cornucopia

cornucopia - how to handle someone who insists on telling you Knock-Knock jokes

plethora

plethora - playground reanctment of the battle of pearl harbor.

estuary

estuary - place where people who abstain stay

Erinaceous

Erinaceous - To be Burnett-like in one's bodeaceous business television beauty.

communard

Communard - Absolute municipal self-government of skinheads

Pulveratricious

pulveratricious - denglish-brand name for a new german powdered dietary supplement

xenophobic

xenophobic - allergic to mighty trombones

besmirched

Void - Crusoe beat me to it!

beschmired - to be stumped in an English word game by a word that's so close to the original german as to make the head swim.

bedraggled

bedraggled - state of being a fan of Tracey Emin

mirrored

mirrrored - a person with ears shaped not unlike a certain Russian satellite

trumbuculent

The exhilarated state of being present immediately prior to a short burst of bucklepping.

xanax

Xanax - early prototype planet designed by Magratheans but ultimately scrapped

twist

twist - one who is chubby and likes to play checkers

dessicate

desiccate - to cure

flop

flop - having only one thong sandal.

Ingrate

ingrate - proper placement of parmigiano-reggiano on pasta

minuscule

miniscule - the level of customer service in germany

chiaroscuro

[hey now... that's Italian! ]

chiaroscuro - the effect of the sun's rays on the skin when one actually covers their 'privates'

cacophony

cacophony - fake chocolate

vision

cacophony - not the real shit

spaghetti

edit: sorry, not quick enough!

vision - a molecule you can see

spaghetti - walled enclosures for massage lovers

compulsory

compulsory - a complex associated with feelings of shame induced by throbbing sensations in the body

euphonium

euphonium - order to a co-worker or subordinate, e.g. "I don't want to speak to that bozo, euphonium".

molestation

molestation - Mexican sauce shop

philosopher

philosopher - couch potato's recovery group

Anonymous

Anonymous - a silly rodent from elizabethan times.

Halibut

halibut - an amazing rear end

flounder

flounder - Australian flounce

tile

Tile - a tributary of the river Nile

Hopscotch

Hopscotch - Drink Driving Test administered by cops in the US.

Shenanigans

Shenanigans - a confirmed female "looker after" of children goes out in Newcastle Upon Tyne (tortuous one I know, but someone had to do this one!!).

Festooned.

Festooned - the ancient traditional Woofwoogian punishment of being trussed with bay leaves, rolled in pigeon oil and pelted with a cup-a-soup of tinkers grave-gravel.

Renascent.

Renascent - the mating aroma given off by lovers of the Renaissance period.

Genuflection.

Genuflection - looking in the mirror and realizing that, without the Mohawk, you look more like your parents than you had hoped.

maelstrom

Maelstrom - One of the brothers in the 'pop' band Sparks, playing chords on a guitar.

Collusion.

Collusion - crash faked for the insurance.

Sheister

shyster - seller of snake oil as a cure for bashfulness

porridge

porridge - Portuguese food cooling device

caviar

caviar - an automobile full of birds

migrate