Definitions game

inspiration - creative team of bell ringers

marmite

sorrow - a sad sparrow

marmite

marmite - something yer maw might eat

loathing

loathing - an object that´s not very high.

chalk

Chalk - The Opposite of Cheese

Gesticulate

Gesticulate - large wooden object used to discourage tardiness

specialism

specialism : a government style where secret services run the country (US and Soviet union in cold war)
spectre

spectre - what you give to Gil A

fluorescent

flourescent - the smell of freshly baked bread

asteroid

asteroid: asterisk-shaped void

clam

clam - round of applause at a sheepdog trial

vocabulary

vocabulary - a group of noisy policemen

stern

stern - performing a stifled sneeze

keydecked

keydecked - when a boat has been at the quayside too long

(fluorescent - horrible smelling flu remedy)

pergola

pergola - a cat from Angola

entity

entity - small German duck

guide

guide- a little girl in a blue uniform

lobster

lobster - practical joker specialising in grenades

upholstery

upholstery - a pistol belt worn around your chest

phlegm

EDIT: Ok, my evil mood from this morning has passed
sophistic

phlegm - when you sneeze and it lands on your knee

sophistic - follow up to Sophie's Choice (when she makes the wrong one)

inflatable

inflatable - furniture for diddly-aye dancing on

gizzard

gizzard - gay cross-dressing witty reptile

navigational

navigational - used to describe a belly button piercing

treatment

treatment - act of handing out sweeties

elfin

elfin - women's German national soccer team

hide

hide- the opposite of seek

netball

netball - online dance

radio

radio - italian special forces mission

procrastinate

Procrastinate - being in favour of bad baked beans

Jury

jury - when a jedi loses their control of the force and becomes angry

trellis

trellis - triplets all called Eleanor

trickery

trickery - kids Hallowe'en coffee, consumed for diuretic qualities as opposed to taste.

Kid A: "Did you drink enough trickery?"
Kid Z: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna be peeing like a witch."
Kid A: "Watch out Mrs. Crawford - it's Stinky Porch Time."
Kid Z: "Too late."
Kid A: "You're disgusting."

Also drunk by magicians when they run out of asparagus and need to mark their territory/smoke/mirrors in a hurry.

Embezzle

embezzle - to wear an ambassador to a frazzle

sanctify

sanctify: the act of placing something in the fridge with your name on it and a note saying "Hands off!"

refurbishment

refurbishment - upgrading your beaky, irritating emototronic friend from 1998 to an all-singing, all-dancing version

anguish

anguish - English desire

clone

clone - an isolated toilet

nib

nib - a threadbare bib

buggy

damn, abit slow..

[del]Clone - Technology we prey doesn't advance while Paris Hilton is alive! [/del]

[del]Retch [/del]

buggy - Windows

furlong

furlong - longhaired mammal

chair

Furlong - The length of time we hope Paris Hilton is jailed

Scrabble

OK Im slow... not playing this game anymore..

chair - outdoor applause

retch - itchy right hand, ear, arse cheek, ankle etc.

scrabble - noise babies make (scream + babble)

jelly

jelly - where kiddies are imprisoned

poverty

An avocado lavatory

Rattan

Rattan - solarium for rodents

cornered

cornered - a geek that wears Gucci

antelope

antelope: come home to get divorced

marvelous

marvelous - spideywang

berylium

beryllium - penalty for unauthorised whole-body exposure in urban environments

warrant