Definitions game

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micturation - combinashun ov inngreediants

bassoon

bassoon - low choir part in a pub

sensuality -

sensuality - the intense feelings of attachment to your old training shoes.

Edit: OK I admit I originally had spindle in this post too - then I notice I put it twice before and on the same page - I appear to have the attention span of a goldfish.

expansion

expansion - result of not using training shoes (old or new)

hijack

hijack - to raise a car in order to change the tires; opposite: lowjack

crunch

Crunch - sound made when stamping on a beggar's hand.

Naff

Naff - Sufficient to meet a need or satisfy a desire; adequate

Chuffed

Chuffed: Stuffed with a lisp

subordinate

Subordinate - a priest on a U-boat.

Bilious -

bilious - sick feeling you get when your post is full of Final Demands

enervating

enervating - da ting dat make ya nervous

slippage

slippage - the underage servant who carries the train of the queen's undergarment

abstemious

abstemious - avoiding exercising those critical bits of the body

melting

melting - jamaican nickname for a mans penis.

spindle ... kidding, kidding!

instantiation

Instantiation - making coffee from freeze-dried powder

organza

New to this so feel free to shout me down if I've done it wrong!

organza - an elaborate and spectacular display of sexual climax

ingratiating

ingratiating - acting like an annoying ingrate

pumpernickel

pumpernickel - budget bicycle repair man

beading

Beading - the making of decoration using black and yellow striped flying insects.

Lackadaisical.

Lackdaisical - Being married in a church without a dais.

Alimony

Alimony - Arabic currency

tooth

Tooth - Many 1+1s for people with lisps (sorry people with lisps...)

Obstreperous

Obstreperous - A really really sore throat.

Conspiracy

conspiracy - the Captain Blood Cooperative Association

nerd

nerd - Sarkosi without his super model wife.

chump

chump - a clumsy primate

tension

chump - having sex with a friend. bugger too slow...

tension - avoid camping out.

coagulate

...new too, (and too slow) so shoot me if this sucks.

Chump - having an unusually large chip on the shoulder.

coagulate - occasions of tardiness taken in the aggregate

abominable

abominable - a country easily bombed (see Pres Bush for list)

particulate

particulate - father suffering from partial Paraphasia.

rampant

rampant - formicular campaigner for more wheelchair access

nodule

Nodule - An small movement of the head to indicate a positive.

Mastication

mastication - chewing putty

next

next - computer company founded by Steve Jobs (of Apple fame)

flocculent

flocculent - posh sheep meetup

toe

toe - a surprising tie

cake

cake - great American rock group

photosynthesis

Photosynthesis - Pictures taken by camera and included in a document that presents the author's research and findings.

Limerance

limerance - passionate attraction to citrus fruits

printer

Printer - the act of making a hard copy of photo of wife/girlfriend/otherhalf

Epiglottis

epiglottis - the crust upon the uncirc'd phallus

onomatopoeia

onomatopoeia - who forgot to let the cat out?

unctuous

unctuous - sleazy male relative

sport

sport - A DIN measurment standard for chocolate.

rabelasian

rabelasian - 1. a person of Asian decent who plays the rabel instrument, predecessor to the Spanish guitar

2. if you hear dueling banjos, hike faster

macabre

macabre - tha thing I do toss around of a Sunday

scrumtrulescent

scrumtrulescent - the true smell of a rugby team (ha! I can get addicted to this damn thread!)

sequoia

sequoia - shakira and taniqua's sister.

recalcitrant

recalcitrant - one who is allowed readmittance/ reentrance into Cal, after being thrown out for failing grades

amoeba