Definitions game

crumbl(e)y also Krumbly- (1) dried semen stains (as in "is that crumbly on your trousers?")

(2) resident of Krumbach, Schwaben, Germany

Yule

Yule - (obs.) Yul Brynner's Christmas party

cracker

Cracker: The Croation unit of currency

Fairy

Fairy - the smell of elfin farts

celebrate

Celebrate: Panto fee for Les Dennis

Gibletts

giblets - substandard rentals

stocking

Stocking - an assault perpetrated by an ambulantantly-challenged German granny aggrieved at not being offered a seat on the S-Bahn.

eggnog

eggnog - transgender conception

nintendo

nintendo: party for the under 20's

besmirch

besmirch - throwing mud at apis andreniformis

underpass

underpass - technique (used by my niece) of secretly feeding the dog beneath the table.

scrabble -

scrabble - plebs from the Seychelles

carillon

carillon - a leased vehicle?

obtuse

obtuse - bulletin board short-hand for an obligatory or expected farewell

medication

medication - chemically enhanced meditation

rubber

rubber - perpetrator of street crime who only works under inclement conditions and wears protective clothing

absolution

absolution: vodka-fuelled forgiveness

crimson

crimson: male child with a police record?

christmas

Christmas - Spanish for more Catholic than the Pope

mute

past tence of moo ( what cows do)

dynamic

dynamic - having an unusually long and hard to pronounce name

blustery

blustery - wearing a shiny shirt

straw

straw - weapon favoured by ninja camels.
straw - patron saint of uncooked food.
straw - person hired to move the spoon in your cup.

cornet

cornet - had a barbequed ear of maize

dunk

P.S. One definition is quite enough. The patron saint made me giggle outloud.

dunk - an alcoholic suffering from dyslexia

excellence

excellence - a magnifying glass to see the cells in a spreadsheet

clarification

clarification - mechanism whereby all girls fashion shops begin to look the same.


Got a bit carried away - anyway my new word is:

sprinkle

sprinkle - a teenage homosexual

collective

Damnit, beat me to it!

Collective: a bunch of people who reek with self-importance and in-groupiness.

New word: tartuffe

tartuffe - Icelandic prostitute

varicose

varicose - variable comfort settings

perspicacious

perspicacious - roomy and made of plastic.

And since my hayfever has kicked in today with a vengeance...

Snotty

snotty - (adj.) used to describe an uppity sailor's knot

blunder

blunder - clumsy thunder

fetch

blunder - bad food mixer.

EDIT: Mutter mutter you wait all day for a bus...

fetch - What londoners put on their rooves in olden times.

Mandolin

Mandolin - Chinese violin

clip

clip - short round of applause

sincere

sincere - the reaction of my brain after learning trigonometry for the first time. SOHCAHTOA?

(well noone seemed to be answering - hope its not a dreadful faux pas to answer your own after a 2 day wait for everyone else).

germinate

It is, but you're forgiven.

germinate - end one's stay in Deutschland

beard

beard - whiskered drunkenness

truckle

truckle - the past tense of trickle

-- lactate

Lactate - to secrete milk

Discombobulate

You are sooo bewildering and emotionally confusing!!!
what about...serendipity?

Buzzzzzzzzzzz, discombobulate has already been used once and serendipity three times.

lactate - missing the comedian Katherine

grinder

grinder - opposite of reminder

pornocracy

pornocracy : the democratic election of a brothel's new madam

supercilious

a very strong vagina

foreskin

foreskin - prosthetic for golfers.

phallus

phallus - multipurpose acid tester

monaural