Definitions game

aniseed - what the star of Friends plants in her garden

dreary

dreary - term of endearment for a boring loved one

clink

clink - sound of hospital doors closing

amoeba

clink - (or clinking) the name for the German obsessive compulsive disorder (known locally as "Prosten") where glasses are touched after every sip of beer.

hurdy gurdy -

Ahh, too slow...

hurdy gurdy...German anglicism assigned to the use of painfully constritive belts around beer-filled waists at the Oktoberfest.

narf

narf - sound made by dyslexic Finbarr Saunders

amoeba (again)

Oh, come on, kids.

amoeba - soft, squidgy kind of sheep

rutting

rutting - creating a trench between your favorite watering holes

bench

bench: a type of fish that can be sat on (more substantial than a perch)

insubstantial

Insubstantial - The runt of a colony of 2 million Termites

Hydrolic

Hydrolic - a new breed of cyclist

surreptitious

surreptitious - sitting on top of a lizard

blighted

blighted - poorly lit

sullen

Sullen - The mood in a flock of newly-sheared sheep

Inertia

Inertia: The feeling inside you that keeps you going when u are in a desperate situation

momentum

momentum - sudden flash of queasiness

hygiene

hygiene - cleaning product for Aladdin's lamp

vegetable

vegetable - something inbetween forgettable and rememberable

waste

waste - midsection of an object

styrene

styrene - Irene's pigsty

smirk

smirk - to smile annoyingly

immaculate

immaculate - a waxing job long overdue

strip

strip - a clumsy snake

peccadillo

peccadillo - rare breed of beaked armadillo

monitor

monitor - front gate at a bank

definition

definition - earsplitting finale

drone

drone - what da queen bee sits on

permit

permit - a language only spoken among hairdressers

indulge

permit - 1980's solution to straight hair

**** too slow

indulge - the fat stomach of an inhabitant of the sub-continent south of the Himalayans

date

date - delicious and hot

pertaining

pertaining - when it's raining cats & dogs

artichoke

artichoke - a painting so bad that you gag

flunk

flunk - stinky roadkill

elephant

elephant - ghost of a French pupil

amalgamate

amalgamate - a clingy partner

inkpot

inkpot - black gold from Amsterdam

encampment

Encampment - A facility for gay gum chewers

Tropical

Tropical - fattening French beverage

Minus

Minus - American chapter of the Coalface Development Operatives' Union

coping

coping - table tennis doubles

perhaps

Perhaps - Finlandish Hip-hop

Indication

indication - an independent education

scrimshaw

Scrimshaw - A Hillbilly Orgy (not to be confused with famly git togethers)

Corruption

corruption - two volcanoes simultaneosly errupting

feather

Feather - Don't know how good "F" is, but I'm sure she enjoyed it!

Tribulations

tribulations - growing pains of triplets
or
problems with natives - dunno which is better

productivity

productivity - poultry farming promotion

moth

moth: any month without the letter "n" in it.

distribution

distribution - how to solve problems with the natives

reflection