Definitions game

Escutcheon- Yeees first door on the right one crucifix each ,next please

ensorcelled (3000 replies ! wow)

ensorcelled - drunk on rum

plank

plank - *very* simple floating organism; c.f. plankton - simple floating organism

matelot

matelot - aye, it be a sailor's destiny

galley

galley - irritating cuisine

oyster

(Arrr, twas a fine effort, me hearties!)

oyster - person who shouts a lot to get your attention

paper

Paper=Day labourer who is provided with cash on a day to day basis.

Absorb

absorb - a magical device which can be used to improve muscle definition

cactus

cactus - barbed expletive used by a dyslexic cat

disseminate

disseminate - gender of a putdown

conjugation

conjugation - a collection of beer mugs

spasm

spasm - laughter induced by eating too much processed meat

pergola

pergola - Italian mouthwash

cling

Cling - spinster daughter of Ming The Merciless

phantasmagorical

Phantasmagorical – Disney World Daily Blatt

entasis

entasis - German duck reserve

cough

cough - flounce made from briars

pronunciamento

pronunciamento - direction diven to opera singers everywhere

cocky

Cocky - What you feel if you have a hole in your pockety

Trophy

trophy - too many French awards

perspicacious

perspicacious - cold sweat caused by news of Spice Girls reunion tour

compliance

Compliance: legalized dishonesty

canoe

canoe - cannot

antidisestablishmentarianism

antidisestablishmentarianism - rare circulatory illness brought on by too frequent visits to doctors and Apothekers (rarely diagnosed outside Germany)

lurid

lurid - disposing of a used toilet seat

cohesive

cohesive - seeking male companionship

plantation

plantation - what slugs do

elastic

elastic - substance that allowed Rihanna to stay at number one for so long (don't know how to do the fancy link thing, but I'm sure there probably was one!)

suggestion

suggestion - the digestion of that bloke from Madness.

rhizome

rhizome- toothpaste gangsta rapper's grills

haphazard

Haphazard - Invisible holes in and around amusement parks that swallow naughty kids

Spandex

Spandex - a term coined by Google boffins in a patent application ("The Google spandexing mechanism spans vertical indexes across the data warehouse farm").

otiose

otiose - Sweep's dyslexic friend

grandiose

grandiose - a huge sugar molecule

natterjack

natterjack - Jill's talkative brother

tangerine

tangerine - a slow tango

octopus

Octopus - the eighth work by a composer.

Spifflicate

spifflicate- the need to clean multiple copies of the same thing

surreptitious

surreptitious - having a secret desire to be a snake.

tegestology

tegestology-the study of being carried in the womb by a sheep in its second year

alexithymia

alexithymia - erudite promulgation for "fuck you"

syzygy

syzygy - so much that it hurts my shirt

pusillanimous

pusillanimous - The German abbreviation for platypus

knutsamuch -

Knutsamuch - abbreviated form of Berlin Zoo's new motto: "Knut's a much-grown cub now, come in and see for yourself."

reindeer

reindeer - Assertion of a correct opinion (Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!)

knit

knit - a former knight who has lost his status following an act of extreme foolishness

decoration

decoration - heart removal

embellishment

embellishment - estab's better (and better-looking) half

spider

You like that one, don't you?

magnanimous - a huge Grandma reindeer

crumbley