Definitions game

evaporator - next generation vaporub

desolate

evaporator - machine used to mumifiy Evita

chasm

desolate - having lost the bottoms of your shoes

chasm

chasm: spasms caused by going to church

altar

altar - to change around a church interior

explosion

explosion - to be surrounded by all your exes

tilt

tilt - to look under someone's kilt

silt

silt - feinstaub under a kilt

thermal

thermal - Garfield's enemy especially during hot days

during

during - neither before nor after

staple

staple - to chain down a gorilla

ink

ink - even less than an inkling

crane

crane - a tall Ukrainian

plinth

plinth - a pole for pariahs

percolate

percolate - overdue bonus

spite

spite - to expectorate malignantly

malignant

malignant - an evil-tempered colony-building insect

aperçu

aperçu - a French peephole

baker

baker - a unit of measure for land used for growing grain

spelunking

spelunking - too rude to say in public

catheter

catheter - pipe used to drain a church roof

galaxy

galaxy - heavenly girl

picayune

picayune - typographer's minimum wage

plait

plait - a forerunner of calorie-free tea

highbrow

highbrow - edging on a tallboy

fatty

fatty - an overweight rapper

kettle

kettle - a dyslexic herd

baton

baton - long, thin piece of pork

cider

cider: stronger. i.e. The cider house rules
waylay

waylay: a brief sexual encounter whilst travelling

batty

batty - dough used to bake bread for butties

perplex

perplex - material for making two-way mirrors

calf

calf: the rear end of a two-man cow costume

marsupial

marsupial - Martian kangaroo

kangaroo -

kangaroo - Babelfish French for: Where is the Cannes train station?

festival

festival - an event worth celebrating

antelope

antelope - brief stasis before breaking into a trot

edifice

edifice - comestibles piled high

linen

linen - communist bedspread

circumlocution

linen: new German verb for sniffing coke "ich line, du linest..."

complication

edit: too slow

circumlocution: to drive a train round in circles

complication

complication - a group of people who never break any rules

balcony

balcony - a colony of alcoholics

repudiate

repudiate - repeatedly disgust people by producing offensive odours

cassette

cassette - something broken into small pieces

enjoy

enjoy - dublin state of mind

callibrate

calibrate - to measure books

umpteen

umpteen - teenager with the hump

sticky

sticky - like branchy, only smaller

envelope

envelope - an envious interloper

spurious

spurious - angry with self for vomitting. usage: I was absolutely spurious with myself for vomiting at that job interview.

subcutaneous

subcutaneous: surgical incision under the skin on ones derriere (spelling?)

metamorphosis