Definitions game

Nonchalance - Not worried whether skiing accommodation is available (sorry, not very good but best I could come up with!)

Testimonial

Testimonial questions put to the boy about slimy fish

Anonymous

anonymous - shy rodent

seraph

seraph -giraffe with fins

placatingly

placatingly - that itchy teeth feeling that tells you it's time to visit the dental hygienist.

hustings

hustings - barbed words from the Chinese chairman

elevation

placatingly - how to deal with an angry German waving a banner

(edit - too slow!)

elevation - result of genetic experiment with giraffe & elephant DNA

calendar!

calendar - West Coast mortgage bank

comb

comb - sperm explosion

flapjack

Comb-"Com' B . a large estate car commonly found in German speaking countries

edit to slow

Flapjack-- a bavarian tradition the hunting of the flaps

probabilistically

Probabilistically - taking notes in an uncertain or random way

Inter

Inter - South African's response to a knock on the door

Fickle

Fickle _cutaneous sensation often resulting from sexual intercourse

kleptomaniac

kleptomaniac - the definitive annual publication containing data and statistics pertaining to the field of compulsive stealing

roundabout

Roundabout - Scottish ‘slang’ the act of propelling a floating vessel by means of oars

thysanopteron

thysanopteron - a high-tech device for the remote viewing of the finest private art collection in madrid

dendrite

Dendrite - Blackpool ‘Colloquial’ The so called last go on the pony before the beach closes

crabbedness

crabbedness - ridden with STDs

aspartame

apatame- low-calorie sugar substitute example: soft drinks, table sweeteners

Panacea

Panacea -- sickly feeling that inflicts only fathers

rynchopidae

rynchopidae - a bathroom unit, popular in the seventies but rarely seen now. Specially designed for washing one's rynchop.

parallelogram

parallelogram ---18 century method of sending messages over two separate telephone lines increasing the probability that one or both would arrive at the given destination

pyxidanthera

pyxidanthera - the pratice of continually using biological classifications as the new word in an online definitions game

caribou

Caribou - Portable sound device for expressing displeasure

Twinkle

Twinkle - the relationship to you of one of your parents' genetically-identical brothers

aggregate

aggregate - a group of loud people who all share the same opinion

parcel

Parcel - The smallest structural unit of a professional golfer that is capable of independent functioning

Ubiquitous

Ubiquitous - What you be after the smoking ban

Triangle

Triangle - attempt to fish

publisher

publisher - the person who sits in the corner of a bar slurring his words so much nobody can understand him

escape

escape - it's Superman's, don't touch it

malevolent

malevolent - *really bad* party food

trocadero

(er- is 'trocadero' actually a valid word ?)

It's not in Merriam-Webster, but let's see what the cunning linguists make of it.

Trocadero-- A fictitious word used in the famouse spannish folk song trocadero

“trocadero... trocadera.. trocadero...troca ha ha ha ha ha ha�

Powhatan

Powhatan - former name of Manhattan

secondment

Secondment - the layer directly above the fundament.

Refrigerator

refrigerator - old pirate ballad

shiver

shiver - pirate with a nervous twitch

timbers

timbers - the glowing remnants of a burned mast

scurvy

scurvy - its all round and bendy like

parrot

parrot - wot screeches in me ear

skull

Skull - dialect for it's fine (s'cool)

Galleon

Galleon - nautical unit of capacity

doubloon

doubloon - twice as mad

cutlass

cutlass – Newcastle English Dictionary “ pretty Girl�

breechloader

breechloader - pirate playboy

yardarm

yardarm - apprentice to a farm hand

bulkhead

bulkhead - a really bad hangover

avast!

avast! (excl.) - What bountiful loot lies amassed! Arrr, three thousand doubloons, it be writ!

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