Definitions game

culprit - French butt glue

Martini

Martini - dwarf Irish men or Irish man dwarves or male dwarf Irish, take yo pick

Declammer

declammer: [(n.), neologism, origin unknown]: shellfish-removal device

gruesome

gruesome - (archaic) offhand explanation for cultivating illegal herbiage on English privateers in the 18th Century.

Usage: "Aye Capn, I were to load the 4 inch but me and the barrel boy were enjoying too much gruesome to give a damn. Sir."

defenestration

defenestration - (painful) The part that falls off when you get your wiggles caught in the window sill.

vermouth

vermouth - that curl that Londoners get in their lip when discourse turns to an unsavoury topic

priapicism

Priapicism - Straining to have a pee

Rotor

Starting gate at a German regatta

Congenital

congenintal - twins joined at the wee-wee

interloper

interloper - a person who runs away with somebody they met in a chat room

dioxide

dioxide - cart drawn by two bovines

heritage

Excessive hair growth on one's penis

pacifier

pacifier - a hot-blooded Californian

parakeet

Parakeet - What an Indian kids' dad uses to play tennis

Fag

fag - a limp flag

contradictory

Contradictory - a scandal in the 1980's where Oliver North spoke before Congress.

Suitable

suitable - furniture in a lawyer's office

hydrangea

hydrangea - what the big ocean was called before continental drift started

pedestrian

Pedestrian - A member of Public Urinators Anonymous

Market

Market - place for buying wooden floor covering

rabbit

Rabbit - Jewish clergy dentures

Dork

dork - member of the school chess club during a power cut

feeble

feeble - a non-justifiable fine

blink

blink - toner for Braille printers

titanium

Titanium - Roman city, renowned for the great beauty of its women

vodka

Vodka - Russian Karma

Sample

sample - big sam

Jacobean

Jacobean - hitting Michael Jackson on the head

versimilitude

verisimilitude - highly effective army camouflage

camel

camel - a very small toffee

ginger

Ginger - A German Redhead

Cudgel

cudgel - glutinous mass to be found in bovine stomachs

battlement

battlement - for keeping your breath fresh in combat

episcopalian

episcopalian - toilet facilities for Mars police force

petition

petition - miniature particle

melon

melon - a mellow lemon

spleen

spleen

spleen

spleen - quick coleen

abject

Hmm, zis is fery interesting. Tell us about your mozzer!

Too much Baudelaire!

abject - a person whose stomach no one is willing to view

lurid

lurid - nasty enticement

Purflew

What the cat did when hit by the car.

No, you didn't read that. Carry on.

purflew - feline superhero

proxy

proxy - pock marked substitute

bowdlerise

(aww, I liked it sara )

Bowdlerise = Having a good clear out, aka taking the kids to the pool

Munger

Munger - that feeling of desperation in the exit phase at the Last Chance Saloon where you'll take anyone home, so long as they have the proper bits in the proper places and you get to pick up a kebab on the way home

Gargantuosity

Gargantuosity - (is that a word? - immense nosiness

Flubber

Flubber = where the belly sticks out past the boobs

Gentrifucks

Gentrifucks - Whorehouse for upperclass old geezers

Nil

nil - healthy

guitar

Guitar - Annoying road surface

Mamba